This is for Nitz according to her request: hope you all like it
Anvesha Banerjee Ray was not happy. And she had good reason not to be. It was all her mother's fault, now that she came to think about it. Not that she particularly wanted to spend her vacations with her mother, but compared to current circumstances, it certainly seemed like a piece of heaven.
"Hey Wacko." She groaned as the deranged freak with severe mental problems, otherwise known as Yuvraj Dev, passed by her. Yes, you guessed it right, her refusal to spend the vacations with her mother had resulted into spending them with Yuvraj. At first, she had thought that it wasn't so bad, considering that she got to ski day and night. Apparently, God had some other plans for her. And who could defy God? No one.
So here she was, sitting on the grass, randomly playing her guitar, where she could've been skiing if the snow hadn't melted. She wasn't the only one, lots of people were extremely angry at Weather-God for melting the snow at such an ungodly time, but her compatriot was ecstatic. Not only did he get more scope to tease her, she was too angry to retort.
Speaking of whom, he just had to come and sit beside her.
"Hey Wacko," he grinned, "Anything new?"
"No, Yuvi. Why don't you go do something?" she retorted half-heartedly.
"Nothing to do." He shrugged cheerfully.
"Really,?" she retorted, "Well, I heard cliff jumping is really popular nowadays, you should try that."
As he stared open-mouthed, she stuffed some grass in his mouth and smiled, "This is for blocking the flies out, Yuvraj."
"Hey!" he managed to mumble through the grass, spitting them out in the process, but by then she was long gone.
It was ten minutes later when she felt herself being strangulated by the previously mention deranged loser with sever mental problems. She struggled to get him off, but he was much stronger than she had estimated.
"PSYCHO!" she yelled, "GET OFF!"
"Oh yeah? That will not happen, darling."
"Yuvi, get off my neck at once. Hell, you're killing me."
"Well, that was my aim. Good to see that you got it."
"Psycho?"
"Yes, sweetie?"
"GET OFF"
"Hmm.. how about NO?"
"Look, Yuvi, let's solve this calmly. Get off my neck."
"No, let's resolve this while I'm in the process of strangulating you."
"Yuvi, I – gasp- can't-gasp-breathe."
"…."
"Ashi?"
"…."
"ASHI?"
"…."
"Fine, here, see, now you're off and can breathe. What's wrong?"
"…"
"ASHI? YOU WACKO? WHAT THE .."
"You should do that often, looks good on you."
"Do wha—ASHI?"
"Fooled ya, didn't I?"
"I will not let you go, you stupid, completely whacked out--"
"SHUT UP."
"NO I WON'T."
"SHUT UP."
"NO."
"YES."
"NO."
"YES."
"YES."
"HA! Loser! Loser."
"Childish fool, where do you come from, Loserville?"
"Very funny, I suppose, as opposed to Psychostan?"
"Listen, what's your problem? Can't you just for one second be friendly?"
"Listen, Psycho, there are a lot of things I can be. Friendly is NOT one of them."
"Bloody great. I'm stranded here, with a hideous two-legged monster incapable of friendly reciprocations."
"Oh? I didn't know you spoke English. What language is that? Psychisian?"
"ASHI! LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO."
"To quote you, how about NO?"
"…."
"…."
"…."
"YUVI?"
"…."
"Yuvi, I have a very important question."
"WHAT?"
"When scientists were cloning octopuses, did the experiment go wrong and result in the formation of a half-octopus and half-human known as Yuvraj Dev?"
"Yes, Ashi, I think you're right. Except they named it Anvesha."
"Har, har."
"You wacko."
"Jerk."
"Geek."
"Fake He-man."
"She-man."
"Are you calling me a man, Mr. Octopus?"
"It depends. Are you calling yourself "she", Mr. Man?"
"YUVI--"
"Don't worry, I think a moustache would look really good on you."
"Yuvi, how dare you? You just stomp in here and insult every part of my body--"
That was when the unbelievable happened, He kissed Her.
"And do that." she finished.
He looked up at her and grinned closely, "Actually I still haven't insulted your lips, and eyes and ears and---"
"Shut the hell up and kiss me again."
He gladly obliged.
As he wrapped her near himself, and felt her hugging him tightly, he took a moment to look down at her closed eyes and flushed lips. He bent down to kiss her again, and she grinned. In his opinion, she looked beautiful, just wrapped up in his arms, with slightly glazy eyes filled with light.
At a distance, the first flakes of snow began to fall.
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Love, and Happy reading,
Shreyasi
Bollywood
