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NiBir OS - Haaye Haaye Mirchi...!!
Phir le aaya dill kya kijiye...
This song rang in Kabir's head and he sighed deeply looking at the door of his house which was close from inside, he took deep breath and pressed the door bell knowing well what going to happen with him in next few minutes. He know he was caged and there is no way to escape, this was his every day story, daily same thing happened with him. But he couldn't do anything except following her.
Welcome back hubby " a cheerpy Nisha jumped on him and give him peak in his lips, this bring smile on his as no matter what but being with nisha always give him inner satisfaction.
Nisha takes laptop bag from Kabir's hand and said "chalo acha hua tu aagaya... " she walked further while kabir stopped at door only to hear what he don't want to hear "jaldi se fresh hoja or ghar me jhadu lagade phir chatt se kapde le aa or kuch kapde bathroom me bhi hai use dho de phir maine sabji bana diya hai tu roti bana dena... "
Main ye sab kuch nhi karunga..." Kabir screamed angrily, Nisha stopped at her place and turned around to look at her hubby, as soon as kabir saw Nisha had turned around like a hungry lion and was about say something he blurted out "main bola ki fresh hone ke baad kuch nhi karunga, ye sab fresh hone se phele karunga... Wifey" he smiled sheepishly, on which nisha's smile come back.
Okay hubby..." She said happily take his bag in their room while kabir pulled his sleeve up and went to terrace.
Kya se kya ho gayi hai meri zindagi..." Said kabir while picking up cloths.
You know guys... Everyone who is here know about my sad story... Jab se meri shadi iss mirchi se hui hai tab se maar kha raha hun iss mirchi se, wait Chandu ke sath jab room me the tab bhi toh mari thi na, apne sandal se yaad hai ki nhi ? Phir meri suhagraat vo toh koi bhi nhi bhula hoga I'm sure... Acha chalo neeche " Said kabir as he picked all the cloths
Ek toh maine nisha se shadi kar li vo bhi do baar... Phir toh yaad hi na kya hua tha... Viraj bhai, sumit, mom sab ki harkaten, ye sab toh theek tha phir sab gadbad hogaya " kabir sighed as he had cleaned the floor
Kya gadbad hogaya ? Ye soch rahe ho, arey yaad nhi maine nisha ko propose kiya tha bas yahi gadbad hogai I shouldn't have proposed her...!!" Kabir said cryingly then after a while composing himself he continued "or tab se leke aaj tak main ghar aur jooru ka gulam hun... The effect she have on me...uff I can't help just do what she want, don't you guys think that I'm down with love it is because as she still beat me black and blue if I don't follow her and I love her too much that her every even untold wish is my command..." Kabir said last line dreamily as he was done with washing the cloth
Nisha se confession ke baad life me bhout changes aaye, mera dream LSD pura hua humne sath me mera I mean humara dream pura kiya, phir hum wapas India aaye or kuch time baad maine apni academy bhi kholi, do saal me ab meri academy ke India me 3 branch hai or jaldi hi 4th bhi kholunga. Idhar Nisha mujhe financially and emotionally bhout support karti hai, hum mill ke kaam karte hai. Nisha filhal colliery company (pata nhi kon si) me General manager ki post me hai or kafi achi salary hai uski " told kabir by preparing chapati for dinner
Hubby ho gaya kya bhout bhook lagi hai..." Asked nisha coming into kitchen
Yeah wifey almost..." He stopped as his eyes laid on Nisha who was wearing black sexy nighty, looking mouthwatering as she had just taken a long showers as her wet hair is giving witness of that.
Kabir couldn't control himself and pull Nisha closer to him by grabbing her waist, she was shocked at his move and in reflect she closed her eyes and her hand hold his shirt tightly into a fist. Next moment she moaned as kabir stroke her wet hair through head by taking her fruity smell of her hair and sucked water droplets from her neck as it was coming from her wet hair.
Kabirrr" Nisha tried to steady her breath as Kabir's soft kisses on her sensitive part melting her right there in his arm. But somehow she manage to broke the hug.
