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shamrish

@shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#511

Laloo Prasad Yadav wants to get his son married.. So he talks to his son.

Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case…… Yes"

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case…..Yes"

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case…….Yes."

Jai Ho Lalooji..
🤣🤣

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ramya

@rainbowgirl

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#512

waise Niddhi tum kaunse Desh main ho filhaal? 😕

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#513

Originally posted by: shamrish
Laloo Prasad Yadav wants to get his son married.. So he talks to his son.

Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case'' Yes"

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case'..Yes"

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case''.Yes."

Jai Ho Lalooji..
🤣🤣

Jai Ho Jai Ho Jai Ho ...👏 👏 👏

Kaam kaise neekalte hain yeh sirf inhe pata hain

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ramya

@rainbowgirl

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#514

Originally posted by: shamrish
Laloo Prasad Yadav wants to get his son married.. So he talks to his son.

Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case'' Yes"

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case'..Yes"

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case''.Yes."

Jai Ho Lalooji..
🤣🤣

Yeh Laloo ji kabse itne intelligent ban gaye? 😉 😆 woh toh comedian hi theek hai 😉

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-Rani

@-Rani

Trailblazer

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#515

Originally posted by: shamrish

No Rani, That was prepared mentos splattered just today 😛

Then I must have heard that one from someone else before😛, but I have certainly heard that one before😉 Sorry that I accused you of telling me the old joke

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nancy1996

@nancy1996

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#516

Originally posted by: rainbowgirl
waise Niddhi tum kaunse Desh main ho filhaal? 😕

Bhavi ki neighbor hoon!😊

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shamrish

@shamrish

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#517

Originally posted by: rainbowgirl

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-Rani

@-Rani

Trailblazer

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#518

Originally posted by: shamrish
Laloo Prasad Yadav wants to get his son married.. So he talks to his son.

Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case'' Yes"

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case'..Yes"

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case''.Yes."

Jai Ho Lalooji..
🤣🤣

Very good Amrish, really jay ho Lalooji🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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ramya

@rainbowgirl

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#519

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972
Ramya haven't heard anything from you lately. Bring out your titanic

Bhavi aaj nahi kal kuch sunawongi 😉...thodi der main log out karna hai (tabse main wohi bol rahi hoon 🤣 )

waise aap french kabse sikha rahi hai?...mujhe barso se french seekhne ka bahut shauk tha...yaha alliance francaise academy main french sikhate hai...jab bhi main admission classes ke bare main poochne jati hoon toh waha ke cafe main croissant chatkake wapas aati hoon bas 😆