Here are some hilarious jokes for u all...😆😆😆
American told Rasik when he went to America : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Rasik : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
Suryakhant: Where were you born ?
Hasmukh : Punjab .
Suryakhant : which part ?
Hasmukh : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Rasik : What is the name of your car ?
Menka : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Rasik : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
Hasmukh was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks him why
are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Hasmukh : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Rasik : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Rasik : Oye Ullu ke patte - Every year.
Hasmukh and Rasik were fixing a bomb in a car.
Hasmukh : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Rasik : Don't worry, I have a one more.
Doctor to patient (Hasmukh) : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want
to see any one before you die?
Patient (Hasmukh) : Yes. A good doctor.
On a romantic day Rasik's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Rasik : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile?".
Hasmukh joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Hasmukh :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
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