Reason why Puru changed his kasam and Chankya Alexander Ka saath dega

Originally posted by: luckySnow

Before Puru enters the water and takad dam takad dam begins...Chankya comes to him and ask: kya pran lene wale ho beta, jara batao?😊 in real Chankya means 'kya kand karne ja raha hai yeh aab😡?

Puru faces him, smug face, eyes blood shot, voice heavy: main pran lene ja raha hoon ke uss Alexander ko Jhelum maa ki dhara paar nahin karne doonga takad dam takad dam

Lachi smiles, Bamini constipated face, Hasti smirks...Music plays more

Chankya in his heart: pata tha backchodi hi karoge tum aab isse kaise samjahoon...

Puru: kya hua acharya pareshan lag rahe ho?😊

Everyone stares at Chankya...

Chankya: haan beta pran bahut badi cheez hoti hai...suna to hoga pran jaye par bachan na jaye...

Puru: haan vishkanya ne bataya tha😊

Chankya:🤬 in his heart...

Chankya: beta pran lena jaroori nahin hai...😊

Puru: Pran to loonga acharya kyunke main koi kaam...

Hasti coughs 😆 Puru becomes silent. Bamini maintaing his bechara look...

And Puru enters the water...loud music

Chankya: Puru sun to...

Puru: Pran lene ke baad...

Chankya : aabe idhar dekh...😡

Chankya apni potli se ek naksha nikalta hai...sab uski taraf dekhte Hain...

Chankya: bahar aa🤬 isse dekh pehle

Sab satabd chankya ka gussa dekhke...

Puru: yeh kya hai acharya😊

Chankya: Teri maa😡

Everyone shocked...

Chankya: Teri maa jhelum Ka naksha hai...

Puru gets over excited: maa Jhelum😭

Lachi hugs him...

Chankya:😡 aab dekh Jhelum...

Puru interrupts: haath jodke binti hai Jhelum maa boliye...

Lachi: haan acharya Puru usse apni maa manta hai...

Chankya Apne man mein: kaise bekar logon mein fass Gaya

main.

Chankya: ok fine now listen...

Everyone stares...Bamini asks: yeh kaunsi bhasa hai acharya

Chankya man mein:🤬 sau languages janta hoon bhootni ke Mera vishwavidhalaya hai...

Chankya: bhasa bhool Jaye maharaj...Puru yeh dekh Jhelum...matlab Teri Jhelum maa 600 km lambi hai...matlab yojan...

Puru: wah😊

Chankya: BAAT poori sun le pehle 😡

Puru: theek hai batayein😊

Chankya: dekh yahan se yeh sirf 20 metter chaudi hai...matlab iss talb jitni...to Alexander Ka ghoda ek challang mein lang jayeiga aur tera pran toot jayega...😆

Puru: 😭

Lachi: Par acharya us bhediya siyar rakshash darinda...(Puru whispers lachi vahishi bhool gayi)...Alexander ke pass naksha hoga kya...

Chankya shouts red with anger:🤬:🤬:🤬:🤬 Apne jaisa unpad samjh rakha hai usse... Aristotle ka student hai woh...

Hasti: yeh student kya hota hai...aur ye aristotle...

Chankya: Bas bahut ho gya...aab main Alexander Ka saath doonga...bhaad mein jayo tum sab...🤬

Originally posted by: sashashyam

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Originally posted by: luckySnow

Before Puru enters the water and takad dam takad dam begins...Chankya comes to him and ask: kya pran lene wale ho beta, jara batao?😊 in real Chankya means 'kya kand karne ja raha hai yeh aab😡?

Puru faces him, smug face, eyes blood shot, voice heavy: main pran lene ja raha hoon ke uss Alexander ko Jhelum maa ki dhara paar nahin karne doonga takad dam takad dam

Lachi smiles, Bamini constipated face, Hasti smirks...Music plays more

Chankya in his heart: pata tha backchodi hi karoge tum aab isse kaise samjahoon...

Puru: kya hua acharya pareshan lag rahe ho?😊

Everyone stares at Chankya...

Chankya: haan beta pran bahut badi cheez hoti hai...suna to hoga pran jaye par bachan na jaye...

Puru: haan vishkanya ne bataya tha😊

Chankya:🤬 in his heart...

Chankya: beta pran lena jaroori nahin hai...😊

Puru: Pran to loonga acharya kyunke main koi kaam...

Hasti coughs 😆 Puru becomes silent. Bamini maintaing his bechara look...

And Puru enters the water...loud music

Chankya: Puru sun to...

Puru: Pran lene ke baad...

Chankya : aabe idhar dekh...😡

Chankya apni potli se ek naksha nikalta hai...sab uski taraf dekhte Hain...

Chankya: bahar aa🤬 isse dekh pehle

Sab satabd chankya ka gussa dekhke...

Puru: yeh kya hai acharya😊

Chankya: Teri maa😡

Everyone shocked...

Chankya: Teri maa jhelum Ka naksha hai...

Puru gets over excited: maa Jhelum😭

Lachi hugs him...

Chankya:😡 aab dekh Jhelum...

Puru interrupts: haath jodke binti hai Jhelum maa boliye...

Lachi: haan acharya Puru usse apni maa manta hai...

Chankya Apne man mein: kaise bekar logon mein fass Gaya

main.

Chankya: ok fine now listen...

Everyone stares...Bamini asks: yeh kaunsi bhasa hai acharya

Chankya man mein:🤬 sau languages janta hoon bhootni ke Mera vishwavidhalaya hai...

Chankya: bhasa bhool Jaye maharaj...Puru yeh dekh Jhelum...matlab Teri Jhelum maa 600 km lambi hai...matlab yojan...

Puru: wah😊

Chankya: BAAT poori sun le pehle 😡

Puru: theek hai batayein😊

Chankya: dekh yahan se yeh sirf 20 metter chaudi hai...matlab iss talb jitni...to Alexander Ka ghoda ek challang mein lang jayeiga aur tera pran toot jayega...😆

Puru: 😭

Lachi: Par acharya us bhediya siyar rakshash darinda...(Puru whispers lachi vahishi bhool gayi)...Alexander ke pass naksha hoga kya...

Chankya shouts red with anger:🤬:🤬:🤬:🤬 Apne jaisa unpad samjh rakha hai usse... Aristotle ka student hai woh...

Hasti: yeh student kya hota hai...aur ye aristotle...

Chankya: Bas bahut ho gya...aab main Alexander Ka saath doonga...bhaad mein jayo tum sab...🤬

Originally posted by: soyan

It's amazing🤣 Though Puru was right in his intentions, but he had to think about that 😆

Of course Puru kahna chahta tha ki Paurav se aage Alex nahin jaega (or voh Dumbni nahin))), par post bahut hi funny hai 😊😊😊

Originally posted by: luckySnow

It's all for fun 😳 read other post maa Ka doodh it's also funny