my fvrts are:-
ka hua kahe thukra rahi ho hamara pyar dikhne m to salman s kam nai hai..
iss zile ki sarkar hai hum or is sarkar ka tump dil aagaya hai...
lo ab goli v mar do tumhare pyar m to humpahle hi mar chuke hai...
Hero ki entry huei hai look kya derahe ho taliya bazaoo...
ye jo tumhara sune wala traffic hai na wo one way hone wala h pucho kaise...wo aise ki hum tumhare kan k niche ek or pattaka bazane wale hai...
ghr aaey mah man ki izzat ki zatti hai lutti thori na zati hai...wo kya hai na hum thore bhakt kism k admi hai...
oo..sunno hello!hamari fan ho kya bhut zanti ho humare bare m (girl-nai wo logo suna tha)to wo apni dost ko v suna diya yaha safai krne aaei hona to wo karo kaatr kaatr krk zabaan kahe chala rahi ho...
safai krne k do tarike hoty hai pahla hath zor k dusra haddi tor k tum kaun sa tarika pasand karo gay kaka..?
ek mint hum baat kr rahe hai na pahle inhe mana le fir to aap maan hi jaeygy..
zane s pahle bye v nai kiye yaar...yaar vikas abe hume bhuk lagi hai...
ab sher singh ka dimag v soachna chata hai kyu ki pahle humre dil m ghnti bazi thi ab humare dimag m sayran bazraha hai...
tum chahe humre saso ki talashi lelo mohbbat mohabbat mohabbat hai tum s...
aaj hume yakin hogaya poetry or jung ka karan ladki hi hoti hai...
raat...raat bhr hum soach rahe the amma agr humne itna pahle soacha hota to hum enginr to banhi gaey hoty...
kya amma bus chai humto soach rahe the tumhari bahu ne chappan bhog banaya hoga..
na amma tanna or tumko bhavri devi k aagey to humari zuban nai khulti...
kya hua amma sher ko sawasher milgaya kya..?
40 kya amma 400 gao m humhi tumhare bete hai wo v eklauty...
tumhare bete hai koi latto nai ki rasi bandhi or khumaya or hum khumne lagegy...
e ka kiya amma hum bachpan m zitni baar bistr gila nai kiye usse jyda to tum pani dal k krde ti ho...
ab batao gi v k kya kiye sunhari s acha nache ya nachty nachty humari pant khisak gai...?
100 take ki baat bole munna mama bhut gam bhara hai humare andar bhut gumbhir hai hum dekho apna bhar hi nai sambhal paey gir gaey...
Anpdh,zahil,gawar to tum ho amma or din ba din tum hari budhi bhrsut hoti zarahi hai bata rahe hai..
halki hone aaey the sawchaly hi dudh rahe the ab ye tum humre tarf s karo ye humara hukmo hai...Lol!!
i'll CONTINUE there is planty of dialogues i lyk...
Edited by zeba_kausar - 10 years ago