Shiva Pandya Dialogues Complilaton - Page 18

tu, tu bahar jane ke liye ready reh.....huh.....tu tu ghabrana mat, main tere saath hun......

raavi- haan tu bhi mat darna, matlab, main bhi hun tere saath 😆waise bhi naye getup mein to tu bilkul dhinchak lag raha hai🤣.......

ye teri khe khe karke officers se pakadwa mat dena 🤣

hai mera shiva lag bhi raha tha dhinchak❤️

are iskool ka fees kaise denge bachon ka re.....sara paisa le liye

paisa dila do..........pls paisa dilado sahab

bhaad mein jaye wo bandar........

shiva - rehne de dil mat jala, chal ghar chalte hai

raavi -kya kar raha hai ladkiyon ki tarah chal warna pakde jayenge

shiva - mujhe aise he chalna aata hai

raavi- chale meri raamrati

shiva- raamrati? raam ko na pyari ho gai raamrati......main shiva hun, chashme pehnau kya?

raavi- dheere chala

shiva- haan taki hum rengte huye jaye aur 3 din mein somnath pohnche..

main kya takiya dikhta hun tujhe jab mann karta hai let ti rehti hai, chipkali......

haan thik hai thik hai bandariya🤣bandar ki biwi bandariya

teri nautanki khatam he nahi hoti, gadi mein baithe he tujhe nind aati hai, aur ye baar baar mere uper ludhakna zaruri hai😆......bahot zaruri hai😉

aye mamikibehenkibeti tuna mujhse dur raha kar🤣 ........nahi

bhook ka ishara ye kabse ho gaya🤣

ulti khopdi.........khane ke liye ye🤣

teri zaban dekhi hai kitni tikhi hai, kabhi tikha Chinese khati hai, kabhi mirchi aam pe laga ke khati hai, aur mujhe puch rahi hai maine order kyun kiya......

tujhe nahi lagta tu bahot ajeeb hai

mere dimag ke alawa tera fav dish kya hai🤣 TU 😉

nautanki

Shiva to Raavi: poori baat sune bina apna tanpura bajaati hai 😆

Shiva: pata nahi kya khake paida hui thi 😆