Morning wala Kostin

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Posted: 12 years ago
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MoronsKiMallika this one is for you I succumbed to the temptation and you had asked me nice enough

Hail MM woriginal patent holder for the word Kostin for generously allowing me continued usage without any fear of law suits or legal reprisals

Now many of us brush floss maybe even swish some minty mouthwash before hitting the sack in the hope that we get up in the morn without any vile odor emanate from our mouth only to see our hopes dash and have it smell like something died and putrefied whipping up a putrid bouquet for the morning and rush to the bathroom to get rid of it


Ever since that scene played out of Paro getting stuck to the cupboard door and Rudra literally in her face and body breathing in her scent one thought popped into my head and refused to leave

Million rupee Oral Hygiene Kostin
Did she suffer from morning breathe as well since she went straight to the cupboard on rising from her bed with no deviation of any kind
Or
Being a village belle and using only natural products all that neem twig brushing has ensured her good dental hygiene that her mouth never is breeding ground for bacteria of any sort and she always smells good
or
Rudra's err other parts took over his mind so he did not even notice

With this post I am raising my fame levels to 15 minutes No more 5 that is for all the wannabes and amateurs
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: FairyLiquidSoap


Million rupee Oral Hygiene Kostin-

Did she suffer from morning breathe as well since she went straight to the cupboard on rising from her bed with no deviation of any kind
Or
Being a village belle and using only natural products all that neem twig brushing has ensured her good dental hygiene that her mouth never is breeding ground for bacteria of any sort and she always smells good
or
Rudra's err other parts took over his mind so he did not even notice.


A pure 'biology' answer to your oxy-hygiene question --
anytime, any day, any where --the 3rd option is the answer !

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Originally posted by: golpokobita



A pure 'biology' answer to your oxy-hygiene question --
anytime, any day, any where --the 3rd option is the answer !


or was it a case of close your eyes and think of England Anything for his country 😃
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Posted: 12 years ago
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The second option...a natural phenomena ..."Being a village belle and using only natural products all that neem twig brushing has ensured her good dental hygiene that her mouth never is breeding ground for bacteria of any sort and she always smells good"...🤣
So magical!
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You are a cutie!! All your kostins are valid though! Always! I read the previous ones too in some other post of yours!!! Absolutely agree that these kostins do pop in our minds!! But how come they are never addressed in the serials?!!😉
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Posted: 12 years ago
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LOL I feel like asking you to go back to your no posts days...why do u have to wake me up with such descriptions...
SO the whole does Paros breath stink evades me ...since I just woke up I am more preoccupied by mine...
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Paro baisa is blessed with aromatic body fluids and odors. the Wedding clothes stayed on her for three Reel days aka three REAL weeks on her, and still smelled as fresh as the first time they came out of the Sabyasachi studio.

Bad breath? You don't ask these kostins FLS, you simple don't. It opens the Pandora's box of many more uncomfortable kostins, for instance:-

1. did Paro baisa shower in the last one months? Was there an attached bathroom to that sound proof room in the Haveli?

2. Did Paro baisa shampoo her hair?

3. Did Paro Baisa use Pepsodent or Sensodyne?

4. Did Paro baisa tweeze her eye brows and peach fuzz? How about the occasional hair in the armpits?

You see the slippery slope?

The kostins are not to be asked when we have a run up to the all consuming all important consumashuns. you simply don't ask these kostins.

I lub you.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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The answer is plain and simple.

The moment Paro woke up she prayed to lord shiva. Now we all know him as the destroyer of evil and harbringer of new beginnings.

So evil bacteria died a nasty death and her breath was restored to it's minty freshness. A wonderful beginning to a brand new day.

The End.

Ps: I kid I kid! *Smiles sheepishly*. I cannot answer this question. I am equally stumped.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: peachpie

The second option...a natural phenomena ..."Being a village belle and using only natural products all that neem twig brushing has ensured her good dental hygiene that her mouth never is breeding ground for bacteria of any sort and she always smells good"...🤣

So magical!


😃 Peach pie Hola sweets how are you ?
So she be the poster girl for all things natural See our grannies were right If only I had listened to mine when she kept insisting Turmeric root would remove my unwanted facial and body hair growth forever and I kept insisting on using my ever faithful Braun epilator and hair removing creams not to mention enduring the agony of some good old fashioned threading and silent cuts from a razor Gaah!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: mozart66

You are a cutie!! All your kostins are valid though! Always! I read the previous ones too in some other post of yours!!! Absolutely agree that these kostins do pop in our minds!! But how come they are never addressed in the serials?!!😉


😳 Aww thank you Mozart (love your name he is my favorite composer as well)
I think if they addressed all these issues then the self righteous sensitivities of all the biddies watching television would get affected and they would demand that such dirty stuff like bathing washing brushing will corrupt their kids In fact there should be no bathroom in case the female lead is shown washing her face Aiyo what will happen to the children's mind
But it's a different case I guess if the male lead comes out dripping with water and chesty with a tiny rag towel to cover his modesty he is teaching good hygiene to all and we all know how the biddies love men who are wholesome😉


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