!!Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 13!! - Page 60

Originally posted by: -Rani

Looks like even Bhavi is gone now😕 Just you and me Amrish😛

Originally posted by: -Rani

Looks like even Bhavi is gone now😕 Just you and me Amrish😛

Bhavi is here.. Just saw her response..

Bhavi = new laloo joke for ur reading.. 😛

Originally posted by: shamrish

yes it is, but please agar aapko achcha na lag toh danda mat marana 😉

Main Chinti pe haat nahi uttatha, to Itni badi rani pe kaise?? 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Rani - i had a small mishap at home this weekend so am busy finding people to fix it. I have been calling concerned people since sunday. Dish washer not working due to that. Have to use another kitchen sink in the basement to do dishes and so on. If this continues for few more days i will go crazy. On top am busy at office too and that is why i am on and off IF

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Main Chinti pe haat nahi uttatha, to Itni badi rani pe kaise?? 😆😆😆

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply :

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks

Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee haai."

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo prasad continued…… "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai – isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad —– Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet —– aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement —– humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondance —– ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroor! at nahee.

No phone call —– phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained —– bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks —–aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Your Bill Gates. —- Tohara Bilva.

Originally posted by: shamrish

Laloo One now :

Once Obama visited to india.
And he directly go to home town of lalu in bihar. After having look at bihar he had meeting with laloo.

Obama: ye kya haal kar rakha hai bihar ka ??

Laloo: kyo kya huwa ???

Obama: aaray sab jagaha, mara mari, loot mar, rape 'etc. etc and abt u r roads, building, houses, offices ???

Then he said to laloo '"Mr.laloo if u give me bihar for 3 months I can change it as if america.."

On this laloo said "kya 3 mahina '.. aaph yek kaam karo 'ye jo america hai na wo mujhe 3 dino kay liye do ' nahi tin dino may usay bihar jaisa banaya to apna naam badal dunga '"

🤣🤣

Originally posted by: -Rani

Oh I hate these kinds of mishaps at home. Once our sum pump in the basement broke and it was so much hassle to get it fixed. I can understand how inconvenient it must be for you not to be abloe to use your kitchen sink or the dishwasher

Originally posted by: shamrish

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data ' to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply :

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks

Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee haai."

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo prasad continued'' "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai ' isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad '' Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet '' aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement '' humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondance '' ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroor! at nahee.

No phone call '' phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained '' bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ''aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Your Bill Gates. '- Tohara Bilva.

I am using water for cooking from my fridge line and have to run to laundry room for any other water required. It is just a big headache. . However it reminds me working in village where people used to get water from well and do chores at home.😃 - Atleast that is the only good thing happened.Can remember very old days.

Sorry to hear Bhavi.. Up here it is tough to find right people at the right time even if u are willing to pay them..Hope u find someone quick enough.. All the best.. Once u get used to a routine, tough and hassle to get adjusted to something different like here..