ArMan divorce scene (The newer version)

Long back I posted Arman divorce scene. Now here I present the newer version. Gajodhar is the judge. Sulo and Savita are the advocates 😆. Don't mind!! Anything is possible in PR land.

(People are entering the court one by one. Sulo, savita, Poorvi, Ovi and Teju enter first)

Gajodhar, the judge- divorce lene wale pati aur patni kahan hain?

Archana- (comes)

(Public starts singing kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro…dil ke tukde ho gaye hazaro..)

Gajodhar- Silence

Ovi- Oh God !! Itni ban than ke aayi..phir bhi kisi ek ladke ne aankh tak nahi maari mujhe..aur dekho to us aurat keliye public deewana ho rahi hai..God help these Mumbaikars

Gajodhar-aap ke pati kahan reh gaye

Archana- ji wo bath room gaye hain

Savita- aye tere ko kaise pata

Archana- aai wo..wo aai..aap ke bete ko na baat baat par bathroom jane ki aadat hai..aap ko pata hai na..raat mein kitni baar neend se utathe wo..mujhe bistar mein akela tanha chhod kar

Gajodhar-kahin aisa to nahi aap ko itne saal baad dekh ke unse control nahi hua 😆..

Manav- ji main aa gaya..waise koi mujhe yeh bataye yahan court mein kaun si nautanki chal rahi hai

Savita- Teri khushiyon keliye beta

Sulochana- Savita taai..bahut bol chuki aap..ab mujhe bolna hai baaki sab sunenge

Rasika- ohhh Sulo Taai..aap ki isi zid ke wajeh se to Manohar naraz hoke chala gaya is duniya se..kabhi kuch kehne ya karne nahi diya aap ne use 😆 bechara kabhi kabhi mere paas aake sukun mehsoos karta tha

Savita- mera bhi ek bewda hai rasika taai..tum logi kya use?

Rasika- Oh God !! lene ki baat bhari adalat mein 😆 waise sharaab pee pee ke damodar abhi khud ko bhi khada nahi kar sakta..kisi aur ki baat chhodo 😆

Gajodhar-savita taai..aap ka divorce karwa den kya damo se

Savita- koi zaroorat nahi..aisa nikamma pati mila tabhi to main raaz kar rahi hun..

Gajodhar- to mudde ki baat ki jaye…

Sulochana-mudda yeh hai ki meri archana jo abhi 25 ki hai… apni 24 saal ki zindegi mein kaafi khush thi..lekin jab se manav se uski shaadi hui..iski barbadiyan shuru ho gayi

Gajodhar- (to archana) madam aap apna naam batayen..

Archana- S. Archana M. Deshmukh

Gajodhar- S bole to

Archana- ji satyanashi 😆

Gajodhar- kya aap yeh talaq chahti hain?

Archana- haaila..kya yeh divorce keliye adalat chal rahi hai..maine to socha tha chawlwalon ka case hoga..😆 Manav aap mere chawlwalon ko unki zindegi jeene dijiye na

Manav-oh tum bhi na Archana..tumhari in adaon pe to main marta hun ..waise ek bataun..tumhari blouse jo hai na ..kaafi mast hai..

Archana- chhi gande..hamesha nazar meri blouse ke upar rehti hai aap ki 😆

Manav- kaum kambakht blouse ke upar dekhta hai 😆

Archana- chhi gande..

Ovi to arjun- dekha is umer mein bhi mere baba kitne romatic hain..kahan dekhne se ladki khush hoti hai unhe pata hai..kahin aur ka chhodo ..tumhe to dhang se aankh milana bhi nahi aata 😆

Arjun- dekhne layak kuch hota to dekhta nahi kya 😆

Savita- dekhiye judge saab mujhe Archana se Manav ka chhutkara chahiye

Sulochana- mujhe manav se archu ki azadi chahiye

Gajodhar- achha to aap logon ko chahiye..unhe nahi chahiye ?

Savita- archu ek $%^&&, ^&*(%, $$%%^^^&^ hai..uske sath mera beta khush nahi hai

Gajodhar- to pichhle 18 saal se aap ka beta khush raha hoga..

Sulochana- meri beti ki life tawah kar di manav ne..meri beti jo apni 24 saal ki indegi mein kabhi nahi royi ab roz roti hai

Archana- chup kar aai main abhi 50 ki hun 😆

Gajodhar-yeh manav ki judaai mein bhi to ro sakti hai na Sulochana ji

Manav- aye hello..mujhe judaai ka dukh nahin tha kya? aur main jo ghar mein bar bana ke peg pe peg peeta gaya..wo kya khushi ke mare peeta tha?

Archana-Oh manav aap bhi na bade wo hain..maian yahan khoon ki aansoo roti gayi

Manav- aur main yahan whisky ko tumhari aansoon samajh kar peeta gaya..I love you Archana

Archana- I love you too mere Manav

(Both have an eye lock. Song plays..tujhe dekha to yeh jaana sanam…)

Ovi- arjun kuch seekho..kaise gaane bajte hain yeh dono jab aankhen milate hain

Arjun- are kal jab tum aur main sath baithe the..tab bhi to ek gaana baj raha tha..

Teju- haan bhai…gaane ke bol the mere bahiya mere chanda mere anmol rattan 😆

Arjun- Oh Ovi..kya gaana hai..Ovi tum ne mujhe us nazar se kyun nahin dekha..i mean bhai-behen ki nazar se

Ovi- I will kill u

Gajodhar-manav aur Archana aap logon ko eye lock keliye alag samay aurmauka diya jayega..filhaal adalat ka samay ho raha hai..boliye aap ko kya chahiye

Manav-ji Italy, Portugal, sweden kahin bhi bhejiye hamen…chalega 😆

Gajodhar- main divorce ki baat kar raha hun ..honeymoon ki nahi ..Archana aap ko kya chahiye..

Archana- mujhe Manav ki khushi chahiye

Savita- aur manav ki khushi is mein hai tu use door chali jaye..jab se tu aai uski life mein..uski waat lag gayi..tune saari FD apne naam karwa liye..manav ne tere saare gehne sulochana ko wapas kar diye..sachin ko bhi tune marwaya..Shravani se mujhe karado mil sakte the..wo bhi haath se gaye..chhote sachin ko tune apne jaal mein fasa diya..abhi tak tujhe aai kehta hai..teku aur ovi ko bhi tu mujh se alag kar degi ..

Sulochana- sab galat …savita taai.. meri beti mein koi dosh nahi…aap ka beta hi kharab hai

(savita -sulo fighting goes on)

Peon- madam log..ab main aur intezar nahi kar sakta..shaam ke 7 bajne wale hain..sab ja chuke hain..suna hai archana aur manav ek bike mein baith ke kahin chale gaye..aap logon ka jhagda khatam ho jaye to main gate mein tala laga ke chabi baazo wale mishra ji ko deke chali jana 😆

Sulo and savi- nahiii

SD u r too good man. Thanks for making me laugh so much. It was hilarious. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Thanks for the PM.

simply superb SD 👏👏
right now its almost impossible for me to control my laughter after reading this brilliant story... 🤣🤣🤣
u r just like sir donald bradman of comedy,,,,,⭐️
its u who is the real funkaar here ⭐️


i have simply liked the dialogues of everyone but its rasika who mostly steals the show & takes all the limelight in ur stories... i m right or i m not 😆

😆😆Excellent post SD...hilarious...each sentence was so well crafted 👍🏼...you made me really laugh out loud...🤣.🤣.🤣.🤣.🤣.🤣.🤣.

Thank you everybody

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Wowww SD bhai...superb story👏

thank you tanya, mijanur and rida