Kabir I'm hungry... Please stop it..." She said with great difficulty
I'm hungry too nisha..." Said kabir and continued his work, after a while Nisha manage to convince him to go freshen up as he was not ready to leave her.
Nisha did the remaining work which was just to do plating as kabir went for a shower or Nisha almost locked him in the washroom. Nisha was done with plating and was waiting for him, soon he joined her and they had their dinner but in between kabir was continuously receiving call, to which he was trying to avoid but it was coming consistently.
Yaar kya hai...?? Utha le yaar tu " said nisha being annoying
Okay... Wifey..." He said, and went away from her to attend the call which make nisha lil confused but she choose to ignore, after a while kabir come back and found Nisha was in living room watching TV or switching channel, he was finishing his remaining food when Nisha said " hubby dishes dho dena na..."
Mujhe pata hai iss liye toh tu jaldi bhag gai..." muttered kabir to which Nisha asked
What...??"
Why not wifey, any thing for you... " kabir said smilingly
Aww hubby... I love you..." Said nisha and give him a flying kiss and kabir catch it also
Kabir come back to livining room after completing kitchen work, he looked at Nisha who was still flipping the channels when kabir saw Step Up All In was showing in one channel.
Nisha step up laga na..." He said settling himself beside nisha
Nhi mujhe ye TV show dekhna hai..." Nisha immediately stopped at a channel
Kabir looked at TV then at nisha angrily plus shocked " dekh lunga..." Geetring his teeth he said angrily as if giving her warning
Kya dekh lunga ??" Nisha shouted at him in same tone
Ye serial...Or kya ?" Kabir said with calm voice which make tigress to clam down, then Nisha enjoyed her show and kabir was cursing everything yet nothing.
Kabir was sleeping peacefully, when he feel water droplets on his face. He stir a bit then smiled, he again feel one softest wet thing ran through his closed eyes, he smiled again feeling ticklish, then slowly opened his eyes, hear that voice on which his life is dependent
Good morning hubby..." Said nisha leaning on him
Good morning wifey.. " he said embracing her and realise that she was was wearing sari as his hand make contact with her creamy white skin, he pushed her little to have clear view of his angel and got lost in her beauty, her green sari was making him insane and the thing was invoking his lusty mind was her blush which was result of his soul piercing gaze. In no time they were lost in other world, which just hold love only love.
After a while kabir's gaze randomly halted the wall clock, seeing it his eyes come out from it's place. He pushed Nisha aside and sit up on bed by adjusting his clothes while Nisha too made her proper.
Ohh god 10 baj gaye... Nisha tera office... Mera academy... Breakfast, ghar ki safai... Ruk main... Or mera alarm kyun nhi baja yaar..." He blurted out continuously to which Nisha hushed him by saying "shh hubby, calm down... Calm down... Maine hi tumhara alarm band Kiya tha...Wait I'm coming..."
Where are you going nisha... Tu ready ho or office jaa main..." Kabir again started but Nisha this time give him peak to halt his rambling "wait I'm just coming..." She said and went out of room to give shock to kabir who was already tensed. Kabir get up from bed and went to wardrobe to took out his clothes.
Kabir I said wait na ? Then why did you come out from bed...??" Nisha asked coming in the room
Nisha yaar I'm late I know mujhe bhout se kaam karna hai or toh or ghar ki safai bhi bachi...Or breakfast ? " He said still searching his shirt in wardrobe not looking back
Kabir yaar... Dekh toh idhar "said nisha sitting on bed
Kya nishu..." He stopped as soon as his eyes fell on bed
Come here " invited nisha smilingly
Nisha ye kya hai...??" Kabir asked being shocked while adjusting beside nisha
Breakfast dambo..." Said nisha and placed one plate between themselves and said "let's have breakfast kabir " lil bit seductive voice
Kabir again losses and started enjoying breakfast with her. But he remembered about house, and it was his duty to clean and maintain the house. So he get up and moved out of room.
