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Like everyone else, I too am happy with current Kunal Chopra taking charge and showing everyone their place. So something came to my mind. Kunal sure took the blame, what others may have thought about it; here's my take
Raj-Veena: oh god, are we ever going to understand this boy? Finally we thought Siddhi has brought some sense to this one, but here he's once again playing with us. I officially give up on this one.
Kapil: Ok Kunal. I know you love my sister so much, but didn't know you are that crazy. You know people just started talking about my marriage, but if you take the blame; once again i have to take care of her and all that. Not that I mind, but man I also want to be more than a good brother.
Vikram: wait what? You know I paid the bills thinking this is a one time deal as I figured you will get job sooner or later and take care of everything. but if you go in, that means I have to care for everyone now. Yes I said I am like a son to you people, doesn't mean I have to become one, please NO.
Raveena: Whattt????? Wait if you go in jail that means Siddhibhabhi will go nuts. hey who's gonna cover up for me and help me when I screw up. No, not for you, but for me.
Seema: Really man, You are that good of a husband. Damn CVs, why the hell I got such cheating jerk. Just look at this guy. He's smart and so handsome. He was an investment banker in US and later a successful model and actor. Oh I am going out of the show, "Kunal bhaiya"
Judge: Oh boy, these 2 are just too much. First Siddhi has to risk her life to save Kunal. Now Kunal is all worked up to save her. How wonderful your love is. BUT if you morons remember, few months ago you came to me asking for divorce. I am the reason you 2 love birds are together. I saw your love before you idiots can admit it. But hey, why say thank you to the man who saved your marriage. You couldn't even bring me some sweets for the good news. Damn you two.
Richa: No Kunu, you can't do that. You know there is a good chance I did all these just to get Siddhi out of your life. I thought once she gets convicted, you may just fall on your back and I can just hold you in my arms. Why do you think I am sitting right behind you. Besides, I am the vamp here, I do the killings and plannings. You just keep looking handsome, i'll do the dirty work.
Thakral: What the f***? You really gonna pull that now. Wait, that's brilliant. Why didn't I think of that? I could have argued that its conspiracy by you two to take revenge on me. But no. If both of you got convicted, you two will be together in jail and hell you may even raise you child in there; live like a happy family. All you two need is each-other, doesn't matter what the place it is. So no, have to stick to this plan, but damn it is so good. I tell you, if it wasn't for my moron daughter, we could have been a good team. You always bring charm, power & intelligent; while I always bring humor. You can come up with such smart ideas and I can use my power to back you up by getting false evidence. You are honest, i am devious; our team can be called "devious honesty". Oh I am fighting a case here, "my lord, Kunal is just scr***** with us man."
Siddhi: Oh wait Kunal. You know acting all self-sacrificing is a lady's job. I can't let you still my thunder like this, I am the one who usually do that. Let's face it, everyone knows that in past I acted all self-sacrificing and more often than not, it led to mess. I can only handle small things. Most of the time, you had to clean up and help me out. But because I acted all sacrificing, people gave me credit for it (i know what a bull). But here I am the one who killed Rohit. yes it was an accident, but hey; I killed a bad guy all by myself. So let me take that, you just save me from this case but let me keep my thunder. If you wanted to take the blame, why didn't you do that to start with? Last few days, i was all insecure and that's why I blamed you and acted all crazy, but now it's really your fault man; you are really getting me nervous now. Oh wait, judge just gave one week extension, yuppieee. take that Witcha. nanananana nananannana, see how much Kunal loves me. So what should I do next with Kunal. We has pau-vada, ice-gola and jalebi. Now I think we'll go for pau-bhaji and corn. Once again Witcha, nananana nananan...
Kunal: everyone confused? That's what I wanted. All of you people keep stealing my show and focus, now you know who you are dealing with. Vira - in helping you people, my wife hides information from me and keeps getting in trouble. Why can't you people just take care of yourselves man. Raj-Veena - you people just sit back and enjoy seeing your smartest kid work. Thakral & Witcha - you people keep scratching your head. You wanted to manipulate me, boy you have no idea. You thought I'm gonna jump the gun, oh you are in for a treat if you think you know me. I am very unpredictable. To Siddhi - well dear wifey. You think you are the only one who can act all Mahaan. i told you I'll teach you a lesson for hiding things form me, now are you sacred enough. i know the only way to teach you is fear of losing me. Man she's gonna act all worried and why Kunal, why? Man I'm gonna get so much attention now.
I know since this is a daily soap, people who act self-sacrificing get all the attention. But I am not like usual idiots you see on tv. All of you out there who were questioning my gold medal and intelligence, what do you think now? I was juts scratching my gold-medal, you all are scratching you head now. Hey i can always sell my medal, see the gold prices these days? You think you'll keep saying whatever you want about me and I won't find out, I got people here.
Now you know, I have it all; style, charm, looks, intelligence, gold-medal, great speech, love and I have a mother too (now she's no longer cuckoo). What do you people have; comments and suggestions, please I'll do whatever i want. That's right, I said it in Big B style.
You know you can criticize all you want, my one smile with killer look and all you ladies are going to forget everything. What can I say, i am that good.
This post is just for good fun. I have great respect for all the actors & characters and I never want to offend anyone. If anyone wants to make a comment, please keep it for pure fun and no bashing of any character and please no debate.
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