Originally posted by: sunsaathiyaa
on today’s episode of ✨oversharing story time with Sara✨-
me & my guy have known each other from high school, our ✨enemies phase✨
also, our parents were childhood best friends, who never got why their kids never got along
we used to have cooking as hobby classes in where we were ✨a pair of very chaotic dumbasses a team✨
& my guy CANNOT cook, like, he can set the entire place on fire, but he just can't cook, so he was mostly just passing me things
so, we had to bake a red velvet cake for our assessment that day & got the corner room for the same
somewhere in the middle of the process, I ask him for the red food colouring powder and this guy ups & gets me red chilli powder, like, there were labels on the damn thing
at first, i think he's pulling some kind of prank on me, so, I push him away lightly & his clumsy ass gets the red chilli powder in his eyes
& I go all, "what the hell were you thinking? today's our assessment day, for the love god, stop pulling pranks & be serious"
to which he while literally crying in pain, his dramatic ass goes, "it's all your fault, you know my brain can't function in the kitchen, so, you just HAD TO go ahead look cute today & now my eyes are BURNING, I swear to god, if I go blind it's all gonna be your fault"
"oh, would you just calm down? I'm getting you water, stop making me panic"
I end up passing him water in bowls till the time his pain subsides & I realise that he's just acting as if he's in pain just to make feel guilty
so being the ✨satan's spawn✨ that I am (& who he now loves), I pass him the flour (atta) bowl :))
he ends up pouring it on himself, so, point 1 for team sara, which got nullified because he recovered wayyy faster than I thought & ended up pouring the refined flour (maida) on me
pro tip: I know it looks & sounds very romantic on tv & in stories, but trust me, there’s nothing romantic about getting flour out of your hair for 7 days straight & trying not to rip your hair out in the process
once we get tired of chasing each other & throwing things, I go, “we only have an hour left & nothing is ready, you need to stop”
he says, “I’m not stopping you stop” & stubbornly steps forward
“stop right there, if you don’t, I swear I’ll tell everyone you thought that I looked 'SO CUTE' today & guess what, I'm gonna make them believe me, after all, you know how convincing I can be”
well, threatening him with my ✨persuasion skills✨ got him to do the needful immediately
yes, we ended up finishing the assessment & no, we weren’t graded on the basis of our cakes, we were graded on the fact that the judges won’t stop laughing at us
A+ seemed like a pretty good grade for us looking like idiots (& the cake was delicious jbtw)
although, how the thing turned out edible is beyond me
this & every story I have ever shared on the forum is exactly why shivi is SO CLOSE to my heart
they remind me of us 🥺❤️
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