Nhi Nisha yaar breakfast ka time nhi hai...Ghar ki safaaa...eee" he stopped again as seeing whole house was neet and clean
Kyun kya kehte ho hubby...??" Asked nisha keeping one hand on his shoulder
Ye sab tune Kiya nisha...??" Asked kabir
Toh or kya... Mera bhi toh farz banta hai kabir ye humara ghar... " Said nisha
Haan... But I have a doubt... What's up to you.. itna Sara kaam tune akele kiya...Kuch toh pakk raha beta... Bata kya kaam ?? " Asked kabir not being sure with surroundings
Arey koi kaam nhi hubby..aisa kyun bol raha hai... Main batai toh kyun ki...tujhe bhout pareshan karti hun na main...??" Said nisha emotionally as if she was hurt.
Phir bhi tune Sara akele kar liya Nisha ??" Kabir asked doubtfully
Maine thodi kiya... Tune hi raat ko sapne me kiya... Idiot... Bol rahi hun na main ghar ki safai, kapde dhoye, or breakfast bhi banya " said nisha being annoying with kabir
Sapna... Right... Ye Sapna hai..." Said kabir
Kabir I'll slap you now.. " warned Nisha
Correct slap me... Tell me this is dream or not ?" He asked forwarding his face asking her to slap him
Thud...
Kabirrr/ ouch " nibir said in unison
Nisha immediately on switch on the lamp and found kabir was on floor. She hold his hand and asked "kabir kya hua tu gir kaise gaya ?? Tu theek toh hai ??..." And so on
But kabir didn't respond as it took sometime to register what was happening with him.
Kabirrr...???" Nisha asked by shaking him
Haan...??" Kabir said and looked at Nisha who was sitting on bed wearing same night dress and he finally understand that it was his dream
Sach me Sapna hi tha.. " kabir mumbled
Hain...?? Kya ??" Nisha asked while pulling him back on bed
Kuch nhi nisha..." He said settling himself on bed while nodding his in disagreement
Koi darwna Sapna dekha tha kya ??" Nisha asked with concern by cupping his face
Bhout darwana nishu " he said and hugged her tight
Koi nhi kabir main hun na yaha...Kuch nhi hoga tujhe, trust me " Nisha replied by stroking his hair
Nisha main toh darr hi gaya tha... Mujhe laga tu kuch bhout bada mangne wali hai..." Kabir said and fear still hasn't left his voice
Hain kya ??! Main kya mangne wali thi..??" Asked nisha being confused and tear the hug
Kuch nhi... Vo Sapna tha...Kabhi bhi sach nhi hoga " said kabir and sighed deeply
(Well, when kabir saw Nisha had clean whole house, prepared breakfast and wearing sari which happens once in decades that's why he thought Nisha want something big, for that thing she was buttering kabir. And it was nightmare for kabir because if he don't wake up on time then he had to spend lots of money in order to fulfill her demand, but seeing nisha doing lots of work for him, treating him as a prince and all above he get break from house hold work that's why he was sad and happy at the same time)
Shh shh kabir... Bura Sapna tha vo bhul jao..." Said nisha while again embracing him
Hmm... " He said and try to sleep in her embrace
Next day was normal, nibir alarm bring them from Dreamland..
Nisha...Uth time ho raha hai..." Said kabir in sleepy voice
Haan hubby uth jaa or ghar ki safai kar de, or main coffee lungi.. or mujhe breakfast me Poha khana hai..." replied Nisha in sleepy voice, freeing him from her embrace
Nisha breakfast ki teri duty...Tu jaa main sounga thodi der or..." Said kabir without opening his eyes
Toh mujhe bhi neend aa rahi...Teri wajha se toh so bhi nhi paai main..." She complained
Main nhi jaunga... Teri duty hai or btw main bhi nhi so paya tha" he replied
Kabir main subha se leke raat tak kaam Karti hun or job ka kaam bhi rehta, thak jaati hun phir bhi sara kaam karti hun or tujhse sirf ek baar breakfast banane bol rahi toh itna natak kar raha hai..." Said nisha
Abey kya karti hai tu...Sab toh main hi karta hun..." Replied kabir irritatingly
Kya bola tu...??" Roar Nisha
Main tere liye coffee bas 5 minutes me laaya" said kabir and ran to kitchen, Nisha see this smiled and again went to sleep
It was indeed very normal morning, then whole day was normal, Nisha went her office at 10 by dropping her kabir left to his academy. But today something happened in nisha's office which throw her in deep thought. Nisha took half day and come back from office early and spend her remaining time by thinking the incident happened in her office. She was so lost that she never realised kabir had come back. When kabir shout her name she come back from her dreamland, she opened the door but didn't welcome him like the way she used do. She without speaking a word to directly went to her their bedroom and pretend to sleep.
