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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#211

Bhagwan ne kaha:

Acchi biwi duniya ke har kone me milegi

😕

aur bhagwaan ne duniya gol bana di...

Dhundhte raho kone ab

😆 😆

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shamrish

@shamrish

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#212

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha : is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
Bachcha : pata nahin
Teacher : Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
Bachcha : Mere pair dekho aur naam batao 🤣

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ramya

@rainbowgirl

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#213

Heard this on radio recently,

In a petrol bunk the guy who fills petrol asks a customer.

employee- for how much do i fill the petrol sir?

customer- I don't want to fill petrol to my car, just pour 5rs worth petrol on my car, will set it on fire 😆with this hike i can't afford to buy petrol and my car will become junk, so its better that i do proper rituals for my car😉 😆

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#214

Woh raat sa andhera

woh garjatee dishayen

Woh thiraktee bijaleeyan

woh toofani hawaayen

Woh Suraj ko chupate

woh badalo ka garjana

Kuch der chala aisa woh asar

pani se bhara sara shahar

na rukne ka koi the aasar

Phir bhi ruke woh barish ke pohar.

Woh badal phir bhi wahi the

woh suraj phir bhi dikhta tha

woh dhuli hui sadake aur makan

Woh dhule hue patte aur phool

woh khil utha aisa sansar tha

Jaise jal bina machalti thi duniya

Jaise jal bina machle thi duniya.

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#215

Originally posted by: shamrish
Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha : is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
Bachcha : pata nahin
Teacher : Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
Bachcha : Mere pair dekho aur naam batao 🤣

👏 👏- smart kid - i would give him 100 marks 🤣

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purvi mehta

@purvimehta

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#216

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972
Woh raat sa andhera
woh garjatee dishayen
Woh thiraktee bijaleeyan
woh toofani hawaayen
Woh Suraj ko chupate
woh badalo ka garjana

Kuch der chala aisa woh asar
pani se bhara sara shahar
na rukne ka koi the aasar
Phir bhi ruke woh barish ke pohar.

Woh badal phir bhi wahi the
woh suraj phir bhi dikhta tha
woh dhuli hui sadake aur makan
Woh dhule hue patte aur phool
woh khil utha aisa sansar tha

Jaise jal bina machalti thi duniya
Jaise jal bina machle thi duniya.

👏👏

Wah wah!! Bhavi aaj toh full form mein ho⭐️

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purvi mehta

@purvimehta

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#217

Originally posted by: sepiasunshine
Heard this on radio recently,

In a petrol bunk the guy who fills petrol asks a customer.

employee- for how much do i fill the petrol sir?

customer- I don't want to fill petrol to my car, just pour 5rs worth petrol on my car, will set it on fire 😆with this hike i can't afford to buy petrol and my car will become junk, so its better that i do proper rituals for my car😉 😆

arrey baapre..

aapka yeh chutkula sunn ke lagta hai India mein petrol ke bhau sone se bhi jyaada badh gaye hain😉

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#218

Originally posted by: purvimehta

👏👏
Wah wah!! Bhavi aaj toh full form mein ho⭐️

I thought about this while at the most boring safety training - which i had to go for an hour - would have slept there otherwise and heights - they take test there😡.