!!Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 14!! - Page 85

Originally posted by: rainbowgirl

Arz kiya hai,

Chandini raat ho aur haaton main ek pyali madhu ka saath ho

Taqdeer ki bewafai kaho ya judai ka gham

Sanam ke rukhsat ka sahara le ya masuam e-bahaar ka

Ek madhu ki pyali ka maza lene main kisi aur bahane ki zarurat kya? 😉

Dedicated to TGIF 😛 🤣

Originally posted by: -Rani

Rani, pls do not take literally.. But Patels are known to be everywhere in the world..They are very much into business and can confidently say that u would find atleast 1 Patel in every nook and corner of this world. Hence the joke that everyone would know Patel but may not Pope ..

Bhavi/Salman, pls pitch in with your expert comments as u are more of Gujju than i am

Originally posted by: snmalik4

Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line "Phone a friend."
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!

Originally posted by: -Rani

Bhavi yeh aap suna rahi ho😲🤣?

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

President or EIC - dono nikame mile hain hume🤣

Originally posted by: -Rani

You are using Shudh Hindi and Urdu in the same poem, not sure it's a shayari or a kavita😉. Would enjoy it better If knew the meaning of some words, but won't ask as you guys will tease me by calling PR😆

Originally posted by: rainbowgirl

kaam se off ya sirf forum se off?

Originally posted by: snmalik4

For those who did not hear this joke before from me...

A Patel walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks andneeds to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked ut very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Patel replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

Originally posted by: shamrish

Thanks Amrish for the explanation😆 Gujju bhi more and less hote hai kya😆? Bhavi is more Gujju than you🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: rainbowgirl

You are using Shudh Hindi and Urdu in the same poem, not sure it's a shayari or a kavita😉. Would enjoy it better If knew the meaning of some words, but won't ask as you guys will tease me by calling PR😆