ArMan at Karanjkars'

ArMan at Karanjkars'

A typical morning and typical morning music. Sulochana with a wet towel over her hair starts attacking Manohar.

Sulochana- aaho…subah subah akhwaar leke baith gaye kya

Manohar- (adjust lenses) sulochana akhwar subah hi padha jata hai

Sulochana- ghar mein kitna sara kaam pada hai aur aap

Manohar- jab se tum se meri shaadi hui hai din mein 4 baar kehti ho ghar mein kitna sara kaam pada hai ghar mein kitna sara kaam pada hai…kya aaj mujhe bataogi kyun daily yehi dialogue repeat karti ho

Sulochana-chup karo aap. Aaj main bolungi aap sunoge

Manohar- (adjusts the lenses) waise thank u..aaj subah ke 4 baje itni achhi chai dene keliye

Sulochana-maine koi chai nahin banayi..mujhe laga Manju ne banake di hogi..mere bed ke paas bhi ek chai ki pyali rakhi thi maine pee li.

Manav-dar asal maine banayi thi

Manohar- par beta itni subah uthke

Manav-raat ko soya hi kab ? itne machhar the is hall mein ki neend nahi aayi

Manju- haan isko basti ki aadat ho gayi hai na saaf sutre ghar mein kaise neend aayegi

Archana- vahini…

Sulochana-archu..apni vahini se koi aise baat karta hai..manju tum office keliye tayaar hone jao

Vinod- archu tu kuch samjhati nahin ya samjahna nahin chahti..manju teri vahini hai..tujhe use is tarah se baat nahin karna chahiye (leaves the place)

Sulochana-raat ko to mujhe bhi neend nahi aayi

Archana- haan tu raat ko 10 baar neend se uthke yeh check karti rahegi ki main tere paas soyi hu ya nahi..to neend kaise aayegi

(Next Scene. Its 11 pm. Everyone is going to respective bedrooms)

Sulochana- chal archu mere sath mere kamre mein. Yun chonch se chonch ladake manav ke sath baat mat kar

(archu udaas hoke sulo ke sath bedroom mein jati hai. Manav makes his bed in the hall and tries to sleep. After 1 hour Sulo starts snoring. Archu comes to the hall without making any noise)

Archana- manav utho

Manav- oh archana tum aa gayi..ya hooooooooooooo

Archana- chillao mat aayi jag jayegi waise bhi use 15 min pehle hi neend aayi hai. Alarm lagake soyi hai. Aadhe ghante baad neend se uthke check karegi main uske paas soyi hun ya nahi

Manav-to hamare paas aadha ghanta hai. Chalo shuru ho jate hain. Aur haan no precap please. Direct attack…ok?

Archana- chhi gande…………pehle nazrein to milao

Manav- aaj tak nazrein hi to milate aa rahe hain….oh God

(udhar manohar ko neend nahi aa rahi as he used to sleep with sulo for last 35 years. Yesterday also he could not sleep peacefully. So he plans to go to sulochana. With a blanket covering his face he crosees the hall and enters the room where sulochana is sleeping. Arman could not notice him nor he could notice them because of darkness. )

Manohar- (dheemi awaz mein) sulo darling…baby zara utho to

Sulochana- ( jagne ke baad) kyun aa gaye idhar..archu so rahi hai (in fact archu has kept some pillows on her bed and covered it with the bedsheet)

Manohar- so rahi hai na..tum to aise keh rahi ho..jaise hamare bachhe jab bazoo mein sote the tab hum ne kabhi kuch kiya hi nahi

Sulochana- itni raat gaye itni gandi baat kyun karne aa gaye

Manohar-raat ko hi to hota hai yeh sab

Sulochana- chup karo aur tum se kya hota hai aaj kal kya nahin hota mujhe achhi tarah pata hai. Bade aaye kuch karne wale

Manohar-are tumhare bagair neend nahi aati. Tum paas soti ho to mujhe kam se kam neend to aa jati hai

Sulochana- haan usike layak reh gaye aap to

Manohar- archu to so rahi hai..tum chalo na mere sath apne room pe..raat ke 4-5 baje aa wapas idhar aake so jana

Sulochana- are woh manav raat ko fir se 3 baje uthke chai banane laga to

Manohar- tab ka tab dekh jayega. Ab mere sath chalo ..kambal ke andar chhup chhup ke

(sulo and manohar go to the bed room with a blanket covering their faces)

(in the hall)

Manav- oh Archana hamare beech kab kuch hoga

Archana- manav is hall mein kaise..koi dekh lega to

Manav-mujhe is ghar mein nahin rehna yaar..apni biwi ke sath nahin so sakta main..hum kal hi is ghar ko chhod ke jayenge

Archana-thik hai baba..ab so jao aap..main andar jake so jati hun

Manav- to bas 25 rapid kisses..ok

Archana- thikl hai but awaz mat karna jyada..

(ArMan start kissing. Manav gets excited in the process and starts doing noisy kisses)

(Udhar manohar ke bedroom mein)

Sulochana- aaho..hall mein se yeh kaisi awaz aa rahi hai

Manohar- manav kharrate leta hoga

Sulochana- nahin mera dil ghabra raha hai..main dekhti hun

Manohar- kya kar rahi ho tum. Manav ki neend khul jayegi to kya sochega wo..ki aai baba use aur archu ko ek sath sone nahin dete aur khud maze leke ek kamre mein so rahe hain wo bhi chori chori. Yehi so jao. Meri mano

(in the hall)

Archana- bahut ho gaya manav. Ab mujhe jane do

Manav-aur control nahi hota archana

Archana- chhi gande..mujhe jane do na plz

(song plays..jaane do na..paas aane do na..chhuo chhuo na mujhe chhuo na)

(bedroom)

Sulochana- aaho yeh gaana kaisa baj raha hai

Manohar- manav mobile se gaana sun raha hoga. Bechare ko neend nahin aayi hogi. Lagta hai aaj bhi raat ke sade 3 baje chai peene ko mil jayegi

Sulochana- aap ko chai ki padi hai. Agar use yeh pata cha jayega hum dono chori se idhar aaye hain

(suddenly BT people start playing yeh khabar chhapwa do akhwaar mein

poster lagwado bazaar mein ek ladka lek ladki pagal ho gaye pyar mein)

(Sulochana starts running from Manohar bedroom to archu bedrrom through the hall. Meanwhile archu is also going inside the bed room . Mother daughter collide)

Archana- aai wo main..bathroom gayi thi..par tuuuuuu

Sulochana- main wo tere baba ke sar mein balm lagane gayi thi..thik hai chal so jaa

Archana- thik hai aai..

Manav- ab sone ki zaroorat nahi..3 bajne wale hain main sab keliye chai bana deta hun

The End……………