Smart man(Kaka) + smart woman(Rasika) = romance
Smart man(Vinod) + dumb woman(Manjusha) = affair
Dumb man(Satish) + smart woman(Varsha) = marriage
Dumb man(Sachin) + dumb woman(Shravani) = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss(Ashwin) + smart employee(Varsha) = profit
Smart boss(Ashwin) + dumb employee(Varsha's friends) = production
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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