Originally posted by: mirageas
Mujhe kya pata teri toothbrush ne bholo ki main huh toh jaa na use pooche even after having first class toothpaste why does she prefer Kalmoyi Sensodyne and in that she imagines that to me. 😲 Doesn't this mean kami kuch aap mein? 😛 😆
Abe Oye you cheap packing wali Sensodyne! Have you ever seen your thobra in the mirror you look like an itch guard cream! 🐷 There is no way My Toothbrush can ever be interested in you...it is you only who tried to phasao my naive toothbrush in your jaal 🤢 Huh! kami aur mujh main? You wish! You can never compete me darling! I come in several different tasty flavors 😎 where as you taste like rotten eggs! 🐷 so back off and go get your own Toothbrush samjhi warna , I'll squeeze your tube in such a way that noone will recognize you in real that whether you're Sensodyne or an itch guard cream! 😊
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My closest friend is having an affair with my Lover!...Hai Ram yeh din dekhne se pehle meri expiry date kyun nahi aagayi!@Bold: I'm your just closest friend now? Then what was in you saying that I'm your nagging wife and you my guest appearance husband and what is that? 😕Damn phas gayi! Umm errmm woh...actually woh na...*Chuckles nervously like a naughty kid after getting caught doing a mischief* heheheheheTB yeh jhoot bol rahi hai! I don't know what she is talking about...main kisi nagging wife ko nahi janti tumhare comfy bristles ki kasam! 🤣Kitna nautanki kar thi hai nautanki baaz. 😆 How to do even get those perfect pictures? 🤣
Haan tu apko kya laga nautanki kerna koi asaan kaam hai? It's an art in itself which requires lots of hard work and your full devotion to buffoonery! 😳 🤣Waise who were you thinking to be Kalmoyi Sensodyne? 😆Arey yehi Kalmoyi Sensodyne aur kaun si...Whenever I call myself Toothpaste and TB Toothbrush , I never imagine us as human beings always as a brush and a paste so that Kalmoyi Sensodyne that I was cursing is that Toothpaste tube only! 🤣