ARJUN-DK xclusive conversation

as archana ordered to prove his love fr purvi,arjun decided to go & live in a chawl.at night he discussed this matter with DK.ARJUN:dad archana aunti ne mujhse purvi keliye mera pyar sabit krne klye kahaan.DK:to iss ke khatir tumko kya krna hoga?ARJUN:Uss chawl me jakar rehna hoga.DK:to tumne kya decide kia?ARJUN:dad purvi klye me kuch vi karne klie tayar hoon.meine faisla kr lia hain.me jaungi uahan.DK:beta mein to hamesha tumhari saath hoon.but ye chawl bohut khatarnak hoti hain.maine manav ko dkha...arjun:kya manav uncle vi chawl me...DK:haan beta.tumhari manav uncle ko vi uahan rehna pada.ARJUN:but dad why r u calling chawl khatarnak?DK:beta uahanpad thappad ka barish hota hain.waise tum to already manav se do khalia hain.lekin wo kafi nahi hain.sulochana k haath se thappad to khanahi padega.uske lie mentally prepare hokar jana beta.ARJUN:dad aab mera samajh mein aya ki manav uncle ko kahaan se thappad marne ka adat hua.lekin dad jabtak purvi meri sath hain mein thappad kya lath bhi hazam kr saktahun.DK:waise toh meine PR mein puja,aarti wagera kya nahin.lekin aj vagwan se mein tumhare lie ye prarthna karrahahoon ki tumhara daat(teeth) sahi salamat rahe.ARJUN:Lekin dad kya apko lagtahe ki mujhe thappad khate hue dkhkr vi purvi chup rahegi?DK:dekho beta main jahatak jantihoon K chawl ki sanskari betiyan kabhi iss bare mein kuch nahin krti.aab yeh sab batein chodo.chalo tumhara upar anewala thappad barish ki celebrate kelie do peg ho jai.

OMG..Dis is to funny
hahahahaha i cnt stp laughin 🤣

hi could some one please translate the conversation in english. thankyou