Hello Everyone!!!!
How are you all??? Well with Rani, Amail, Ayesha, Neha, Sanaa, Yoji di, Dolly etc.........giving out great topics in the forum, I'm sure you all must be great!!! To add to it.......I've brought in my Krazzy Instinct back!!! Hope you all enjoy it this time too!!!!!!
But........before beginning.......I'd like to apologise to the LRL Forum Member, who holds the credit for this idea. "Munnabhai in KMA" was a PM request by someone to me. All the PMS got deleted by mistake and now I don't know who was he person who holds the credit. I'm really sorry...........Please PM me once again.......Here I'm fulfilling your request.........................
Circuit: Aye Bhai!!! Apun KMA me kai ko ja re le hain???
Munna: Abe Circuit!!! Bapu ne apun ko bola tha ki desh ki seva karne ka!!! To apun ne socha Army me bharti ho jaaye!!! Aur suna hai yeich academy rapchick training de re li hai. To apun idhar ich admission lega.
Circuit: Bhai apne ko bhi tumhare saath admission milenge kya???
Munna: Arre nai re Mamu. Tu bhi apun ke saath training pe jayega to dhandhe ka kya hoga???
Circuit: To bhai apun tere bina kya karega??
Munna: Ab cup kar.......academy aa gayeli hai, ab tu jaa, kaam sambhal, koi tension ho to apun ko ring maarne ka na. Ab apun ja ke training leta hai!!!
Circuit: Teri yaad aayegi bhai!!! (Hugs Munna) Bye Bhai!!!
Munna enters KMA. Mashaal ko dekhte he.........
Munna: Arre baap re!! Idhar to aag lageli hai!! Apun abhi Fire Brigade ko bulata hai.
Munna calls up the Fire Brigade. They come and start sprinkling water on KMA. Rajveer, who was training the Cadets in the ground was also hit by the shower.
Rajveer: Arre!!! Be mausam barsaat???
Naina: Ye kya ho raha hai???
Pooja: Lagta hai mausam ka wrong-call lag gaya!!!
Yudi: Hey guys!!! Tumhe alarm sunai de raha hai???
Rajveer: It's Fire Brigade damn it!!!!
Rajveer runs to check out what's the matter and all Cadets run here 'n' there as they hear there's a fir in the Academy.
Rajveer: (To the Fire Brigade officials) Aap sab ye kya kar rahe hain???
Fire Brigade Official: Hume call aaya tha ki KMA me aag lagi hai.
Rajveer: Arrrrrrrgggghhh!!!!! Stop it right here. Aapko koi aag dkh rahi hai??? Kisne call kiya tha???
Munna: Apun ne??
Hearing apun, Rajveer thinks it's Aalekh............
Rajveer: Cadet Aaaalllleeeekkkkkhhhhh........(Turns and finds out it's someone else)............Aap kaun hain???
Munna: Apun Munna!! Andar aag lageli hai naa!!!
Rajveer: Kahan????
Munnabhai takes Rajveer to the Mashaal and seeing that Rajveer says..........
Rajveer: Uffff!!!!!! Ye aag nahi hai!!! Ye Veer-Jyoti hai. KMA ki shaan!!!
Munna: Haila!!! Apun Mamu ban gaya!!!!
Rajveer: Mamu??? What Mamu???
Munna: Usko chor!! Tu bol, tu kaun???
Rajveer: Captain Rajveer Singh Shekhawat!!!!
Munna: Maa kasam kya lamba choda filmi naam hai re!!! Ekdum rapchik.
Rajveer: Aap kaun hain?
Munna: Apun Munnabhai, bole to Murli Prasad Sharma.
Rajveer: Yahan kya karne aaye hain aap???
Munna: Jo sab karte hain, apun ko naa, Army Officer ban ne ka hai.
Rajveer: To aapko is academy me admission lena hoga, uske liye Brigadior Chandok se baat karni hogi!!!
Munna: Aye Raju!!!
Rajveer: What???
Munna: Apun tere koRaju bulaye to koi tension to nai hai na re???
Rajveer: Ok shoot!!!
Munna: Arre nai boss!!!! apun tere ko shoot kai ko karega???
Rajveer: Mera matlab hai kaho kya kehna hai.
Munna: Apun ke liye idhar ke head se baat karne ka na...........please!!!
Rajveer: Mai baat nahi kar sakta Munna!!! You have to do it!!!
Munna: Bole toh??
Rajveer: Bole toh…….Tumhe baat khud he karni padegi. Samjhe???
Munnabhai now goes to Brigadior Chandok's room. He wasn't wearing his cap………..
Munna: (To himself) Haila!!! Ye to Asthana ke maafik taklu hai!!! Use ke maafik khadoos hua to??? (He realizes he has to talk to Chandok) Apun andar aa sakta hai Sir???
