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Hello friends..Raj here again with some new chatpate jokes on Dumb families of PR...Painful Rishta..this time its different..Super dimwits...hope you will enjoy reading...😉😛😉
1st woman: Hi! My name is Archana.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Shrauvani. How'd you die? Archana:- Shrauv, tum..?
Shrauvani:- haan main, lekin tumhari maut kaise hui?
Archana: I froze to death.
Shrauvani: How horrible! 😆
Archana: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Shrauvani: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband Manav was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Archana: So, what happened?
Shrauvani: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.
Archana: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive...😆😆Main hi toh thi freezer mein, Manav ne mujhe chhupa diya tha..😆😉
2)..Dhondu ba (Ajit's father)😉 and his ever-nagging wife Rasika tai went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, Rasika passed away.
The undertaker told the Dhondu ba, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
Dhondu ba thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
Dhondu ba replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."..😆😆
The undertaker told the Dhondu ba, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
Dhondu ba thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
Dhondu ba replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."..😆😆
3)..Manohar, Damodar and Dhondu ba (Ajit's father) are talking at a bar. Damodar says:
'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'
Dhondu ba says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'
Manohar says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. 'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.'...😆😆😆
'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'
Dhondu ba says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'
Manohar says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. 'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.'...😆😆😆
4)...)...Rasika tai was visiting her friend Savita tai on her new 25th floor flat and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
Savita tai responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Rasika said, "Why did you give them names like that?"
Savita tai responded, "What else would you name watch dogs?"😉😉😆😆
Savita tai responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Rasika said, "Why did you give them names like that?"
Savita tai responded, "What else would you name watch dogs?"😉😉😆😆
Waiting for your views and comments..
Keep Smiling..😃
God Bless You All..😊
Set_raj...😉
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