!! Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 28 !! - Page 9

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Hi Rosh how is your Friday going so far?

Originally posted by: shamrish

= Torture ???

Originally posted by: shweta_r

for once, I am not happy that its a Friday...

Originally posted by: roshani45

Nice 😊had a presentation to do , i was so nervous , thankfully my lecturer liked it , so happy

how was ur diwali celebration ?

Originally posted by: roshani45

why ? u work is about to start ?😕

Originally posted by: -DJ-

🥱

Before we atleast had excuses for not logging in to check mails... Nowadays with BB's, cannot..
Unless u are out of country and they do not want to spend on roaming charges...
e.g if i go to Algonquin, now i say phone was out of range 😆😆...
Inspite of changing ur phone messages and setting ur out of office, folks still send u reminders to respond ...

Yep... Jaisa desh waisa Bhesh..😆😆
Mera phone 4.59pm ko hi switch off ho jata hain...Jis din jaldi office aaya, us din to aur pehle..😆

@Shweta : I prefer getting shocked after week or 2 weeks of vacation than thinking about work [ after reading the emails] and not enjoying the vacation... Especially if u are on vacation for relaxation away from everything...

Being on pizza topic [ as that is what i have to bear today for lunch 😆😆], here is another one :



Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Haloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold on...6102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366, your office 7645 2302 and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza.You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost?

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year"

Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir.

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What !"

Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,...registration number E1123..."

Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^*"

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 You were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

Customer: [Speechless]

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic... "

Originally posted by: -DJ-

Oh so hi gaya tera presentation pura😛 Akele akele chips kha liya na tuney 😡 Sharin naam ki cheez hoti hai 😆

yea! Till now i enjoyed too much bt holidays r coming to end this weekend n i will have to go back

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

did we bore you? 😕