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1. Santa comes back 2 his car and finds a note saying "Parking Fine" . He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
2 …How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
3. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
4. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
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