Author's Note
Hi everyone! A new member here on IF...I'm a Chinese American by the way...my Indian American college buddies got me into Indian TV Serials. They are always translating shows for me...hehe...
So this is like my second post on the PR forum. I hope I'm doing this correctly. I've read through the rules and I think I'm following them all right. If not my sincere apologies. I wasn't quite sure where to put this so I placed it here...
This was just something that kinda happened one night (actually last night) through chat messaging. We were just joking around about a "what if" type of conversation between some of our favorite Tellywood stars. This is meant to be something light hearted and fun. We do not mean to offend anyone and if we have we are truly apologetic.
To Sushsant Singh Rajput, Ankita Lokhande, Harshad Chopra, Aditi Gupta, and Karan Kundra if you happen to read this we did not mean any harm or bear any ill attention. If we have offend you we are truly apologetic and if need be we will take this post down. We are BIG FANS OF YOUR WORK!
----Messenger Chat: (NL = my friend G= me)----
NL: Recently Sushants's been looking pretty tired.
G: Yeah, he did the Dance India Dance (DID), shooting for Pavitra Rishta (PR) and ZND promo
NL: So in his last interview he said he shoots for about 12-13 hours on PR
G: Let's see that's 24 hours - 13
G: 11
G: 11 hours - 5 hours (guessing) for ZND
G: - 5 hours for DID
G: he has only 1 hour to himself
G: 2 hours if he only shoots 12 hours on PR
G: without DID he has about 6 hours of sleep
NL: He seems to like to keep himself busy. What if he decided to play a cameo role on Harshad's new show?
G: he's back to 1 hour of sleep
NL: no, it's more like 6-6 hrs = 0
G: šµ
G: I can just see the conversation right now...
Sushant: Hi Har---no wait what's your character's name again?
Ankita my my jaan--wait that's Archana, sorry
ZND boys Rule girls drool!
What wait, it's not Saturday?
Wait, what day is it?
Hey Aditi what are you doing on the sets of Harshad's new show?
Aditi: dude this is ZND
Sushant: did kis desh start over again?? (pause) IT IS? š²
I just saw Prem a mintue ago...
Harsahd: Sushant stop dancing.... this is not ZND... you play a quadrapalegic in this show you can't dance!!! (apyaj pyaar)
Aditi: Prem? You mean Harshad...
Sushant: Yeah, yeah you know what I mean, Heer
Aditi: š
Aditi: Sushant honey you need to get some rest!
Sushant: nooo (shakes head) no no... I'm fine... I just need a 5 minute power nap
Aditi: I think you need to stop filming Harshad's new show
Sushant: No NO... I love my character he has more spine than Manav and I play a quadrapalegic in that show!!!
Karan: Hey, guys what's up? Dude, Sushant you look like a raccoon
Sushant: I get to express with my eyes Additi on Harshad's show cuz nothing else can move
Aditi: (looking at Karan) he just called me Heer a minute ago.
Sushant: that's because you are here...hehe
Karan: dude even your jokes are tired
Sushant: don't insult me otherwise I'll throw you into the pool
Karan: that's not a pool... that is the gutter next to your set for Pavitra Rishta
Sushant: Oh, so that's why it smells bad.
Aditi: When's the last time you took a shower?
Sushant: just today... today is Friday right?
Aditi: yes it is Sushant you got one right
Sushant: yeah it is Friday the 15th of March the day I took a shower
Aditi: Oh man... no it's Friday the 9th of April...u haven't taken a shower in like almost a month???
Sushant: Oh, so that's that funny smell that has been following me around?!
But I've been borrowing Harshad's cologne...he has nice smelling stuff.
Aditi: Yea, he does but he takes showers first
Sushant: how do you know? Do you follow him around?
Karan: Nah, they are just secretly dating...it's so top secret that they don't even know they are dating.
Aditi: this is not about my love life. Sushant, you need a bath
Sushant: Oh so that's why the dogs have been following me around this past week... I thought they liked me?
Karan: the scary dogs from the back alley on the lot? (Harshad and Karan have mention this on one of the SBS things)
Sushant: yeah...I offered them some of my chicken tikka but they wouldn't eat it?
Karan: even dogs have standards Sushant!
Harshad: Hey, It's been awhile...what is everyone doing? Dude, Sushant you need to stop borrowing my cologne
Sushant: ok I won't borrow any more
Aditi: no no...let him borrow it, he needs it badly!!
Harshad: what I mean is you need to stop borrowing it because you are using it all up. Here, I've bought you some
Sushant: yay! I got a present (Sushant had complained about how no one gives him presents during the SBS Birthday Special for him). Let me give you a hug.
Harshad: (puts up hands) it's really okay...I'm fine.
Aditit: you're saying no because he smells right?
Karan: yeah man Harshad got you a present so now why don't you give us a present by taking a nice long hot soapy shower!!!!
Sushant: but I don't have time...everything is scheduled...I can only take it if it is in my schedule
Harshad: Well, dude rather than wasting time and talking to us right now why don't you oh I don't know go TAKE A SHOWER!!!!!
Karan: So, when is the next scheduled date?
Sushant: oh, let's seee...(taking out cell phone)...May 9th.
Aditi, Karan, and Harshad: WHAT!?
Harshad: hey you know what'your wife on the show (Harshad's new show) is supposed to give you a sponge bath' we can work it out that you actually get a sponge bath in every episode!
Sushant: I like the way you think Harshad... such a quick mind you have
Karan: ah, yes you guys finally did the pooja on PR so now you can have some masti time in the bathroom with your wife
Aditi: you have such a dirty mind.
Karan: Hey, at least he won't smell anymore
Harshad: Ankita would be extremely happy about that.
Ankita: I will be happy about what? Please don't go spreading any more dating rumors. What is there to be happy about having to get close to a smelly person!! I don't even beat Sushant anymore because the last time I hit him that stench didn't leave my hand for like 3 days!!! Gross!!!
Sushant: (smiling mischievously) all the more reason not to shower
Aditi: š
Karan: š¤
Harshad:
Sushant: š„± Zzzzzz
Aditi: Sushant!
Sushant: (yawn)
Harshad: Let's just throw him into the pool
Ankita: I like your thinking
Karan: But who wants to touch him?
Ankita: we can decide by the flying game (I don't know what the actual name of the game is called---I just know you put your hand on the table and your finger goes up if the person says an animal that can fly)
Aditi: š I suck at that game.
Harshad: š
Few minutes later....(he's been thrown into the pool)
Sushant: I feel better now
Aditi: You smell a LOT better
Harshad: Now use your cologne
Karan: and go get some sleep
Ankita: he can't we have to shoot for PR
Sushant: Zzzzz
Ankita: Sushant wake up!!! We have to go do our scene!
Sushant: I hope it is one where we are sleeping
Ankita: It's not what you think
Sushant: ???
Ankita: the pooja is over
Sushant: ???
Harshad: š
Karan: š
Aditi: š³
Sushant: OH Man!!! but I'm too tired to do that tonight!!! I Have a headache maybe tomorrow Archana
Ankita: (grabs him by the arm and drags him off to their set)
Aditi, Harshad, and Karan: (waves goodbye)
---End of Messenger Chat---
WE LOVE YOU SUSHANT WE KNOW YOU TAKE SHOWERS!!!
We ā¤ļø Pavitra Rishta
Good Luck in ZND!
Don't work too hard and get enough rest!