Here you go .. One in Blue towards the end is latest new one :
Circuit's GF : Valentine pe kya gift doge??
Circuit : Darling, kya chahiye??
GF : Mujhe ring doge..
Circuit : Itnaeech Rapchik.. JAroor dunga...
On Valentine's day, he gives 100 missed calls throughout the day...
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GF questions Circuit day after..
Circuit : Meri maal, woh toh pyaar tha... Tumneeech toh bola tha naa, ring do.. Maine tumko 100 ring diyela hain...
Following Valentine's day, GF asks : Jaaneman, Iss saal gift kya doge?? Mujhe sone ka gift chahiye...
Circuit : chinta na karo rapchik... Apun de dega...
What does Circuit do?? Gives GF a gold tooth
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GF bhadak jaati hain...
GF : Kyon mujhe sone ka daanth diya??
Circuit : Kamal Hain... Gaye Saal apun log bike pe chal rahela the. Tum gir gayeli thi.
GF : TOh..
Circuit : Yaad Nahi.. Tumara daanth jo tooth gaya tha..
GF: Gusse me..Isliye sone ke daanth diya??
Circuit : Apun socha.. Tume kush karenga.. Tume daanth bhee mil gaya aur sona bhee..
Apni ma ne bola kisiko gift dena, toh aaisa do jo poori zindagi ke liye kaam aa jayenge..
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GF : Poori zindagi ke liye kaam aa jaye, isliye sone ka daanth diya ??
Circuit : Haan... Tume pasand nahi aayela apun ka iss style
GF : Iss Style... Tum to sirf Murakh nahi maha Murakh ho.. Abhi sone ka gift bola, toh Sone ka Haar deta, Sone ka Pendant Deta..
Circuit : Kya majah kar raheli hain... Apun Sone ka pendant?? Apun kudh De-Pendant hain, Sone-Pendant kahase layenga ?? 🤣🤣🤣