New Rishtedaar of the Week - 28 Nov-5th Dec - Page 5

Originally posted by: PRnerd

Some Q's from me...
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?watchado,it dint get a partner to 'sleep with' as everybody woke when it turned on😆

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?=> it depends on who is dead first,the patient inside the ambulance or under it

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?Grape Nuts Cereal is such a disappointment of a piece of food,it makes one go 'sour grapes' and 'nutcase'😕

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?=>coz the crackos like Jimmy who r corny and care for no one,waste their time listening to such songs

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?=>the saffy silent rule is to break it😆

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?coz the race to grab water was timed,and it lost😳

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?=>if its a free ticket,all that is included might only be the previews,credits,and special features.If u paid for it,u follow indian standard time,enter late and the time starts now😕

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?=>coz he heard on radio, song from movie Titanic and became coconut head😕

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?=> if propriety start coming from protons,sure, morality might end up coming from morons😆

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?Mickey stole his pants,so Donald decided to steal mickey's mickey by stealing his towel and using it

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?when ur battery in the head is dead,u do such deadbeat things😆

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?coz orange,lime and lemon had a fight,and orange said am in 'O anger!' and turned a shade of the color orange! cant do such re-arrangment of letters for poor lime or lemon😕

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?coz #1 lives in denial😆

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?colorless😕dunno wat a smurf is😕

Where's the egg in an egg roll?once it conceives after mating with the other food in the stomach😆

Why aren't blue berries blue?Coz they dont get jealous

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?wherever it writes to lead us on

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?there might be greenery beneath the ice,mermaid land



If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?A tangent to a circle forms a right angle with the circle's radius, at the point of contact of the tangent.If the land is the tangent,it is not a tangeable piece of land at all anyway due to being only a pt of contact,so does not come with the dividend of the root to the center of the circle. 🥱

If the land is not tangential,as the earth is not circular either,this theory of circumference and arc cannot be applied also,so he still aint getting anything concrete😆😆

Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?they r so gaping at their own beauty,the vain mascara-ing ones😆

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a ***?hitsudog - hits u dog😲

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?well if freezer on the top,then the refridgerator got a 'light' in the heart and not even a 'dim'wit brain😕if they r separate,the freezer already lost its light buried in ice dead


Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?so that ur stomach don roast eating troublesome toast🥱

What do people in China call their good plates?Dint understand the question😕

Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?thatz 1 idiotbox and the viewer becomes automatically the idiot 'set' for it

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?its put there bfor the grass is grown😕

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?u not getting clean anyway,why take that bath😆

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?coz @nite we fall and hit the sack,and @day, we wake to break our back(with wrk)

How do you remove a club soda stain?cut the cloth😆patch work ok😕

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?coz the mother in law ensures everybody in the house gets outlaw-ed once her son marries😆

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?no,when I shaddap mah parrot starts talking😆

How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?if they r not comfortable after a combo meal and get combobulated,then they can be dissed by calling the ambulance to discombobulate them

Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?if the engine is on,and there is a rock on the gas pedal,the devil doin the pleasure of closing the door🤢

Why do kids learn math when they could just use calculators like the grownups=>so that they can still ask us how much is 22/7,and it is to be answered with a minimum of 20 digits after decimal😆

How come there's a greeting card section for new babies? Do they come some other way?so that they can read later how everybody was happy when they were in diapers,and wonder why they even got potty trained then😕

Can't the postman give it to the garbage man and save us the hassle?Well,as the garbage man aint posting to give postman business,postman aint doing anybody any favor either 🤪

Instead of candy, wouldn't it be easier to take, say, cabbage from a baby?why wud I wanna cut up its stomach to get digested cabbage😲

If a job is cancelled, do hit men get a kill fee?I think they deserve a boomerang AK-47 for not taking off @all even in a hit job😆

When you perform a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?=>If they r joined @the head,counted as 1 head and 4 legs,if they are joined at the legs,3 legs and 2 heads,if they r joined at the waist 2 heads and 4 legs,if they r not joined at all,the twin twain never meet,then shame on the siam for twinning @all🤪

Originally posted by: Dabulls23

Congrats Saffy!!!!!

Fifster superb topic and love your fine creativity...

Originally posted by: archanamanav

i know what it is..indian squash..it is siddu's favourite..he eats it everyday..😊