PhatPhatiya Post - Chunnu Munnu Detective Agency

Chunnu Munnu Detective Agency - CID of Rajasthan.

Chunnu and Munnu hatch a plot that will put any CIA spy agency to shame. They lay an elaborate plan to trap Mami, Thakur and the entire Gang of International Gun Smugglers in one swoop.

There is only one problem. This mega super critical mission depends on the Happy Reunion of Mami and Paro. So Chunnu and Munnu set the girl free and follow her incognito.

They disguise themselves in neon pink and fluorescent yellow shawls. Their surreptitious glances and sneaky tiptoeing definitely do not invite any suspicion. They follow Paro to her home. Paro makes a quick pit stop at the Shiv temple to lodge a formal complaint against the local Marriage Broker, Nagdevtha. He and the villagers clusterf***ed her wedding and someone has to answer. Getting no answers, she decides to head home.

Chunnu: YBA, hide behind this pillar, quick

Munnu: No sir, that pillar is too thick, lets hide behind this thin one.

Chunnu: run from this bullock cart to that one.

Munnu: cool, i hate standing still.

Chunnu: YBA, lets jump behind that tree for no reason.

Munnu: Yes sir, I can see perfectly from this spot, but jumping behind that tree sounds fun

Chunnu: Lets stumble on this pot

Munnu: Do I have to? I already stumbled on that one there?

Chunnu: Ok, then stumbling cancel, lets run to that veranda after a high jump over the hand pump.

Munnu: ok, how about we peek first

Chunnu: good idea, peek a boo

Munnu: Do you think she saw us?

Chunnu: No, I don't think so, lets make some noise and run closer to her

Munnu: Brilliant Sirji, chalo!

While Chunnu and Munnu strategize their hiding spots, clever Paro puts her smelly lehenga to good use and discovers Chunnu Munnu hiding behind the wall.

Paro: Acha! So that was the game. Abhi dikhathi hoon in jokers ko.

She hums gently as she tiptoes to the door - TV pe breaking news haaye re mera ghagra haaye

She removes her jewelry and sneaks behind a cot resting against the wall.

Chunnu: I don't hear anything

Munnu: It is awfully quiet.

Chunnu: Sh** Sh** Sh** Sh**

Munnu: Cool it sirji, cool it

Chunnu: Ungli de kar bhaag gayi

Munnu: Sir, let me explain our entire plan right here

Chunnu: Yes, good idea, she's so dumb, she won't understand a thing. When you explain do not forget any detail of our planning including the commas, semi-colons, hyphens and periods.

Munnu: She couldn't have gone far sirji. Lets ignore common-sense look for her somewhere else. .

Chunnu: Sh** let me go home, and get into an argument with Sumer and Ranawat.

Munnu: How will that help us find the girl?

Chunnu: It won't, but its therapy for me

Munnu: Good idea sirji, what do I tell B.K. Singh sir?

Chunnu: Tell him, I am using lot of "Narmi" on the girl, so much Narmi that she disappeared like a puff of smoke

Back in the house

Sumer: I need to handpump some testosterone.

Samrat hiding: Its unfair, he gets all the testosterone and I get nothing. *look down disappointed*

Masala Queen: Glad I got my assortment of unnecessary jewelry on this side. God knows, I would have died without them.

Mythili: Buffet is ready

Danveer- the eternal optimist, cracks a Yo-Mama joke: Listen to this, Mohini.

Ravan and Vibhisan go to a bar.

Ravan to Bartender - Yo mama so ugly, my ten heads puked.

Bartender to Ravan - Yo mama so ugly, she was refused visa to India

Vibhisan gets upset - Yo mama so ugly, I married her

MasalaQueen swears she would cut off Danveers important parts tonite.

Tomorrows precap

Moonchiya finds Paro back in the house and does a happy dance.

Ranawat is relieved that the new cooking lady is back.

Paro challenges Rudra into a fight. Rudra wonders if he should tell her to shower first, or fight.

Rudra ne Aman se kaha

Chalo Paro ke des

utharo apni Leather jacket

badlo apna bhes

Paro ne ghumaya lehenga

Dekha Chunnu Munnu ka chehra

Rudra ki nikli soch lagath

Pada yeh kissa mehenga

Paro ne socha mein kyoon jaoon

Apnay mami aur thakursa ko kyon

bekar thakleef pahunchaoon

Mein tho jaoongi Moonchiya ke ghar

Loongi ussay takkar

Ladoongi ussay lehenga jhatakkar

Kya karlega woh BSD wala Moonchiya

Ban ke dekh le mhara Rang Rasiya?

Originally posted by: Saffronia

Ek Binnati Humse

Can Chunnu , Munnu decode why ChachaSa sleeps in his Uniform? 😆

I know first on the list is to decode ParoSa

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

Yeh Undar(wear) ki baat hai.. 😉😉😉