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meeeeeeee toooooo....
i loved the last one....

Originally posted by: TIMONN

AND THIS ONE OMG!!

omg..i luv dis 1 timonn 🤣

Originally posted by: maurader4evr

😆 😆 😆

Oh my sweety Agape Mou how are you doing, no sadela commentsof yours at my silly jokes 😉😃 😆

Hey Timonn you rock with those jokes ... 😆

Originally posted by: adonis

Vandu4ever .. humare mohulla ka jokes 😆

A GUJJU SPESAL !

Q) Why did George Bush had the gujju beaten?
A) The gujju told George Bush "You are an IMPOTENT man"

Q) Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A) The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju
asked for KESH.

Q) What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
(in case of one)
A) Tomato KETCHUP.

Q) Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
A) He wanted to listen to POPE music.

Q) Why did the gujju go to London?
A) To see BIG BEHN.

Q) What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma
gayon" ?
A) Ramesh's son failed in statistics...

Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams ?
A) He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .

Q) What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A) LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.

Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.

Q) Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity?
A) They named it Rho Beta Rho.

Q) Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch "GANDHI"?
A) They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits.

Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben( behn) Kingsley did the acting.

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lolzzzz Gujjus always rockkkkkkk😳 chahe Gandhi bane ya Rome, London jaaye🤣🤣🤣

btw, Sherriff bhaiya u're Gujju too??? I never knew it

here's Munnabhai-Circuit joke

Munna Bhai: Circuit, bole to yeh Ford kya hai?

Circuit: Bhai, gaadi hai.

Munna Bhai: To phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

Circuit: Bole to, simple hai bhai, Ox maane Bael, Ford maane gaadi, OxFord bole to - Bael gaadi...

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Originally posted by: Vandu4ever

here's Munnabhai-Circuit joke

Munna Bhai: Circuit, bole to yeh Ford kya hai?

Circuit: Bhai, gaadi hai.

Munna Bhai: To phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

Circuit: Bole to, simple hai bhai, Ox maane Bael, Ford maane gaadi, OxFord bole to - Bael gaadi...

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Man this was rocking 🤣

haa ji thoda kuch Gujju logon ka khoon flows in my veins 😆 😆

Guess who, none other than my ROLE MODEL .... MAHATMA GANDHI 😉 😳 😃 I follow his teen bandars very strictly 😳

Originally posted by: adonis

haa ji thoda kuch Gujju logon ka khoon flows in my veins 😆 😆

Guess who, none other than my ROLE MODEL .... MAHATMA GANDHI 😉 😳 😃 I follow his teen bandars very strictly 😳

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I'm Mahatma Gandhi fan tooo😳 Gandhi Bapu jaisa kai nahin😳

my fav is Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel too😳 the Iron Man😳😳😉

Little Manu Jokes

Teacher: Why are you late?
Manu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Teacher: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Manu: Me!

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Manu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Manu: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher