Hospital scene
Manav was standing there with this thoughtful look on his face. You know guys the fatalistic resigned kind of look that people have when they encounter dj vu upon dj vu in their life. This guy was thinking OMG this sorrow and misfortune is becoming like the background music in my life, I should probably record a Country Western song about the miserable story of my life. Anyways he was giving his mom the lowdown on some unavoidable facts about his father's condition and right in the middle of it he stopped mid-sentence like he had seen the Virgin Madonna herself. He looked like Santa decided to come in summer to give his dad his final Christmas stocking and he was kind of hoping that a couple of stocking-stuffers would fall his way too. Bechara. Itne burhe din agaye. Bhikari ke tarha he is living on crumbs of happiness. Morale of the story. Manav should never return a gift voucher to the buffet table.
Apparently this girl who should be on bed rest is very agile and able to go shopping and stalking temple devotees. Wah Wah. The Black Widow strikes again.
Ok this Manav is the limit. Just the limit. His "Ex-Friend" is worrying about his dying dad and this man is trying every chakkar to get that Friendship Summit back on track. He is trying every wimpy sneaky trick in the book. Oh he says my dad and mom have this wonderful love hate relationship and this great marriage "Just Like Us" UH OH he wiped the smile right off Santa's face. Buddy, you were barely hanging on to the good list now it is confirmed you are on the Naughty list. Please return any stocking stuffers you have found. And as a viewer I could not help thinking Uh Hello Hello Is anyone home in that glass noodle brain of yours? May I point out one glaring difference? Your Dad is not a Divorced Lover and your mom is not a lame brained Door Mat. So I am sorry my friend you got to compare apples to apples. Ok guys very soon very soon lightning is going to come and strike this guy repeatedly where he stands. Besharam Insaan.
So the devi is now breaking promises. Wow that was a true 180, eh? She told mommy dearest I want to go see Dam baba and I will avoid Manav I promise and boy she did not keep that promise. No Sireee. So I wonder is this a sign of things to come??? How many other promises is this Devi going to break? Wow TRPs must be shot to hell for Ekta to demote Archu from Devi to less than Devi.
Anyways, Sav does not like this girl's staying power. Whenever Archu comes she never leaves. So Sav was like ok 1 minute my dear and I mean a "real" one minute not your Indian Standard Time one minute because guys any Indian person knows that IST is flexible and stretchable. And of course Manav was very, very thrilled that mommy dearest allowed Santa this one indulgence. Guys, seriously this guy will do almost anything to get back on the gravy train – other than leave Shravani of course. That's a big no-no.
So guys, there seems to be like a trend here. The saintly duo has been totally turned off by the "Kasam" aphrodisiac. Good. Finally some sense. No more promises for these two now they are down to good old requests. They are taking no hostages and giving no concessions.
The K House
Our siddha saddha Satish (kisses being blown here) is back fully refreshed for round two. Buddy, sorry your wife is still nuts and your mom is still wacko. I think you should drop these two hot potatoes and go drink a nice cuppa tea with that sweet sensible pop of yours. Let these two duel it out at the OK Corral.
So I have a question. Does Nirmala and her sister have a timeshare or something that they want the Ks to invest in or is the K House going out for IPO and they want to buy the majority of the offering? That Nirmala brings all sorts of bribes to get this Vaishu married like she is the latest product of Apple or something. One way or another she wants to get this girl married. Maybe she is getting a commission or something. Her sis does not even care about the Archu issue. Wow, they are desperate and I was just beginning to like the Jaipurwala. Ekta strikes again. Viewer dissatisfaction is this woman's middle name.
The D House
Kaka was back from the ration office and giving his drunken kid brother the Riot Act. And the PR music played in FULL FORCE. My friends, even Manav got nostalgic because he was taken in time to his pre-marriage days when the family was a three ring circus. Everyone was there except Sachin but never fear the Black Widow made up the numbers. Manav my friend, its curtain call, take your last bow, the Tango is done...
Archu Sobs and Sobs
Ok, I think Manav send one of his NASA logic pills to Archu because the rainbow that started at Thane has ended in Dombivili. So off she went FULL SCRIPT. Why am I such a retard? Why am I not enjoying wedded bliss? I want to be like Madonna (not the virgin the namesake) and start singing loud renditions of "Material Girl"? I too have a heart (OMG I am ready to roll over and die – my faith in devis and devtas is shattered. I think I am going to become an atheist). Nutty Sulo then says oh I agree. I wish you were this matlabi then you would be happy. Ok Einstein why are you turning on the power now that the lightbulb is busted? Were you hogging all these brainwaves when your daughter was playing musical chairs in the courtroom?
Uff what can I say. Will somebody please escort ArMan to Suicide Point so we can move on to the Jaipurwala and Satish and of course let us not forget that chikney Tarun. All these eligible bachelors and they keep wasting reel time on Pandu and his Basanti. Morons one and all.
Anyways guys that was my rambling for Friday.
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