The Chronicles Of Saint Bhavna : Part 4 , Pg 26 - Page 24

Hey,Damu the dog reminds me..where is he? I wish he does some last miracle in the show just like "tuffy" did in movie Hum Apke Hain Kaun. With almost every character butchered, Damu is my only hope!! 8-)
and now Kool I know u would feel like..uff.. hitting me when i say this, but how about writing an autobiography of Damu?? :-)

Originally posted by: koolsadhu1000

The wedding , like all Karanjkar weddings , was in the front yard of the Karanjkar House . They had put a mandap on the road and the caterers were cooking in the backyard . Rasika remarked that it was so TYPICAL of the Karanjkars . They r such first class CHEAPOS , she snorted . SAVING COSTS all the time and giving such third rate weddings to such rich , nice damads . And then sponging off all the damads the moment the garlands r put by calling them BETAS and plonking their butts in their homes and making them pay one loan after the other . I PITY JAYWANT RANE said Rasika , clicking her tongue . IF HE HAD NOT BEEN THE GROOM , I BET HE WOULD HAVE BEEN COOKING OR SWEEPING RIGHT NOW IN THE BACKYARD .

Then I don't know what happened but there seemed to be some GADBAD . All were running here and there and Dear Archana was just not coming on the stage inspite of the pundit calling out that the bride needs to come here ASAP . The pundit looked BUGGED, the groom looked PUZZLED , his parents looked WORRIED, and Dear Rasika looked INTERESTED.

Well Dear Rasika got up and went to make enquiries , of course , and returned excitedly . She informed me that Dear Archana had run away.

What ! I was deeply shocked .

Yes , she laughed with joy . Isn't this SPICY ? ELOPED ! With that EX of hers who comes here occasionally to mop the Karanjkar floors !

My Archu ...The evil fellow has KIDNAPPED my Archu ...she gasped as her daughters did FUS FUS in her mouth with the pump .

I BET she has only kidnapped HIM ...said Rasika with a tinkly Laugh to the Ranes. Why , she could not KEEP her hands off him even for a minute . Was trying to paw him even on the engagement day with that feet touching excuse . Was just taking her own time , stroking his toes . I looked .

😆 ... Oh , plz plz do think about writing ArMan chronicles .. it will be howlarious 😆 ...
Try and write both manav and archu 's part simultaneously in the same chronicle ...
it would be silly and ridiculous ... and oh god ... 🤣 .. meri toh abhi se hasi choot rahi hai .. thinking about the whole bhagwan-bhakt jodi .. during that jaywant-ArMan-Shravani phase ... 😆

Originally posted by: koolsadhu1000

woh arabic pad ra hi hai😆..back to front..😆..
by the way april fool stuff was great kool..🤣..and that pakora stuck in the kurta..was good too😆

What ladies like Sulo and bhavna dont understand is the men r TIRED of Saas Bahu dramas and weeping females and want a good time for a change ...Good food and AHEM🤣 They r living in their own holy world

Originally posted by: suan

Kools,

What am I going to do with you?😆

@blue...🤣 Love that term. A new one for me to use.😆😆😆

@purple...🤣 You certainly have a way with words, Kools!!! What a treat!!!

Where is part 3 posted?? i want to read that first.

Originally posted by: devashree_h

Where is part 3 posted?? i want to read that first.

Thank you Di. 🤗I was searching for it, I think you will have to make an index for bhatka hua souls like me...😆

Originally posted by: lunza

😆 ... Oh , plz plz do think about writing ArMan chronicles .. it will be howlarious 😆 ...
Try and write both manav and archu 's part simultaneously in the same chronicle ...
it would be silly and ridiculous ... and oh god ... 🤣 .. meri toh abhi se hasi choot rahi hai .. thinking about the whole bhagwan-bhakt jodi .. during that jaywant-ArMan-Shravani phase ... 😆

Originally posted by: devashree_h

Part 3:

Bhavna strongly believes her nighty still fits her.😆

The one below is really funny..can so happen in real life if you suffer from hairfall.😆

she brushed her hair so ferociously that a few strands of hair flew out of her scalp and straight into my nostrils .

Part4:

IF HE HAD NOT BEEN THE GROOM , I BET HE WOULD HAVE BEEN COOKING OR SWEEPING RIGHT NOW IN THE BACKYARD .

I love how Rasika everytime points out that K Damads are made to cook food and sweep the floors. They also have to spend money on their maayka.😆 Also, throughout the series Saint Bhavna always adds "Dear" in front of Satish..awww