B-S 'C'hronicles: Love Love Tum Karo, Love Se Na Tum Daro

Originally posted by: Bagwati.

Paro says I'm not bootiful pari for that jallad

Coz you are no Salman Khan

Sasur says do what you want to do man

But only till R comes back

Give it a month or two, Paro will be singing a different tune.

She will realize that the Jallad is a better deal than Sumer the loon.

Very subtle, Sumer Ranawat.

Wait till Rudra punches you for eyeing his amaanat.

Then he takes Lakshman's case

Says tenu ghodi kinne chadhaya bhootni ke

No surprise it was the one and only Ram

Considering his track record Paro should run away far

Dilsher and Danveer are so much fun,

They give PaRud for their money a run.

Dilsher, bro, what were you smoking?

You don't marry your brother to just any Mohini!

(Ask Bhasmasura his story.)

Golu is sad about prince charming ka no arrival

Did she check pandit ji ka matrimonial status?

Khullam khulla pyaar karenge- Hawan ka immediate effect on Samaithali

They wouldn't have been cock blocked if they had burnt additional agarbatti

I see why Samaithili have no offspring.

How can they when they never have any privacy or anything?

Mohini, stop praying, to get your grandkids soon,

Just send them on a damn honeymoon.

Mohini turns Inspector Pradyuman-too bad Sumer is her Daya

She has to do all the door breaking herself, rassi and division bhaad mein gaya

Kaki is obsessed with safedi-be it Jaipur ka mahal or the moon

She should be offered Nirma's brand ambassador ki post soon

Kaki is as racist as the rest of this nation,

I bet she buys Fair and Lovely in the monthly ration.

For Sumer, Paro passes her 'gorapan' test,

Otherwise, Yami Gautam would be best.

Three cheers for Dilsher for doing his chaukidari ki job

Even though he's got his role totally wrong😆

Sumer is delighted coz he got to see more of Titli

Pssh! that boy doesn't deserve 100 years ki Rukmini

Sumer, poster se hi kaam chala le,

Why mess with Bhaiyya, have you seen his daule-shaule?

Dilsher band bajofies his saali

When there is no poori gharwaali

Where's the question of aadhi?

To add to her injury, even R sunaofies his masi

Rudra is a disrespectful brat.

But I feel like clapping when he treats Mohini like a gnat.

Sumer was waiting for an opportunity to raise his voice

Coz Paro would have missed this nobody amidst all the noise

Mohini uses the same bhaashan used on her about her being elder

Maybe the script writers were paid for only one lecture

Iss serial ka clothes-dialogue budget hai dicey,

And is spent largely on the Kaki-cum-Maasi.

R says I don't give a f**k about mausam bigadna

If it's Garam, I'll get to see sexy kamariya

Thandi mein we'll light a fire and cuddle

And baarish mein we'll do a sexy rain dance in the puddles

Kaki is going crazy coz of no social life-been long since she saw the workers

She decides to call a Panchayat and meet BSD officers

Rudra would fight at once a thousand enemies

Than introduce these loons as his family

I want to know through which law book the BSD flips,

Where does it say that you cannot have live in relationships?

He decides it's time to khisko

Before next Kaki wants to meet people at the disco

Golu does abru dabru bhabhi's foot gabdu

Rudra doesn't lift her coz he's such a sadu

Rudra will not emulate Oceanji.

For lifting damsels, he will charge a heftier fee.

Since the production people are going through tangi,

They ask him to help her limp along for free.

Today P learnt tying straps of different kinds

Be it helmets or those of sexier types

Then the lesson got X rated-one leg on either side

And hold on tight to enjoy the ride

Never have I seen such difficulty over a helmet.

Oh wait. The last time it was a seat belt.

Rudra, chill out.

A bike is more romantic than an SUV without doubt.

Originally posted by: _DarkLady_

And Baby you ruled!😉

That was something out of the world.. you've got real talent!👏

Originally posted by: Bagwati.

Today P learnt tying straps of different kinds

Be it helmets or those of sexier types

Then the lesson got X rated-one leg on either side

And hold on tight to enjoy the ride

Originally posted by: CravingKhana

RES

I wanna see a C or T up there only then shall I un RES

I petishun this unfair treatment

Originally posted by: Semanti

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Give it a month or two, Paro will be singing a different tune.

She will realize that the Jallad is a better deal than Sumer the loon.

Very subtle, Sumer Ranawat.

Wait till Rudra punches you for eyeing his amaanat.

Why was Sumer so happy when PaRud left the house?

After the titli leaves all that'll remain in his room will be that mouse

Dilsher and Danveer are so much fun,

They give PaRud for their money a run.

Dilsher, bro, what were you smoking?

You don't marry your brother to just any Mohini!

(Ask Bhasmasura his story.)

But but this Mohini was gharwali's behena

Maybe it was to avoid bartan ki maar sehna

It would have been better

If both sisters had run away together

I see why Samaithili have no offspring.

How can they when they never have any privacy or anything?

Mohini, stop praying, to get your grandkids soon,

Just send them on a damn honeymoon.

Even on the honeymoon her voice will keep ringing in their ears

It'll be impossible to come one arm distance se zyaada near😭

Kaki is as racist as the rest of this nation,

I bet she buys Fair and Lovely in the monthly ration.

For Sumer, Paro passes her 'gorapan' test,

Otherwise, Yami Gautam would be best.

LOL@ Yami being her daughter in law

She'd give Mohini daily challenges about whose skin is flawed

Sumer, poster se hi kaam chala le,

Why mess with Bhaiyya, have you seen his daule-shaule?

Protein shakes is the correct jawaab

Too bad all he gets is masale wala achaar

Rudra is a disrespectful brat.

But I feel like clapping when he treats Mohini like a gnat.

Rudra is a complete ass

But phir bhi dil wants him aur paas

Iss serial ka clothes-dialogue budget hai dicey,

And is spent largely on the Kaki-cum-Maasi.

Paro atleast had different clothes pre wedding

Bechara Rudra is always in his uniform

Bahur nainsaafi hai my Lord

I want to know through which law book the BSD flips,

Where does it say that you cannot have live in relationships?

Maybe there's a special rule book for afsars like cricketers

Having girlfriends on tours limits the sixers

Rudra will not emulate Oceanji.

For lifting damsels, he will charge a heftier fee.

Since the production people are going through tangi,

They ask him to help her limp along for free.

Maybe after the haweli is sold

PH can afford to pay more

There's no possibility of eye sex

While walking milaakar leg se leg

Never have I seen such difficulty over a helmet.

Oh wait. The last time it was a seat belt.

Rudra, chill out.

A bike is more romantic than an SUV without doubt.

Rudra is such a guy

Before accelerator he pressed the break..haaye

Originally posted by: Semanti

You have to earn it my friend (much like a bournville),

With khoon, paseena and bad rhyming.

😆