!! Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 23 !! - Page 77

Originally posted by: shamrish

@Bhavi : Nice QOD...
If folks followed it to the core, world would have been so much better 😉


With folks immigrating all around the world and locals trying to come to terms with different
culture , languages , accent etc, this is how funny it can get ...

A Desi guy suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. He kept repeating ' "Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om."

When the ambulance pulled into his home drive-way, his wife came out and
screamed out to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'

They replied "Because he kept saying 'Hurry home! Hurry home! 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: su0612

aaye the hum yaha mahmaan bankar...

na jane kaise ban gaye dost hum yaha...

badi dher yaade hain yaha ki ab...bus ...

inke sahare hum jodey rahenge yaha se...😃

Originally posted by: shamrish

Welcome back Bhavi 😛😉

Apun logon ka aane jaane ka timing accha match hota hain 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: su0612

helloo bhavi..see aaj AJ ne kya kia... me karab mood me this so i creat some shayri... but his joke of cycle back me on my original funny mood... 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Your shayari was too good- But still i did not get the meaning of R😉 😛😆

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Thanks

Just came here for updates 😆 😆. WIll be gone soon😛

Originally posted by: shamrish

WHAT NOT TO DO IF CAUGHT SPEEDING 😛😉


A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked
you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on
cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly
dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife
smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah,
well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me
over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking." 🤣