Kabir found this all strange, he come in the room to have talk with her but before he could say any thing he got one call.
Hello..."
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Mujhe nhi pata kuch maine aapko paise diye Aap meri tickets leke aao bas..."
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Arey kab tak main yahan fhasa rahunga...Ab ek hi rasata hai mujhe Jaipur se bhout durr jaana...Aap samjhe ?"
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Main kuch nhi janata maine jo bola hai vo ho jana chaiye...kal hi mujhe meri tickets mil jane chaiye.. chaliye ab phone rakiye "
Nisha heard whole conversation from kabir side which increases her fear into thousand manifolds. But she was not in condition to talk to him that's why she pretend to sleep. Kabir after attending call he come to her but seeing nisha sleeping he back off and didn't say anything as he sensed she was tried and need time but he made a mental note to talk with her nimext day.
Kabir anyhow manage for his dinner, then he freely watch TV after enjoying temporally freedom he was back in his cage where he solace in nisha's arm. By hugging her he fall asleep.
Next morning...
Kabir was again sleeping peacefully, when he felt someone had shake him softly, then it was turning lil harder than previous time.
Kabirrr..." With hard shake of Nisha he finally wake up and saw Nisha again in dark green sari which shocked him but what Nisha said next, shock was understatement for him.
Finally kabir aap uth hi gaye" Nisha said normally but kabir was lying beside her and looking at her with his bigger than soccer eyes as "AAP" word had shocked him to its wits
Kabir kya hua...?? Aap mujhe aise kyun dekh rahe ??" Asked nisha seeing his more than shocked face
Acha chodiye, dekhiye main aap ke liye coffee laayi hun " said nisha
What the hell...Mujhe aise sapne baar baar kyun aa rahe ?" Kabir asked himself by sitting straight on bed, holding his head
Kaisa Sapna kabir...??" Asked nisha forwarding him coffee cup
Ye sab jo chal raha...Or kya ??" Said kabir looking at Nisha
Arey ye Sapna nhi hai ye sach hai kabir..." Said nisha
Nhi na phele bhi aisa hi kuch hua hai ye sapna hai..."
Arey kabir ye sach hai...Main kaise yakeen dilaun tu...I mean aap ko "
Pinch me "
What..??"
Ye pinch me last time slap thoda hard tha...Main bed se hi gir gaya tha..."
Okay..." Nisha said and did what he asked but nothing changed, nisha was still sitting beside him holding his coffee cup.
Kabir looked here and there, he just couldn't believe that his dream turned out to be reality.
Kabir ab ho gaya na yakeen... Ye lijiye coffee "
Nisha what the hell...?? Why are you behaving like this ?" Kabir asked
Kya ?? kuch nhi...main toh bas apni zimedari Ko nibha rahi hun...Ab se sare kaam main karungi..."
Kya hua nisha ?? Aise kyun kar rahi...? Or tu toh hamesha se hi apni responsibility nibhati hai..."
Nhi bhout tang kiya hai maine tujh... I mean aap ko "
Hey bhagwan subha se kyun chda liya time nisha...Tu pagal ho gai hai kya ?"
Acha chodiye kabir bataiye breakfast me kya khayenge ?"
What the... tu kaise baat kar rahi hai mujhse ?"
Kya main toh bas puch rahi ki kya banaun... Bataiye na.."
Will you stop that...??"
