baGyaan: Hai hai Mirchi Uff Uff Mirchi

Originally posted by: Bagwati.

Dilsher should join the urban dictionary dude

Getting married equals never leaving the room

That's when the past comes to bite him in ass

R says what about the lectures of not giving bootiful women ghaas

Dilsher is awfully logical,

He knows if R marries P it will be magical.

Dilsher is firmly on the fangirls' side,

He will retract his words and make R by his new rules abide.

Tejawat's eyebrows do the Komolika routine

When thakurain overhears P is alive that is KLPD

Thakurain shows no shock when Chandangarh is said

Did she assume her pati no 1 is long dead

Tejawat must have trained in Kathakali,

His eyebrows have a life of their own, verily.

The problem is, we've all assumed Thakurain is Rudra's maa.

It'll suck if she's not and Nautanki shows us the thenga.

Thakur needs medicines-wonder why?

Is it coz his libido is too high

Drive toh hai Paro ki bhi khaas

When she sees R stripping she goes into a trance

Thakurji has hypertension, is the probable reason.

Cos' Diabetes is so last season.

Paro, I feel you, sister.

Rudra, shirtless, is one fine mister.

After bondage, it's time for knife play

Rudra suggestively goes and on the bed and lays

He says I'm going to show you hell

He does get mighty pissed when his act doesn't sell

You can sleep anywhere you want, Rudra said

He was one step away from saying 'Join me on this bed.'

R tells P that she no longer has the right to touch his stuff

Oooh! Then doing it is going to be mighty tough

With P around R doesn't care about Laila's incoming on his phone

Koshen: would P have changed in front of R if he hadn't from the room gone?

Rudra behaves like a spoilt kid seeking attention.

It's okay Bhaiyya, I know sexual frustration is no fun.

P would have created a makeshift partition,

Nothing like a suggestive shadow to set off this conflagration.

Mami is my new competishun

She's doing her own gyaan session

Too bad her audience is dumb

And her sex jokes aren't funny enough

Bah! Kaki's jokes are as lame as jeggings,

Someone make her STAHP, I am begging!

I'm sure the 2 tarboozas are soon going to rebel

Bad apple is anyways planning haveli ko karna sell

In the meantime P saves Saur jis life

Who ckecks her out with delight

Samrat is soon going to look for an apartment,

With all the stress vanishing from their lives,

Maithili is going to have no trouble in the conception-department.

Aakhir the girl wearing the guys clothes and not her dress

Is the new age equivalent of 2 flowers ka milan sequence

Laila reminds me of a Mughal courtesan

I get it's hot with R in the room but what's with the fan

Dilsher is such a fangirl, I won't even complain

About inconsistencies, and outrage feign.

Laila keeps calling Paro kamini

Rudra should make her meet Mohini

If R falls in love she will bite him stat

Too bad she doesn't know P's been there done that

Laila has the makings of a psychopath,

I'd feel sorry for her, but I'm too worried about another bloodbath.