||Parichay Chit Chat Thread 49|| - Page 99

Originally posted by: kalpanaR

Thanks to What's App 😆

Originally posted by: kalpanaR

Thanks to What's App😆

Arree mujhe batao na
I'll also ask on wats app

Originally posted by: kalpanaR

Lekin mai honest hoon na apni galati accept karli😉😆

haan 😆

Originally posted by: NainanH

Arree mujhe batao na
I'll also ask on wats app

Pls... scrol down at ur own risk...

Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ...

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )



Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)



Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ??
why ??


Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener



Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'...

Which movie did he really want to see..?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...!



Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!



Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho...

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).



Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas



Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!



Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!



Want more...don't blame me you asked for it



Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold
(Chain ki saans - D'cold )



Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..

Ans:- D'Cold again...

Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi...



!!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking

Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ans: "Guidance.."!

Originally posted by: BHAVII

oh yes thanks to it😡😆

Our group is playing truth or dare on WA😲 and want me to participate😕. Peeps have gone paagal and some of them are with their phone 24x7🤢

Originally posted by: BHAVII

Our group is playing truth or dare on WA😲 and want me to participate😕. Peeps have gone paagal and some of them are with their phone 24x7🤢

them better staying with their phones than ppl

Jay are you off today or at work ?

Originally posted by: kalpanaR

Jay are you off today or at work ?

at work, again got weekend off

Thanx fr those ques..
Kl morning se sabko ek ek ques. Krke broadcast karungi
Aur din bhar pareshan karungi 😉 😆