The economic recession is affecting one and all and RR land is no different.
-The first victim of this was Baapusa aka Dilsher who had been promoted from "Ranawat" to "Paro's FIL" just a day back. In a major set back to his career it is reported that he has been demoted to the post of "chaukidaar" for Paro. Rumours say that his intense staring and drooling at the hugging scene yesterday did not go down well with the Major. Me says, get your promotion order before ordering your beer!
-The next victim was Major-sa who had been promoted to the post of "Rudra- god of destruction...of evil" by Paro but owing to his failure in ensuring the destruction of the rodent species in the room he has been demoted back to "Jallad/ Jaanvar."
-But the main casualty of the recession was the TRP family of Ranawats who were demoted from their cosy beds and bedrooms to the hard floor of the masala factory. It is believed that DIL has a part in this conspiracy but the details are not known yet.
-Meanwhile, this reporter wonders at the sense of humour of Major-sa (not of the forum, Duh!!). After an entire week Major-sa pays tribute to the Kaana Gaana episode by offering freedom to Paro in exchange for not complaining/commenting about the burnt rotis or the bindi ki sabzi.
-The Aman fans association is jubilant over his return and demands 5 minutes of fame for him too.
-MID of Singh Saab who also visits in this forum posted that although he is happy with Rudra's First aid skills, his stealth training leaves much to be desired.
-Trivia of the day by kaakisa- All the problems in a TRP household must always be blamed on the DIL irrespective of the nature of the same. Kaakisaa, we already knew that!!
-Bad timing of the day- Beta no. 1 of kaakisaa wins this for his worst timing for romance. Beta, when your house has been invaded by ur Jaanwar cousin and your mother is fuming away at your father 2.5cms away one does not think of romance. One thinks about meaningful things like one's dialogues and the briefing about your role that you missed before the show began.
-Perfect timing award- To Dilsher Ranawat for getting the hint and disappearing from the bed room instead of scandalizing not only the 9yr old but also the 29yr olds in the forum.
-Special award sponsored by kaakisa- Tube light of the day award goes to Constable Tanveer Ranawat. Seriously it's a crime to be that innocent.
That's it from this jobless reporter for today, be back with more meaningless news tomorrow..😃
