#694
Welcome, Mr. PAIN-IN-THE-ASS!
I kept finding places to hide my face as she roamed around me, making faces, and blabbering something angrily. I was too embarrassed to apologise, but I did, and though she said that she had forgiven me, I knew that there was some revenge cooking up in her mind. Though she was a complete mess at cooking, I allowed her into the kitchen, in an intention, to not irritate her anymore. I walked into the kitchen to see her cooking something, with the help, of a video. I walked towards her, and brushed my fingers, across her hands, and neck. I tried romancing her, when She told me to not even dare to touch her.
I got a bit irritated, and just to entertain myself, I started chatting with my friend, Rithvik, sitting over the kitchen floor, just beside the stove. I was reading his messages out loud, just to mess with her a bit, but then came a traitor message, which too, I absent mindedly read out, an adult joke it was, which only made her narrow her eyes at me. She gawked at me with, a "what a moron!" look and "I will kill your bestfriend" look. She looked like a raging bull to me at that moment. "DARE YOUR FRIEND EVER COMES HOME!!! " She warned me.
And, "TRRINGG TRRONG!!!!!!" rings the bell. She went to the door to see who it was, and I followed her there. And as she opened the door, "SURPRISEEE!!!" shrieked, MR.PAIN-IN-THE-ASS! "Who are you?" She threw a question at his face, while he stood at the door only, expecting an excitement on his arrival. "Rithvik," I said. "Who?" She asked, letting him come in as she understood it was someone acquainted to me. "Aree! Kabir ka chaddi yaar! Bataya nahi isne aapko, bhabhi?" He said, making me go pale, and leaving me expecting the dangerous reactions wifey could exhibit. She was heavily pissed off, but she didn't show. "Hello, main Nisha," wifey spoke in the sweetest manner. "I'll get tea for you," She said and left. "torture begins," I thought.
I, literally, BASHED HIM FOR GIVING THIS WORST SUPRISE EVER! "Bhai, bhabhi bohot sweet hai," Rithvik said. "Wo to tujhe abhi pata chal hi jaega," I said. "Achha ye bata bhai, tere aur bhabhi ke beechme abhi tak kuch nahi hua kya?" He asked. "Kuch hua hai tabhi to muh sada ke ghum rahi hai," I thought. "Abhi wo topic uthaana zaroori hai kya be?" I expressed my horror. "Kabiree... Tu na bohot hi badal gaya hai... Tu khush nahi hai kya shaadi se, aur tum dono ke beechme bhi kuch theek nahi lag raha?" He asked. "How should I tell you ki reason to tu hi hai," I talked in my mind. "Nahi, aisa kuch nahi hai, I love her, ye to tujhe pata hi hai, but she loves me more than I do." I said. "Saale tune koi Hawas waali harkat to nahi kardi na phir?" He asked, almost making me drown in the pool of embarrassment. I nodded. "Abbe Saale hawsi jaanwar!" He shrieked in horror, yet amusement. I shut him up as she arrived with the tea.
" Tea," she said, sugar coating her irritation. Rithvik spit it out, as he took the first sip into his mouth. "Bhabhi, lagta hai aapne chai me cheeni ki jagah namak daali hai!" He said making the most disgusting yet sweet face ever. " Special chai, peele, peele!" I said, patting his back, as he gulped down the whole cup in one go, as Nisha glared at us. "Prank tha! Aapko pranks Bohot pasand hai na?" She asked Rithvik. "Aisa? Haan... Haan," He said, not able to say no. Within a minute, after she walked back into the kitchen, she came back with a huge tray, filled, with snacks and cold coffee. "Did she make them herself?" I thought. "Ye ek aur prank to nahi hai na, bhabhi?" He asked. "Nahi, nahi, isme aur koi prank nahi hai! I am so sorry bhaiyya... Main aapko bhaiyya bulau?" she asked. "Why not, behen!" Rithvik said. Nisha giggled as she side hugged Rithvik. We had a long, long, chat- just the three of us. We went to the India Gate. Nisha walked with me, with her head rested on my chest, and her hands encircled across my waist, as I had my hand around her waist as well, keeping her closer, as we walked. Rithvik kept looking at us like this, and smiled, and adored us. "Haaye!" he said making adorable baby faces looking at us. "Tumdono ke bachhe mere rules ke under bade honge, main unko ekdum best banaunga! Unko to main hi bigaadunga!" He stated, as we blushed. "Abhi usme time hai," I said. "Kahan time hai, ab tum dono ne to kar hi liya hai, aur tumhaare pyaar ko dekhke lagta nahi hai tum logon ne protection use kiya hoga, to ab to kabhi bhi aa hi jaenge," He made this clear statement, in the midst of the crowd, and it felt all embarrassed to have all those eyes gawking at us in surprise. I shut his mouth with my hand, before he said anything else, and she beat him up with her bag. We laughed, we laughed our heart out after this. He is a crazy soul. And I saw the most beautiful, side of my wife today. Such a pure soul she is!
Edited by -DrunkenMonk- - 7 years ago