comedy shairi - Page 8

Tum pas Aae,Yun Muskurae,
Apne 32 Dant mujhko Dilkhae,
Yeh Dekh k mere Dil Phoot Phoot K rota Hai,
Yar Tum Se Ek Brush Bi theek se Nahi hota hai.

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Originally posted by: Dua143

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array yaar chor nahin hain kehtay hain naa achi chezoon ko copy karna chaiyeh bas wohi kia hai😉😆lakin copy karnay kay sath paste bhi kia hai😆ham tu chupay hoy talent ko samnay laa rahay hain😆

Originally posted by: irtaza

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array yaar chor nahin hain kehtay hain naa achi chezoon ko copy karna chaiyeh bas wohi kia hai😉😆lakin copy karnay kay sath paste bhi kia hai😆ham tu chupay hoy talent ko samnay laa rahay hain😆

oh 😆hamara bhi kuch yehi haal hai copy karna bhi aik art hai hehe

Originally posted by: nazeeei

oh 😆hamara bhi kuch yehi haal hai copy karna bhi aik art hai hehe

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Maine tujko dekha angle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujko peeta sandal badal badal kar!

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaaiyi hai,
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai
kahti hai ki sudhar jao,
magar meri galti nahi hai doston
barabar waali ladki aaj mini skirt mein aayi hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai...

usko dekh meri haalat chakrayi hai,
dil mein baat karne ki khwahish aayi hai.
par aaj kismat ne bhi tangdi khayi hai
aaj meri gf mere saath mein market aayi hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai...

saare armanoo ki hui aaj vidai hai
arre bhai mein uske saamne maar khaayi hai
sharam ne mooh par laali lagayi hai
par dil hai ki maata nahi
chupke se karta mooh dikhai hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai...
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai...

Kabi lagte the laddu, kabi lagte the mithai se
pyar hua to laga hoge wo malai se
humne unko keh dia dil ki sachai se
pyar ho gaya hai humko
tumhari pai pai se (lolzzzzzz)

hans kar bole humse
"ja pahle kuch kha kar aa.
main na pyar karunga
tujh jaisi diyasalai se
tumse pyar karne se acha
kood jaau ja kar khai se"

bahot manaya unko lekin
wo ho gaye the harjai se
jara na suni dil ki baat,
hanste rahe dhitai se
samajh aa gaya humko ye
ki kaam hoga nahi sidhai se

bus fir kya tha, pyar chodh humne
unko pitwa diya apne bhai se
bhai ne kiya unka haal wo ki
wo nikal na paye apni rajai se
Khai se koodne wale the jo,
wo kood paye nahi charpai se

shahrukh khan ki tara akadte the
Ab lagte hai Rahul Roy se
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you ... ❓ ❓

Samandar mein akela chala jaa rahaa hun .....
Yaadon mein teri jalaa jaa raha hun....

Jaltaa hun main to jalegi tu ek din...
Meri yaad mein ande (egg) talegi tu ek din ....

Talegi tu unko mere aasuon mein...
Taaqat bahut hai abhi mere baazuon mein...

Peeta tha doodh main roz subah shaam...
Saath mein khata tha chaar - chheh badaam ...

To shaam ko hi aaj, phir hum milenge ..
aur kasam hai tujhe...ANDE SAATH MEIN TALENGE !!!!!

Katti nahin hai raat Judayi ki
Dard hai abtak, begam ne jo thukayi ki
Maar lo do chaar khinchkar aur belan begam
bulalo paas mujhe, dasti hai raat bhi tanhayi ki



Raaton ko jab kisi ki yaad sataye
din me usse baat mat kiya karo

khuli aankh me bhi nazar aane lage
aankhon pe wooden chashma laga liya karo

jab kisi ke liye dil jalne lage
ice water pee liya karo

agar phir bhi woh peecha na chore
to paki-forum pe aake irtaza ko bataya karo...
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