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Kool reporting from base ..............Meeting of the villains in PR .
Unable to control herself Miss Shakkar dragged Insaaniyat Baba to the front of the house where the mandap is supposed to be but which is miraculously empty as the mandap is actually in Manav's chawl .😕
The much awaited conversation between the Pavitra Atmas was like this .
M.S : Thank u .
IB: For what ?
MS : For helping my family . I know you took 3 lacs from second sasur . U didnt use it for ur own sister's dowry , nor for garage problems but to help MY sis . You are great . Thank You .
IB : They r MY family too . Your mom and Dad treat me with such love , such respect . { How ? By making u serve sherbets full day like a waiter and shop with females and sleep down on the ground without arranging for a spare bed ? And at the end of the day filling u up with sheeras and potato bhaji and then borrowing 3 lacs ............Of course , of course.}
M.S : [ gazes moonily]
IB; Varsha Vaishu r my sisters .
M.S : { gazes even more moonily]
IB ; Vinod is my elder bHai . A friend .{ in just 5 days ?]
M.S: [wrestling with the urge to fall down on the knees and kiss his feet]
IB : Manju Vahini too has never allowed the feeling of me being a Stranger ever in her golden heart . Such APNAPAN. { A most golden hearted woman !]
M.S: [ staring with tears brimming in her eyes at Manju's GOLDEN heart]
IB; We will be good friends always . I am losing you But I have gained a FAMILY .You too gained my FAMILY . FAMILY is Main . Even after divorce I will be a son of your FAMILY . You too will be daughter of my FAMILY . Full Life we will Do things for our FAMILIES. Main thing , FAMILIES.
M.S : [ getting turned on by Family speech and wrestling with the passion welling up in her .}
IB : Im glad My Mom finally understood how Nice you are .My Dad told me .Im happy . You are Now in her HEART . Main thing , HEART . Like FAMILY .
That Did it . Miss Shakkar Flung herself on his chest , unabble to bear her passion . This dear , sacrificilng , family oriented man ! Thinking ONLY of families and NEVER of her ! So Unattainable , so Pavitra ! She badly wanted to kiss his feet .
Insaaniyat Baba uncomfortably touched her shoulder .He permitted himself to do so after a moment's thought , purely out of Insaaniyat . Even This dear girl desrves sum Insaaniyat , he told himself .
Miss Shakkar wept , her head touching his chin which he valiantly held high AND DID NOT REST IT ON HER HEAD WITH PASSION AS SUM ROMANTICS IN THE FORUM HAD PREDICTED . Miss Shakkar looked weepy and Insaaniyat Baba looked slightly Chubby .
The Pyasi Atma had watched them going with ghoulish alarm . She tried to search for them , but was slowed down by the irritating Pavitra Bachcha wobbling in her tummy . Chubby Face caught her in the house and made her sit on a divan with motherly alarm .
Its your seventh month ! She shrieked with love . Sit here and Ill get you snacks . Dont u move .
And off went Chubby Face , bustling happily under her silk sari , as serving SNACKS turned her on . Food always substituted for her wimpy husband .
The poor Pyasi Atma felt trapped .She somehow managed to go to the mandap only to see Miss Shakkar and Insaaniyat Baba arranging THE KALASH . With HOLY mango Leaves .
Today I wont be able to Help u , Savita coddled her understandingly as a woman . But She is not out to Get him . Trust me , I know .
Upon which The Pyasi Atma curbed the words OH YEAH ? BUt IT WAS U WHO TOLD ME SHE WAS OUT TO GET HIM REMEMBER ? as she is a VERY RESPECTFUL VAMPIRE anong THE GHOSTLY KINGDOM .
The Tiger was BORED . The dancing and weeping bored him like hell .So He cornered his drunkard sasur on the terrace and asked him if he wud like a swill or two . His Sasur remained silent , but The Tiger nudged him playfully .
Oh C'mon, he said , poking him in the ribs . Just One swill . What say ?After all Guys gotta be guys . Ha ? Ok ? I have bottle of Scotch in my pocket ........He added . incase his sasur had doubts about HOW to procure some wine here .
His Sasur looked sullenly on .