Kabir aap boliye na...Aap jo bolenge main wahi karungi "
Tujhe hamesha ek naya tarika mill jata hai na mujhe pareshan karne ke liye...Tu aap aap bolna band kar aisa lag raha hai gali sun raha hun "
Kabir aap bhi na..." Nisha said chuckled and left
Isse kya hua...?? Uff ye ladki ne soch liye hai ki mujhe kabhi bhi chain se nhi jeene degi " kabir sighed and drank his coffee. And think about some ideas for this problem
Kabir come out of bed room after freshen up. He looked for Nisha who was in kitchen, cleaning the dishes. He thought "jab ghee sidhi ungli se nhi nikalta tab ungli tedhi karni padti hai, main tujhe khub pareshan karunga or phir toh tu mujhpe chad jayegi vo bhi rashan paani leke " and laughed mentally
Nisha..." He said on sofa and called her
Ji aai..." Said nisha and immediately come to him by living all her work
Kya bana rahi ho breakfast me..??"
Vo sandwich ke..."
Nhi mujhe samosa khana hai tu bana le aa"
Acha theek hai..." Said nisha shocking to kabir and went to prepare samosa
After a while Nisha come back with samosa.
Yaar samosa kahunga toh bhout bhari ho jayega...Tu ek kaam kar sandwich hi bana le"
Kya or ye samosa...??"
Phek de..."
Acha theek main abhi bana ke laayi..." She replied and again went to kitchen
Uff ye phasti kyun nhi hai " kabir sighed irritatedly
After a while Nisha again come back with sandwich.
Nisha yaar sandwich nhi khana mujhe ye bhout light ho jayega...Tu ek kaam kar samosa hi bana le aa..." Kabir acted
Kya... Samosa vo toh pekh di.."
Toh phir se bana la..."
Acha theek hai abhi laayi..."
This was it for kabir he felt guilty and sad seeing nisha giving this much efforts for him. He thought to stop his this trick. This time nisha bring samosa for him, he ate it quietly and forcefully made her eat it too.
Next few hours was very tough for kabir as he trying his best to bring spell out of beans from her but she was too adamant.
After breakfast Nisha started cleaning whole living room, every corner of the room, and all the time kabir try to help her by taking ditch cloth but she never let him do that. Then she went to wash the clothes there also kabir tried to help her but she didn't allowed. Kabir's heart was squeezing seeing her like this, he always do house hold work because of nisha's fear and his love for her. But seeing her like this making him insane and angry to its extend. And whenever he was trying to stop her or help her, she was stopping him by saying "aap rehne dijiye na...Main kar lungi " and the word "AAP" was making him more angry.
Finally when Nisha went to prepare lunch and again kabir tried to help her but she again denied him and he blasted on her.
Nisha..." He shouted and hold Nisha tightly by her shoulder and continued "why are you doing this...?? Kyun itna pareshan ho Rahi hai or mujhe bhi kar rahi hai...mujhe ye sab pasand nhi I want my thikhi mirchi back...Now stop it..."
Main kya kar rahi hun...Main toh bas apni responsibility puri kar rahi..." She said still being adamant
Nisha for god sake stop it and spell the bloody beans out..."
Kabir koi baat nhi hai... Main kyun kuch chupaungi ?"
Nishaaa speak..." Kabir shouted so loudly that make Nisha scared and she finally tell him everything
Fine...Kal na...Office me Madhu hai na..." Said nisha to which kabir's grip was lighten
Haan toh Madhu ka kya lena dena hai isme?"
Main bata rahi hun na...Tu kyun beech me bol raha hai ??" She asked irritatedly
Finally...!!! Ab theek hai bol.." joyed kabir
What...?"
Arey tera AAP toh khatam hua... Chal bol kya baat hai ?"
Tu bhi na pagal hai pura...Toh Madhu hai na uska husband usse chod gaya..."
Hain ??toh in sab ka kya lena dena hai tere iss pagal pan se ?"
Main jaa rahi mujhe kuch nhi bolna..." said nisha and try to move out from kitchen
Acha sorry..." Kabir replied and hold her to prevent
Nhi mujhe jaana hai..." she replied while trying to free herself from his grip
Sorry na nishu..."
Nhi chod mujhe "
Sorry na please..."
Last warning..."
Haan haan please..."
