!! Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 23 !!

shamrish

@shamrish

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Posted: 12 years ago

#771

With folks immigrating all around the world and locals trying to come to terms with different
culture , languages , accent etc, this is how funny it can get ...

A Desi guy suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. He kept repeating ' "Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om."

When the ambulance pulled into his home drive-way, his wife came out and
screamed out to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'

They replied "Because he kept saying 'Hurry home! Hurry home! 🤣🤣

Good one 🤣

To continue in line with this- something from FB😉

How people totally murder the language😆

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English Murder further - Desi Style

I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?🤣

Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in'!

'Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?'🤣🤣

Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law 🤣🤣

'Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside' 🤣🤣🤣

'Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body' 🤣🤣🤣

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bhavis

@bhavis

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Posted: 12 years ago

#772

Originally posted by: shamrish
With folks immigrating all around the world and locals trying to come to terms with different
culture , languages , accent etc, this is how funny it can get ...

A Desi guy suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. He kept repeating ' "Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om."

When the ambulance pulled into his home drive-way, his wife came out and
screamed out to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'

They replied "Because he kept saying 'Hurry home! Hurry home! 🤣🤣

Good one 🤣

To continue in line with this- something from FB😉

How people totally murder the language😆

" />

🤣

English Murder further - Desi Style

I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?🤣

Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in'!

'Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?'🤣🤣

Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law 🤣🤣

'Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside' 🤣🤣🤣

'Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body' 🤣🤣🤣

The best one is Maro saale ko 🤣 🤣 🤣

My personal best is:

The teacher is too cool but he is nakamo 🤣 🤣

Edited by BHAVI1972 - 12 years ago

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su369

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Posted: 12 years ago

#773

for both jokes... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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shamrish

@shamrish

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Posted: 12 years ago

#774

We all are familiar with Newton's laws... If he was still alive and made his version of laws of Immigration, how would that be ... If excited, read on

Newton's 1st Law of Immigration

A Desi will continue to stay in the country due to the inertia of the Permanent Resident Card until and unless an external force called Deportation is applied. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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bhavis

@bhavis

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Posted: 12 years ago

#775

Originally posted by: shamrish
We all are familiar with Newton's laws... If he was still alive and made his version of laws of Immigration, how would that be ... If excited, read on

Newton's 1st Law of Immigration

A Desi will continue to stay in the country due to the inertia of the Permanent Resident Card until and unless an external force called Deportation is applied. 🤣

👏 👏

Lagta hain aj ap kuch khas mood mein ho😉 😛

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su369

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Posted: 12 years ago

#776

Originally posted by: shamrish
We all are familiar with Newton's laws... If he was still alive and made his version of laws of Immigration, how would that be ... If excited, read on

Newton's 1st Law of Immigration

A Desi will continue to stay in the country due to the inertia of the Permanent Resident Card until and unless an external force called Deportation is applied. 🤣

arey AJ..mere dukh ne aesa b kya kia..ki aap aaj extra mood me dekhayi de rhe ho... 🤣 🤣 🤣