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Manav-Shrauvani ke Mast jokes...😛
Hello friends, back again with some more jokes on Shrauvani..aap sab ka fav character..😆enjoy reading...😊
1- Manav apni wife Shrauvani se- tu meri zindagi hai. .
Shrauvani:- aur???
Shrauvani chillate hue:--aur??
Manav:- aur laanat hai aisi zindagi pe... 😆
Shrauvani:- aur???
Shrauvani chillate hue:--aur??
Manav:- aur laanat hai aisi zindagi pe... 😆
2- Shrauvani: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Manav:- Why??
Shrauvani:- I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!😉
3- Manav:- Chalo tum se shadi kar ke mujhe ek faayda to zaroor hua,
Shrauvani:- woh kya?
Shrauvani:- woh kya?
Manav:- Mujhe mere gunaahon ki saza duniya me hi mil gayi..😆
4--Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chaand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chaand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!! ...😆😆😆
5--Aahat si koi aaye, to lagta hai ki tum ho.
saaya koi lehraaye, to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOTNI se kam ho ? ...😆😆
6- Manav to Shrauvani:--FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari mein
FOOL ke sath wish kiya'
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS ....😆😆
FOOLon ki FOOLwari mein
FOOL ke sath wish kiya'
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS ....😆😆
7- Manav goes out drinking all the time and comes home very late every night after marrying Shrauvani.
So one night Shrauvani decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home.
Manav comes home, and Shrauvani jumps out and screams in his face.
He just looks at her and says, ''You don't scare me I am married to your sister!'''...😆😆😆
So one night Shrauvani decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home.
Manav comes home, and Shrauvani jumps out and screams in his face.
He just looks at her and says, ''You don't scare me I am married to your sister!'''...😆😆😆
8- Manav to S :-Last night i dreamt that i was talking with God and i told him that i have a wife like you (Shrauvani)....He smiled and said,''beta! yeh sab pichley Janam ke paap hain..😆😆
Thank you...😊
Waiting for your views and comments..
God Bless You All..😊
Keep Smiling..😃
Set_Raj..😊
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