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Posted: 13 years ago
#81
Ameres ahhh 70 please i don't want to this at all.. lolzzz 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
#82

Originally posted by: Ameres


OH God!! 🤣
Kuch hone se phele subah ho jai gi. LOL!

Husband: Waise hum ne karna kya tha?
Wife: Uff ab yeh bhi mein bataon?
Husband: Haan haan yaad aya. *reaches out* But shuru kahan se hota hai?

Waise 50 is not that old more appropriate if its a couple in late 70s. that will be fun! 🤣


You r rite, 70s is more fun.

A couple in their 70's
@Bold - reaches out but falls on top of his wife (he let go of his walking stick in the excitement)😆

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho. Aisa lag raha hai ke SR nahin, meri arthi utwane ki tayaari kar rahe ho.

Husband: Sorry Jaanu, hum beth ke kar sakte hai? Tumhe to pata hai, ab khara reh kar kuch thik se nahin ho paata.🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: aroojm

Ameres ahhh 70 please i don't want to this at all.. lolzzz 😆


Arey I'm not talking about PhAb. Tauba nahi! I hope they have their SR when they are young and in good form. 😆

70's wala couple tu i wrote as a joke. 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
#84

Originally posted by: beebutterfly


You r rite, 70s is more fun.

A couple in their 70's
@Bold - reaches out but falls on top of his wife (he let go of his walking stick in the excitement)😆

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho. Aisa lag raha hai ke SR nahin, meri arthi utwane ki tayaari kar rahe ho.

Husband: Sorry Jaanu, hum beth ke kar sakte hai? Tumhe to pata hai, ab khara reh kar kuch thik se nahin ho paata.🤣


AHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!! @Bold - LOLLL

Wife: Aapko toh sach mein aankhein ka koi problem hain
Husband: Kyun aise kiya hua?
Wife: Saar kahan hain aur pair kahan - iss disha bhi aaplo thik se maloom nahin hain! Taang ko khicke haat samajh ne laga!🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
#85

Originally posted by: Ameres


Ok you can be my Saif without the six packs! 🤣
*catches flower bats eyelashes* Aap sirf phool se hi kaam chalate hai ya...kuch aur bhi? Naawab hai tu show tu karein? *wink*
Haan jee, humko bhi aapna farz yaad hain, chotte nawaab hua toh kya hua - talwar toh ab tak saqt hain😉
🤣🤣 Hayeee I really think I should skip all these gandhi jokes soon warna warning aa jayega!😆

They better read and agree to it because after wards not our responsibility! 😆😆
Very true!😆

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: beebutterfly

You r rite, 70s is more fun.

A couple in their 70's
@Bold - reaches out but falls on top of his wife (he let go of his walking stick in the excitement)😆

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho. Aisa lag raha hai ke SR nahin, meri arthi utwane ki tayaari kar rahe ho.

Husband: Sorry Jaanu, hum beth ke kar sakte hai? Tumhe to pata hai, ab khara reh kar kuch thik se nahin ho paata.🤣


ROFL! good one. 😆

Beth ke? Wouldnt 'lait ke' be more appropriate after all its SR we are talking about. ahem. Standing kab se hone lagi? Beta Ami itna advance bhi maat jao! 🤣

Husband: Ao jaanu pyaar ki baatein karein
Wife: Sirf baatein hi karna aur kuch na karna.
Husband: Arey nahi karein gey na. But before that a bit mood setting.
Wife: Sari umer yahi karna mein nikal di. Jab mauqa tha tab kuch kiya nahi tu ba kya?
Husband(holding hand): Nahi jaanu karte hai na.

Wife shies away giggling. Few minutes pass.

Wife: Arey sunte ho?
Husband: Zzz
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Posted: 13 years ago
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ahhh tubaa not our PHAB.. lolzz i didn't mean them.. i meant couples in their 70 ahh.. 😆 meri arthi utwane ki tayaari kar rahe ho. hahahahah good one 😆😆

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: vita93


AHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!! @Bold - LOLLL

Wife: Aapko toh sach mein aankhein ka koi problem hain
Husband: Kyun aise kiya hua?
Wife: Saar kahan hain aur pair kahan - iss disha bhi aaplo thik se maloom nahin hain! Taang ko khicke haat samajh ne laga!🤣


@Bold - OMG🤣🤣
Husband (feeling silly, he tries to remedy the situation) : Woh to mein sirf check kar raha tha ke tumhare taang kiya abhi bhi itne soft hai jitne pehli SR mein thi😆

Wife blushes: Aap bhi na. (pushes his hand away)

Husband advances near her but suddenly remembers ke apne nakli daant brush karna bhool gaya🤣 Kiss kaise karega.

Jaanu, wait abhi aata hoon.

Runs to the bathroom.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: vita93


AHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!! @Bold - LOLLL

Wife: Aapko toh sach mein aankhein ka koi problem hain
Husband: Kyun aise kiya hua?
Wife: Saar kahan hain aur pair kahan - iss disha bhi aaplo thik se maloom nahin hain! Taang ko khicke haat samajh ne laga!🤣


ROFLL! Best yaar! 🤣

Jab phele hi direction nahi sahi tu agaye kya hoga? Kahin pe nighahein, kahin pe nishana! Ab agaye mein kya kahoon aap khud samjhein. 🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: Ameres


ROFL! good one. 😆

Beth ke? Wouldnt 'lait ke' be more appropriate after all its SR we are talking about. ahem. Standing kab se hone lagi? Beta Ami itna advance bhi maat jao! 🤣

Husband: Ao jaanu pyaar ki baatein karein
Wife: Sirf baatein hi karna aur kuch na karna.
Husband: Arey nahi karein gey na. But before that a bit mood setting.
Wife: Sari umer yahi karna mein nikal di. Jab mauqa tha tab kuch kiya nahi tu ba kya?
Husband(holding hand): Nahi jaanu karte hai na.

Wife shies away giggling. Few minutes pass.

Wife: Arey sunte ho?
Husband: Zzz


@ Bold-🤣 Isi liye to standing kaha na Anu🤣 No chance of him sleeping then!

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