Oh COME ON ! Whats wrong with U ! Be a sport ! After all Fatichars like u don't get a chance to drink with AJIT LOKHANDE , do they ? Cmon grab this chance and you will be elevated in society .
Just then 3 corny , well rehearsed younsters came looking for his drunkard sasur and demanded his autograph . You act So well , they said like happy , well rehearsed parrots to Damo .
Sober Damo smirked and asked The Tiger for his pen . The Tiger had even that item , tucked in his sherwani . A walking talking store , our Tiger .Amazing . U ask for anything you get it . Scotch , pens , Knives for stabbing , Handcuffs for [ u know what] .........Everything inside his pockets.
I am known by my work , not due to association with u , Sober Damo answered smartly . Guys do u know this rich guy ? He has cars and bungalows . Ha ?
The corny Trio declined knowing The Tiger .
Gimme Back My pen , snapped The Tiger , annoyed . He had No intention of letting these strangers have his pen if they didnt even know him . Fools , all of them .
The Tiger tottled off , annoyed , and bumped in his mom , The Gunda who asked him with motherly alarm what the matter was .
Nothing , said the Tiger and hid it , a most dutiful son , not wishing to burden his unhappy mom. And then his mouth fell open , as SLEAZY ASHWIN ENTERED .
Sleazy Ashwin , fresh from his jet lag , entered with his gorgeous sexy wife who wears SLEEVELESS like ALL the SHAMELESS women in PAAPI DESH AMREEEKA DO . Aha aha Aha ! Kya Dikh Rahi thi ! She wore a Strapped sleeveless blouse and a Flimsy blue glittering sari
and looked extremely lovely .So much so that I wondered how the hell Ashwin chose such an ordinary looking gal like Varsha even to have an affair ! Truly , the only reason that comes acoss is that Sleazy Ashwin is NOT getting any and is DESPERATE . Varsha is no way in his wife's league where beauty is concerned ...........much as she is my FAVORITE character .
The Gunda Duo hurried over to be introduced to Sleazy Ashwin and his sexy wife . { I won't be surprised if The Tiger visits a brothel tonite , thinking of her . He has this roving eye for pretty , sexy women and is frankly bored of his snivelling Goat Wife ].
It seems She is Badki or sumthing , Satish's paternal cousin .The Sleepy Wimp is her Father's brother , her chacha . Bunface happily introduced them .
Gosh , said The Tiger , immensely pleased . Even God supports our Villainy , our Kameenapan !
[ How TRUE .] The Gunda and he laughed with pure joy .
Hey , lets , go and do a Dhamaka , he said .......Now that we have the fireworks ! This bloody marraige BORES me .
No said the Gunda who had much higher plans . Let the marraige take place , THEN . Fireworks INSIDE and OUTSIDE the house !
Now what happened was Shareef Manju spotted Sleazy Ashwin and was SHOCKED . She hurried to her evil mom and berated her .
Can't you stay out of trouble ? Ha ? Even for ONe measly day ? What am I gonna do with u ? Ha ? She asked , fighting the urge to bite her nails in terror . You only called him here na ?
Even The Tiger had initially thought that his mom had called Sleazy Ashwin . Guys , Guys , just see the superb confidence of tHe Gunda Siblings in their Mom's capacities !
Well ..........When the ANTARPAAT was taken down and Varsha Satish were about to garland each other , Sleazy Ashwin SAW The Gundi . HE stared at her in amazement and HIS REACTIONS r YET to be KNOWN .
Shareef Manju wanted to pee badly as her eyes constantly rested on Sleazy Ashwin . She was SCARED . she knew her family , they wud NOT PASS THIS ONE UP . They were the MAFIA .
Precap ; Insaaniyat Baba spots Sleazy Ashwin tomorrow .
And Oh yeah . After the love scene between IB and MS , there was a love scene between The Laughing Wimp and Sober Damo too . Your Beta shud be everyone's damaad , Manohar told Sober Damo . He LOVES damaads who conjure up Lacs of rupees for him , NATURALLy . I lOVE hhim , he said , thinking of The 3 lacs and wondering why the hell he didnt spot this quality in Insaaniyat Baba much , much earlier .😃
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signing off ................Kools .
Anupamaa
