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Kool reporting from base , the historic crumbling down of the Deshmukh Fortess . .
The Sugar injections that Miss Shakkar has given everyone are so deadly , so deadly that strange things are happening in the Duffer Khandaan . Insaaniyat Baba is competing with Miss Shakkar in proving his 'goodness' , Savita is crumbling like a crushed slice of cake , the senior Deshmukh brothers r totally stoned . The only immune person is the Pyasi Atma , who is watching all this helplessly .
It all started with the only voice of reason in that house ........Sober Damo . It is not right not to go to one's own sister's wedding he very rightly told his robotic son , Insaaniyat Baba . It is simply NOT DONE . But Insaaniyat Baba glanced at his first wife's face like a well coached husband who has entered the living room after being coached in the bedroom to talk to his family members and said mulishly
" Miss Shakkar is right . "
Savita was zapped . What ! She exploded , and rightfully so . Her woman's instinct immediately told her who had coached her buddu son . So you are hiding once more under her pallu and talking ha ! she said , spot on . Arre , when i dont send You guys say I am bad , now when I am sending then too I am bad . { point here . I agreed with her .]
'' No one will blame you . We have come up with a scheme in which you wont be blamed . It is a very , very intelligent scheme . Now I will go and stay with for 5 days at my sasuraal and do my Farz , my Duty , " he said , looking in the direction of Miss Shakkar who , after giving him approving glances for being this well coached was now on the verge of falling on her knees and worshipping him for this act of 'goodness ' .''
Aaaaaaaaa music started guys . The music that comes when these duffer like decisions r taken in PR and when Manav or Archana walk away after taking them , thinking as if they have done something extremely INTELLIGENT . or RIGHT . Actually , the only right thing had been said by poor Sober Damo , but as usual , his mulish , idiotic son , who is in the habit of disregarding EVERY advice he gives him in this life , had overruled him as usual .
Insaaniyat Baba then toddled off to the terrace , to have one of his chats with Miss Shakkar that give him ALL the pleasures due in a marraige . These Talks subsitute for anything expected from a normal marraige , like companionship , LOVE and sex and it seems are SUFFICIENT . Lesson to be learned guys , so watch them closely . They r ONLY for 5 minutes , never a minute more and ALL these pleasures r got , including the FINAL ECSTASY .
Miss Shakkar was sitting on the terrace , waiting sub consciously FOR HIM . The terrace is her favorite spot , she often sits there in deep thought , and gets these fresher brainwaves for sweetening more and more people's lives . Guys guys , Insaaniyat Baba and Miss Shakkar have found their own little private nook ........The Chawl Terrace ! It is here that Everything happens .
I am leaving for your home now , Insaaniyat Baba told her as if he was leaving for the United States of America . { the home is just 10 mins away by rickshaw.] Take care of Everything here . Phone me if u need anything . { If guys who have NOT watched this serial wud have watched it from this point , they wud have assumed Manav was flying to Holland or California .]
How can I phone you when you would NEVER phone me if something went wrong ? Asked Miss Shakkar with an intelligent deduction . You would find answers to the problems ON YOUR OWN . And Thats exactly what I plan to do .FIND answers ON MY OWN for your family .Besides , Don't worry . The Sugar Injection Stock is still there , plenty of them . You go in peace ."
Insaaniyat Baba felt dizzy . He dragged his tottering foot steps away from Miss Shakkar , unable to handle that love , that sacrifice . Gotta reach the Karanjkars , Gotta reach the Karanjkars , he was muttering , gasping for sanity before he fainted with that last lethal injection that Miss Shakkar had given him with her dialogue .
The historic chawl terrace , unable to bear this sugary love , froze . The Chawl cats were stoned and the papads and chillies dried on the terrace tasted unusually sweet that day in the evening when they were fried for dinner and the chawl men spit it out after one bite , deciding to haul up the bania who had sold them such faulty ingredients .
The Tiger was robbing his mom , The Gunda . She was hobnobbing happily on the phone , perhaps about the extent to what degree men's butts shud ideally swell after getting kicks from the Mahila Samiti for occasionally slapping their wives . Taking advantage of his mom's happy , busy moment , the Tiger took her keys and pretended to put some money in the Locker and instead , pilfered a much larger amount . Guys , guys , The Tiger is not just Evil , he is damned chaalu too . Rasika's poetic justice is here . Its gonna be betrayal by her own offspring , THE TIGER . His Goat wife , Vandu , looking fab in her navy blue silk sari watched all this silently and very sensibly DIDN"T UTTER A WORD about her rapist Husband's doings . She served them tea and the Gunda , whose gracious mood continued , told her to go for some days to her Fatichar Maayka .
