Nikita slapped her head as she accessed india-forums through her cell in train. Of course! It's aartifarty's b'day! Manav's baharwali, the person who painstakingly watches all the episodes and writes the updates, and then makes all those lovely siggies. The one who made that adorable siggy with Sushant's mamma's pic- boy that was so cute!
Hmm... Nikita wonders... when did this GurTi happen? Oh yeah! I'm so less active nowadays, what will PR getting more disgusting than ever and my travelling + editing work + impending exams. Not bad, maybe I can write a SS on GurTi and dedicate it to Aarti. But what if she whacks me with a broom?
Think think! Nikita thinks so hard, that she almost chews her pencil. A most nutritious diet indeed, although the taste is not so good. What do I make for her? I've never made a siggy in my life. Same goes with VM's. And I really don't know anything about SaLekh. The only thing I know is to write.
Aha! Dedicate the next update of PR- reloaded to Aarti. But what if she doesn't read it?
And so Nikita did what she does best- diagnose condition of patient and 'analyse'.
My patient named Aarti, age-___, is suffering from terrible frustration and depression, since 16th September 2009. when ArMan separated, and since then condition has only worsened owing to pathetic storyline. Since she is the official updater of the forum, there was no way exposure could be avoided.
The patient also has a history of fighting vigorously for a certain 'Manav' with whom she had boutfuls of panipuri that sent the patient down with indigestion. Contagious, truly!
Factors aggrevating her condition: 'Choo's' histrionics. She hates her so much that doesn't hesitate in using 'Choo' even in the written updates, forgetting her 'no side' principle as an updater. (Love you girl! I hate shravani too!)
The funniest she came up with was when she wrote the following in an update...
Manav stares back at her as she is standing in front of him wearing the mangalsutra. He asks, "What is this choo?"
(I laughed my head off at this one. I really want to see him calling Shravani choo some day.)
Soothing factors: Her active role in Rishtedaar's Adda, organising PR awards etc. and of course the videos provided by a certain someone!!! *wink wink*
So what do we prescribe for our dear Aarti?????????
This:-
A nice set of combs so that she can put up her hair straight, since everyday the horrifying serial tracks must leave her pulling her hair in anger. It will also help her set right the hair of a certain someone special (No, this time its not Gur) who claims that his hairstyle is very messy.
Our sympathies with your hair Aarti, truly.
On a more serious note- HAPPY B'DAY SWEETY!!! LOTS OF LOVE!!!
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