Brigadior Chandok: Come-in!! Tum kaun ho??
Munna: Apun Mun…….Murli Prasad Sharma.
Brigadior Chandok: Yahan kya lene aaye ho???
Munna: Apun ko academy me admission mangta hai!!!
Brigadior Chandok: Ye ek Army Academy hai!!!
Munna: To apun kab bola ki Dance Academy. Apun ko Army Training he karni hai!!!
Brigadior Chandok: Hum kisi ko bhi aise he admission nahi de sakte!!
Munna: Kisi ko to admission mangta ich nahi hai na boss. Admission to apun ko chahiye!!!
Brigadior Chandok: Get out!!!! Just get out!!!!!
Munna: Arre kai ko get out??? Apun ki desh-bhakti ko tum log aise laat nai maar sakte!!!
Brigadior Chandok: Dekho tum………..
Just then Rajveer comes in!!!!
Rajveer: Sir!!!
Brigadior Chandok: Yes Captain!!!
Rajveer: Sir Millitary Board se sifarish aayi hai inke liuye. I just received the fax.
Brigadior Chandok: What??? Iski sifarish???
Munna: (To himself) Lagta hai Circuit ne apna kaam kar dala!!!
Brigadior Chandok: Kuch kaha tumne???
Munna: Arre nai re Mamu!!!
Brigadior Chandok: Mamu??????????????
Rajveer: Sir calm down!!!! Jaise humne Cadet Aalekh ki language me thoda sudhaar kiya hai, ye bhi seekh jayega. So, can I continue my class Sir, along with my latest student!!!
Brigadior Chandok: Take him away Captain!!!!
Rajveer shows the Academy to Munna and says……….
Rajveer: So Munna, ab tumne poori academy dekh le hai!!! Training abhi se shuru karna chahoge??
Munna: Haan!!! Apun ko der karna acha ich nai lagta hai!!!
Rajveer: Very well!!! Let's get started!!!
Rajveer takes Munna to the ground and introduces him to the Cadets.
Rajveer: Cadets!!! This is your new batchmate Cadet Murli Prasad Sharma joining-in from today.
Munna: Apun Murli Prasad Sharma. Tum sab apun ko Munna keh sakte ho!!
Rajveer: Abhi training ka waqt hai, introduction aap sab break me keejiyega. Get your position Cadet!!
Munna joins the line.
Rajveer: Aaj aap sabko ek not-so-simple exercise ka saamna karna hai……………..It's something you have never done before………A sort of treasure-hunt.
Munna: Treasure-hunt bole toh???
Aalekh: Treasure hunt bole toh khazaana dhoondh nikaalna.
Munna: Haila!!! Idhar apun akela tapori nahi hai re!!! Ab aayega maza!!!
Rajveer: Maps aapko Suri jee de denge aur teams bhi pre-divided hain. Kisi ko koi shaq!!!
Munna: Apun ek sawaal pooche???
Rajveer: Yes Cadet Murli!!
Munna: Apun kiski team me hai??
Rajveer: Cadet Murli aap Cadet Aalekh ki team join karenge.
Huda: Aur Sir mai Phoolan ki naa??
Rajveer: Jee nahi!! Aap Ali ki team me hain.
Rajveer goes-off. Pooja comes up to Munna.
Pooja: Hi!! Mera naam Pooja hai. Apne baare me kuch batao.
At this Munna starts singing………………..
Bole, to bole, apun hai Munnabhai!!!
Iska nahi, uska nahi, sabka Munnabhai!!!
Apun to sabko magta hai, aisa hai Munnabhai!!!
Hai re hai………hai re hai………….Lage Rahoooooooo, Munnabhai……
Khwabon me ladkiyon ke apun roz-roz aaye!!!
Khopdi ke khopche me Circuit khalbali machaye!!!
Khaali-Peeli apun sala traininglene idhar aaye!!!
Hai re hai………hai re hai………….Lage Rahoooooooo, Munnabhai……
Kisi ko ho khabar to yaaron humko ye bataye!!!
Seedhi-saadhi ho vo ho ya item hi-fi!!!
Maa ke pair chuye na chuye, apun ko kahe hi!!!
Hai re hai………hai re hai………….Lage Rahoooooooo, Munnabhai……
Bole, to bole, apun hai Munnabhai!!!
Iska nahi, uska nahi, sabka Munnabhai!!!
Apun to sabko magta hai, aisa hai Munnabhai!!!
Hai re hai………hai re hai………….Lage Rahoooooooo, Munnabhai……
I hope you all liked it!!! I again apologise and say that the credit is not mine!!! Credit-holder..........Please contact soon!!!
With loads of Love 'n' Good Wishes
Khyati