Member of The Week - Farhanas - Page 4

Assalamuliekum,

Congrats Farhana aunty!! 👏

I am sorry to hear about ur moms' health, May Allah bless her and she gets well very soon, Ameen.

I dont have questions rite now but enjoying everyone's ques.. 😊

Good Luck!

Originally posted by: Farhanas

its two sams sameer & samie 😃

congrats farhana anuty 👏 👏 👏
and may allah bless ur mum and give her a long life,tke away all her pain and bring her lodzz of happiness.. 😳😳

luv kiran

This topic has been reopened as Farhana Aunty is back!

So Keep Ur Questions Coming!!! 😊

Welcome Back & Good Luck Farhana Aunty. 😊

chalo waheen say silsila jortay hain jahan say toota tha.....

Originally posted by: kewlsarah

okk here is the 2nd set of questions for u Farhana Aunty..enjoy them 😃

1-If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented? in bechaorn ko kiya disorient karian gay wo pehlay hee say disoriented(confused) hotay hain

2-If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes? because Poland have one L & holland have 2 Ls

3-When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? MEEE

4-Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? actually it should be tenty one but who cares...

5-Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? In US & Canada they take coffee breaks but in UK & europe they take Tea break

6-I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? they feed them with tooth picks

7-If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for? asking for help

8-If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it? enjoy what?diarrhea or suffering

9-Is there another word for synonym? ya sunnumos (its greek for synonym)

10-Would a fly without wings be called a walk? no it will be called DEAD

11-Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? so you know after which date if you eat it you will get diarrhea

12-Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? 🤔

13-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? very important 😃

14-If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? because money grow in banks

15-If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? hearing with an aid

16-Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?

17-Why does a round pizza come in a square box? whoever started it never went to kindergaden so they dont know how to match the shapes

18-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? to keep our skin smooth & soft, u can see & feel the skin, nobody can see inside your tummy

19-If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? up there, Farishtay tamasha dekh rahay hain k insaan kitna nashukra hota jaa raha hay din ba din

20-How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another? 😕

21-Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one? because it comes with a couch potato

22-Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?😕

23-Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

24-If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? just to remind us how we were & what we are now

25-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? because everyone is rushing to their homes

thats it for now will come back with more 😃