So that we r free to plan newer , latest ways to BREAK the Gundi's marraige , she told the surprised Tiger . Only 4 days we have left , and work we MUST . She is a hindrance in our plans .
How about never calling her back , asked the Tiger , who wants fresh meat .
Patience . That too will happen , but not NOW . answered his mom deviously .And they had an appreciative mother son moment .
The Gundi , meanwhile , unaware of her rival's plans was sari shopping with her saas , Bunface . They have come to a sort of understanding and are getting along rather well nowdays , infact , fabulously . They agreed in a pally manner that their choices didn't match a bit but agreed to respect each others choices and the BUNFACE even paid for the Gundi's saris that were bought from her maayka side . But the self respecting GUndi bluntly told the shopkeeper to make a seperate bill . Earlier , she had BLUNTLY told her saas that the saris she had suggested were NOT IN HER FAMILY'S BUDGET . Bunface realised that this was not a thing to make an Ego issue AT ALL and grudgingly gave her full marks for her SElf respecting nature . GUNDI SHONE GUYS . UNASHAMED OF HER MIDDLE CLASS ORIGINS , DEVOID OF THE SELF EFFACING DIALOGUE OF HUM CHOTE LOG , THE GUNDI SHONE ! MUVAAAAAA .
The Sanskaari Ullus were zapped to see only Insaaniyat Baba , their twenty two day Damaad and NOT their own Beti . But of course they , true to their sanskaars , welcomed him home . Vinod the sweetu lallu took his bag in , and Vaishu gave him a napkin to wipe his hands after he washed them . Gosh , what sacrifices Insaaniyat Baba is doing for Miss Shakkar ! Truly , I was overwhelmed ! Compared to the treatment she got this was really , really very uncomfortable .
Their Unsanskaari Bahu , Manju hated to see him there . Dunno why this natakbaaz has come she said , fuming . His sister is making my mom wait hand and foot on her !!!!!???? and This man is making my sasuralwallahs dance to his tune .
Guys I have a suggestion to creatives about Manju . Can we please see Manju getting RAPED ? Rapists don't have a Virgin Raping Policy , they do it with Any woman ,. And then can we see the poetic justice of Manju losing her baby so that Sachins death is avenged ? This poetic justice forthe GUNDA and her BETI is PERFECT . Of course we can see Vinod welcoming APAVITRA , defiled Manju back with open arms and SHINING like Sir Lancelot for a change . I wanna see this guys , I don't care if anyone calls me CRUEL . Her bro sent Archu to a brothel , yet Manju is ok with it as a woman .Her mom is ok with Vandus rape bruises and callously told her IT WILL GET BETTER !!!!???? Manju needs to be RAPED , nothing less . After the rape I don't mind if Chubby face even puts almonds in the daily milk that she gives her .
The Goat Vandu returned to her maayka and told her mommy and everyone how she had slapped her vahini , Miss Shakkar . All were zapped , but Miss Shakkar defended her nanand like anything . Its not at all her fault , she cried . Its MINE . I gave her KASAM , PROMISE ! I wanted to be slapped . I love getting slapped . Its my favorite pastime ! Don't you guys say a Word to Vandu !
Then the two Goats had a weep[ing session while Savita totally crumbled with this latest dose and the men looked impotently and unhappily on , wondering why God made men in the first place if their roles were THIS limited .And Miss Shakkar walked in the house with a weeping goat nanand on her shoulder . IN TOTAL BONDAGE WITH HER SASURAAL . Savita watched , realising her worth and Shravni bristled unhappily .
Some interesting points :
Shravni watches helplessly Miss Shakkar taking charge . Guys , Shravni has lost control over the house and Archna has the control reins in her hands now .
Savita has thawed totally . Moment of tea was oh so Archu all the way . Firm and dutiful .
In the precap , we see Savita asking Archu to sit at the table and eat food . Next to Vandu .
The day Archu leaves , Savita will howl the most . Clear NOW . I think it is Savita who will tell Manav NOT to divorce Archu .
Also guys I think Ajit will blame Vandu for the theft . What remains to be seen is if Vandu will take the blame on her and follow Shakkar philosophy or scream her innocence .
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