Toh Madhu na apne husband se ghar ke sare kaam karati thi... Kabhi uski baat nhi sunti..hamesha bas apni chalati thi...Or kabhi kabhi bhout maarti bhi thi...Toh ek din tang aake vo use chod diya or divorce ka notice bhi diya..." Nisha stopped as her eyes fell on kabir because all the time she was looking down when she was telling him story. " What...??" She asked as kabir had covered his mouth for prevent but as soon as Nisha asked him he couldn't hold his laughter and started laughing.
What kabir...I'm serious here " Nisha shouted
Okay...I know...But seriously Nisha you thought I'm going to leave you ?" He said and again laughed harder
Kabirrr..." Nisha said emotionally almost tear in her eyes
Hey wifey..." Kabir stopped laughing seeing her tears and cupped her face
Kabir I love you I just can't live without you" nisha and cried out in his arm
Nor do I... Nisha mujhe teri aadat ho gai hai main bhi nhi jee sakta tere bina..." Kabir said and stroke her back in soothing manner
Nhi...Main tujhe bhout pareshan karti hun iss liye tu bhi mujhe chod ke jane wala that tune tickets bhi book karaye hai...mujhe pata hai..."
What...?? Nhi maine koi tickets book nhi karwaye hai "
Nhi tu kal baat kar raha tha " she said and cried more while kabir tried to remember what she is saying
Offohh stupid.." he said and smack her head by his " vo toh..." On that time door bell rang " go open the door and it will give you answer of your doubt " said kabir
Nisha after washing her face went to receive courier. As soon as Nisha opened courier a loud shrink made ways her mouth. She screamed in happiness as it was tickets to her dream destination.
Omg omg kabir I just can't believe..." Nisha shouted and hugged kabir tightly
Yes my wifey ji aap ke liye ye banda hamesha kidhmat me hazir hai " kabir said saluting her
Stop it kabir...But hum ye trip pe kyun jaa rahe..??"
Kyunki main kuch din ke liye ghar ke kaam se chutti chahta hun or tere sath romance bhi toh karna hai " he said and wink at her
I'm really sorry kabir main tujhe bho..." Nisha was saying but kabir stopped her by placing finger on her lips and said
Shhh nisha... Husband wife ka relation Barabar ka hota hai, jo main karta hun vo tu bhi kar sakti hai... Isme koi pareshani nhi hai ki adha ghar ka kaam main karta hun par kabhi kabhi... You know kya hojata hai..."
I'm sorry main..." Nisha started but again kabir cut her off
Kya tab se sorry sorry Laga ke rakha hai...Acha bata hum jaa sakte hai na Disney land...tujhe acha laga na mera surprise ?"
Acha?? It's best thing I could ever asked...Oh I love you so much kabir...But tu mujhse pyar nhi karta "
Arey...Aisa kyun bol rahi main bhout pyar karta hun.. "
Huh...Pyar karta hun...Subha se ek Baar bhi tarif nhi ki meri kaisi lag rahi hun..."
Sach bolun ya jhooth ?"
Kabir..."
Okay aaj tu toh bilkul samosa wali mirchi lag rahi " he said and laughed while nisha jaw dropped to kilometres then she remembered something
Main samosa kahunga...Nhi sandwich nhi samosa..." She said glaring at him making him alert about consequence
Nisha main vo sab iss liye kiya taki tu pareshan hoke mujhe maare or sab bata de ki achanak se sati savitari ka atma kaise ghusa tere andar..." Kabir defended
Maar kana hai na tujhe ruk..." Nisha said and next moment whole house was meshed up as they were playing their favourite Tom and Jerry game which ended finally Nisha beating up kabir, the she rest on his chest.
Bhout thak gaya main...Mirchi ko khane ka mann kar raha..." He said naughty glint in eyes
Mirchi bhout theekhi hai nhi kha payega " Nisha said and winked
Mujhe toh mirchi ka hi aadat ho Gaya hai...Nhi mili toh problem ho jayegi " kabir replied and winked back at her
Kabir you shameless brat...Leave me " she said detached herself but kabir hold her hand
Arey aise kaise apni sexy mirchi Ko chod dun...Ab toh kha ke hi dam lunga " he said while standing up and took her in his arm in bridal style and took her into their room.
And enjoyed his mirchi delightfully.
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