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Once Dam baba was coming out of Airport. never told a lie. "And whose clock is that?
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Savita aai asked, "Where's my husbands clock?"
Your husband clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan. 🥱
As there was huge rush the security guard told Dam baba "WAIT PLEASE" for which Dam baba replied "65Kgs" and moved on...😉
Dam baba's family planning policy."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR" 😆
At a bar in New York, the man to Dam baba left tells the
bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER,SINGLE."
bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER,SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Dam baba and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Dam baba replies: "DAMODAR DESHMUKH, MARRIED." 😳😊
The bartender approaches Dam baba and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Dam baba replies: "DAMODAR DESHMUKH, MARRIED." 😳😊
Savita aai died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh).😃
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Savita aai, "Who's clock is that?
"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he
"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Savita aai asked, "Where's my husbands clock?"
Your husband clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan. 🥱
Anupamaa
Kumkum Bhagya
