Diwali special MOTW::??? - Page 4

Originally posted by: isaitamil

my questions for u

why r u called as quack quack vaathu? and who named u so?

Originally posted by: netra_rama

Dei kanna 😡 Irekeredhe nadar perum Kulapa ranee perum pattadha 😡 Nee yenna pudhusa ingge title kudekerei?? 😡😡 Odipoide, tharmaadi vangarakullarai 😡

Originally posted by: Caryn

I said to Meli, Deepavali time all are busy, wait till Jaz comes then you should have done, this time, copy and paste Netra's own question. Ithu yepadi?

Why is a round pizza put in a square box?

Can you cry under the water?

Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?

If you have a cured ham, what disease did it have?

Will you be fired if you drink Pepsi at a Coke factory?

Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?

When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever?

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, 'sleep like a baby'?

Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage?

Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why do you 'put your two cents in' when it is only 'a penny for your thoughts'? What happens to the other penny?

If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV?

Once you've heard a sound, where does the sound go?

What colour is a chameleon?

In a light tight room from where light cannot escape, when you turn off the light bulb, where does the light that filled the room go?

Why is it called the Afterlife when it's really Afterdeath?

Why is it called Afterdark when it's really Afterlight?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do 24/7 stores have locks fitted to the doors?

Why are soapsuds always white?

After you've heard it, where does sound go?

Why do Superheroes wear tights?

If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy why does he stop talking when humans are around?

If humans evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

Who filmed Neil Armstrong's first step on the moon?

If humans left the earth, would Time cease to exist?

Why do Psychics keep sending me spam, don't they know I'm not interested?

What was the root of all evil before money?

Who cut off Mickey's tail?

If we all stopped voting, would the politicians go away?

What seeds were used for seedless grapes?

Why do kids always make the wrong comment at the wrong time in front of the wrong people?

Originally posted by: Vani19

Neths, my set of questions. Nengaluma vaani😡 Okay okay, cool netz is ready 😉

1) What is the most important thing in friendship?

to stand by during the dark times, to laugh together during happy times, and when life is bleak for your frend, be warm and caring for her to hold on to.😳 to have kutty kutty fights, and to play pranks and jokes 😆😆

2) Tell me how you met Vinod? (I need a short story not less than 100 words).

aaahhhhh vaaniiiiiiii 😳😳😳 Naan indhe kelvi answerei PM pannideren okay vaa😳.

3) What you like about kids.

Their laugh, the twinkle in their eyes, the innocent in them, they way they try to hide their guilt if they did something wrong 😳 .. the way they tag along behind u thinking the world of you😳 the pranks they play .. awwww i cud just go and go on this vani 😳

4) Give me some tips on how to handle weird person. Periya chatti yedethe adepe melei veingal. Heat up for almost few mins till u can see the smoke. Put the weird person into it and varethe yethetherengal (idea from attai 😆😆😆) Seriously, people like this should be completely ignored daa vaani 😉

5) What would you do when the most handsome man came to you and says " Hi honey, let's elope?". (Sorry Vinod)😉 Chancei illai. I already married the most handsome man 😳 (too much of ice for vinod, all for the special birthday gift 😍🤣

Originally posted by: Caryn

Adaaa daahhhhhh..... Vinod vanthataru. So gals, sit back and relax. Madam have a competitor here. 🤣

Btw, Sue Chechi, it is called "baali ahdu" - sacrifical goat - which means victim. 🤣 Maybe that is why Sue Chechi got confused. So don't think it is your generation proverb, it is actually my grandmother's generation or even earlier generation's proverb. Although what does kadhu means? hmmmmm........

Originally posted by: Sue Nair

Appidiya Caryn..😃....ingga madam-ye not sure and she made me feel a couple of generations older.😉 Nee vaa dee Netu - let me see you again, I will chase you around Time Square this time around and pls do not under estimate me...I can run faster than PT Usha..!!.😡😡 (psst!! Caryn sollathingo ippovey I am breathless.😉.!!)

Adi Kalli Netra,

Originally posted by: s_rajammah

Congrats honey ..! Cud not resist. (me too, cud not resist placing u in tv room tonight😡)

1. How can bubbles scrub if they don't have hands? Vitteke vanga, bubbles scrub panne maa illai yaa nee naan solleren 😡

2. Why are hot pads hot? Then wat, u want me to cold it cold? Okay, no probs...

3. What is possible about the mission impossible? Why daa vinod chellam bother bout mission impossible when ur suppose to be concern about the possibility of u getting food at home today 😳

4. If today is today, then tomorrow never comes, yesterday was never there? Yerkenevei naan ore kulapam ranne Atinama pattam kudutethangal, nega yenna, confirm pannerengala 😡

5. If chicken had lips, could they whistle? Oh yes, didn't u know daa?😳 pheeewwweeettttttt

6. If olive oil is made of squeezing olives, then what are baby oil made of? from the same olive oil 😡 idhu kude theriyamalei pattam vangenengala??? 😡

7. If the sky is the limit, what is the space? Urrmmmm OFF LIMIT 😉

8. What hair colour do they put in bald people's drivers licences? Mandailei taan mudi illai, appa yedheke verei colour 😡 seriyana nakkal nakkal unggaleke ....annal ungal aasai yeen kedheke, PURPLE colour🤣 🤣

9. If a cow laughs real hard, does milk skit out its nose?😡

vinod .....