Return of Vinod..Hilarious Jokes..

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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

Return of Vinod...hilarious jokes...😉

Hello friends Raj here again, back with some more jokes...this time it is on Vinod and Manju...read and enjoy...😃😃

1- Vinod and Manju was in a terrible accident where the Manju's face was severely burned. The doctor told Vinod that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.

So Vinod offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. Vinod and Manju agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the Manju's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband Vinod, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," Vinod replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."..😆😆😆

2- Vinod to Manju:-😉😛😉

a) I see your face, when I am dreaming.
That's why I always, wake up screaming.

b) Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything that you're not.

c) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

d) I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

e) I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

f) My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

g) My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

h) What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime ....😉

3- Manju: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Vinod : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Manju: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Vinod : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?...😆😉

4- Manju Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Vinod Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.😆😉

Finally the chartbuster...😉😛

Archana to Manav:- What is Difference between Husband & gadha?... 😉

Manav:- Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
lekin, Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi ki husband bane...!!👏