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| BOLLYWOOD gave me unrealistic expectations about desi men 😠For everyone who thought 1) the guy you've been dreaming about is going to come find you while you dance away singing in the rain 2) he'll fall instantly in love with you and respect you even though you acted like a snotty brat 3) men have honorable intentions 4) he's actually going to show up at your village during your arranged marriage and win your family's heart 5) you'll meet him on a trip to europe 6) he'll actually realize he loves you 7) i love you = i want to spend my life with you 8) he'll leave his family empire to be with you 9) he fell in love while he saw you happily dancing at your friends wedding dreaming of your own weddding 10) he has any intentions of keeping those promises he told you the first day 11) he'll fight for you 12) he won't look at another woman because he thinks your beautiful 13) he thinks your beautiful 14) he put the dupatta over your head to show you that he respects you 15) he feeds you the line..."worship 3 women, ek. durga ma, do. appne mae...aur...aur" 16) he will remain celibate if you die because he loved you just THAT much...and you also think he never checked out or thought of other women while you were alive. 17) committment is a real word and can be applied between two people of the opposite gender 18) he cares if you cry 19) every desi party/wedding you go to you expect to meet the love of your life 20) every time you go out with your girlfriends, you think the desi guy who's been staring at you all night across the club is picturing taking you home to meet his mom and not his erm 21) you think the desi guy is going to jump in there and beat up a guy who insults you for dressin skanky and dancing in the rian 22) you think you actually look hot when your drenching wet in the rain and it makes your hair look sexy and he likes it 23) he's dying to spend the rest of his life honoring you as his wife 24) you guys are going to go to switzerland during your honeymoon and you'll get to walk in the meadow in a skanky sari even though it's snowing 25) your mother in law is actually going to like you 26) your going to be a cherished "bohu" 27) for the bachelor party he'll be telling his friends how amazing you are instead of hooking up with a hooker 28) at your sister's wedding, her husbands younger brother is going to be ridiculously hot and fall madly in love with you 29) the hot desi guy who sits behind you in class actually noticed you walking in with your long flowing black hair and not the blond in the mini skirt who winked at him before leaning over to retreive the pencil she "accidentally" dropped 30) he's a virgin...he's been waiting his whole life to "make love" to you on your wedding night just like you have been waiting for him... 31) he'll still think your hot after you've had three kids and you spend your day wearing pretty sari's with your hair in a braid cooking with your mother in law 32) in regards to number 31, you think he's not cheating on you 33) your idea of a great weekend is going to be taking your kids to an amusement park, and you think he's going to be happy doing family things instead of seeing you in a halter top and mini skirt dancing on stage 34) you think you'll make a great balance between respectable mom and wife vs. sexy wife in bed and he'll let you get away with it. 35) the love of your life is your ridiculously hot best friend (male) who was there through all your girlish dreams but you just never realized he was the one....however, once you did he already found the "love of his life" in the form of a mini skirt wearing, desi song singing, foreigner who has "traditional" values.... 36) your heart skips a beat and you gaze down at your lap demurely at the talk of your "dholi" 37) your heart goes mad when a guy in a shalwani approaches and grabs your dupatta before letting you slip away before any aunties catch you... 38) your idea of flirting is smiling shyly and running away. 39) you get all choked up when you hear old songs like khabhi khabhi and start imaginging your "sohag raat" when the man of your dreams (who you happened date and then marry with your parents permission..yea rite) is going to lift your ghoonghaat and then lift your face and you'll blush and look down because you know whats going to happen but ur shy because you've never done anything with him before? right? 40) When you reject him...... he will be in tears and tell his friend 'zindegi mein PEHLI hum ne keise ko DIL se chaha' and you think its a true LOVE and except it 41) When you get mad and walk away, he grabs your hand and doesnt let go 42) out of NO WHERE, an EXTREMELY good looking guy will appear and tell you how he has been in love with you for years and has to come to sweep you off your feet 43: Losing your anklet at a wedding: Bollywood version: You lose your anklet while running and then you realize you lost it and when you turn around, a hot desi guy is on his knee, slowly holding it up and look at you. Then you're allowed to put your foot on his knee (its like the ultimate mutual agreement) and he puts it on for you. Your thanks to him is to push his knee so he falls unbalanced and you run away into a song where you flirt with each other the rest of the night. Real version: You purposely lose your anklet in front of a hot desi guy and 1. he doesn't notice. 2. he looks at it and walks away 3. he bends down and picks it up, hands it to you and walks away Reality is tough :P 44) it's raining and ur wearing a hot saree. ur umbrella blows away with the wind. a HOTTT guy comes and picks it up for u and offers u a ride home or walks u home |
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