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Meeta: navya abhi tak nahi aayi aaj..
Dadi: arey haan aaj to 9 baj gaye..
Deepak: arey maa..subah ke 9 baj rahe hain..raat thodi naa huyi hai..so aati hogi voh..
our darling enters by that time and runs towards the dining table where the family was having breakfast..
N: main aa gayi..;)
H: bohot jadi aa gayi bandariyaa morning walk se..
N: haan naa..kal se late aaungi..aur zyaada patli ho jaungi..
H: hahaa..tu aur patli..aisa lag raha hai ki koi monkey ko salsa sikhnaa hai..raat ko to maam chocolate ice cream khaaye..aur subah morning walk jaye..hahaa..gud gud continue..main to chala office..
N: huh..bye bye.bhaiya ji.
H: shut up bandariya ji.
N: maa...main fresh up hone jaa rahi hun..hamaari ritz rani se zara milke aaun..voh to bhaag rahi hai US shaadi ke baad toh hume hi jaana padega naa us busy maam se milne..
M: achcha thek hai chali jaana..pehle kuch kha to le..
N: nahi maa..aapne kitne oily parantha's banaye hai...main patli kaise hongi..aur ritz ki bhi to shaadi paas mein hi hai..
M: navya..aajkal zyaada naatak ho gaye hain tere..
N: yes mommy..buhbye
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she enters ritz house..dressed in an orange colored top which had a bow near her shoulder with an off white skirt..
N: hello shello ji..aunty ritu kahaan hai?
A: hello navya beta ..ritika apne kamre mein hai..
N: ok..thnk u..
she enters ritz's room and see's her standing near the balcony and talking to sum1..she tip toes and goes near her and tickles her suddenly..ritz was shocked by this behaviour of navya and cuts the call..
R: navya chad gayi hai kya??..pee kar aayi hai..jo paaglon jaisi harkatein kar rahi hai..appy tu hi ise kuch bol..
A: arey main kya bolun...hmm..navya tune kya piya hai?..brandy whisky ya rum..?
N: haaahhaa..combo..
R: tum dono naa..kabhi nahi sudhrogey..paaglon..agar aisi hi harkatein tumhaari shaadi mein rahi to main tum dono ko apni shaadi mein invite hi nahi karungi..
N: achcha to fir tujhe dance kaun sikhaaye ga..tera ranbir??..
R: shut up navyaa...vaise hi main itne tension mein hun aur upar se tu..
N: arey main tere upar thodi na baithi hun..main to tere bagal main hun..
R: what a pj..huh..
A: ab pj kya hai..
N: pakau joke..bilkul ritz ki tarah..
R: navyaaa...main pehle se itni pareshaan hun..aur tu...
N:jab se bol rahi hai pareshaan hun..pareshaan hun...ab kya hai teri pareshaani...
A: kuch nahi...iski aaj ranbir ke saath date fixed hai aur iska cousin aaj delhi se aa raha hai aur iski mom ne galti se driver ko kuch kaam pe bhijaa diya hai aur ab ritz ko uske cousin ko lene jaana padega airport..
N: omg..!..itni badi prblm..huh..ab ritz tu pj maar rahi hai..yeh bhi koi prblm hai bhala..
R: achcha to fir aap hi ise solve kar dijiye..
N: hmmm..main tere cousin ko leke aa jaungi..simple as that..
R: oh madam!..voh koi PM nahi hai..tu use pehchaane gi kaise..
N: oh madam!..mere paas pen aur paper hai aur main uss pe tere cousin ka naam likh kar khadi ho jaungi..tab to voh pehchaan hi lega naa..
A: arey haan na.!!
N: naam kya hai aur konsi flight hai..aur kab hai uska arrival time??
R: Air India,arrival time: 4:23,naam: Anant Vajpayee..
N: okie dokie!...main nikal rahi hun..vaise bhi traffic hoga..okay..buhbyee guys..meet u afterwards..;)
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at the airport...
N: ab yeh mr. anant kahaan reh gaya..jab se wait kar rahi hun..i mean i knw main abhi 30 sec pehle hi airport pahunchi hun..fir bhi..i m waiting naa..;)
an unknown person(up), dressed in an white shirt with mustard pants says: excuse me..
N: yeah..
up: armm..main hi anant hun..
N: ohh.. hi..i m navya..and forwards her hand for a handshake...
A: chalein hum...and moves forward..
N opens her mouth wide wen she saw that he ignored her...she murmered: kya samajhta hai yeh apne aap ko ..koi raja..aaja bachchu tu meri hi car mein baithne waala hai..huh..
A: car kahaan hai..
navya points at the car and they reach near it..anant opens the back door and was going to sit inside
N: excuse me...aage baitho na..i m sure main tumhe khaungi nahi..main vegetarian hun..
A: yeah..
he sat on the frnt seat and they drove off..on the way he orderd her to drive a little speed.. then to change the music ..then to change the cd..then to turn on the radio..then to turn off the radio..and so on and on..and navya obeyed him as he said thinking that he is the guest and she should behave properly...they reached a traffic signal by then anant said-
A: hmm tumhe IST ka matlab malum hai?
N: yeah..oops wait for sec..main abhi yaad karke bolti hun..hmmm...yeah IST ka matlab hai Indian Standard Time..
A: tumhe pata hai tumne ise bilkul change kar diya hai..
N: voh kaise?
A: tumne IST ko Indian Stretching Time bana diya hai..tumhe pata hai main 1hr se airport pe wait kar raha tha..
N: what the..tum mujhse aise baat nahi kar sakte...
A: oh hello..driver ho..aur driver ki aukaat mein raho..zyaada udo mat...
N: main aur driver..what the f..
A: zyaada gaaliyaan mat nikaalo mujhe bhi aati hai bohot saari gaaliyaan..
N: oh plz..tum mujhe driver samjh kar back seat pe baith rahe the aur yeh orders isiliye..
A: agar naukar ko orders nahi denge to fir billiyon ko denge..
N: oh god!..main koi naukar-shaukar nahi hun...main iss gaadi ki maalkin hun aur ritz ki bestie..huh..
A: but chachi ne to mujhe bola tha ki koi driver aayegaa..
N: to main tumhe driver dikhti hun kyaa??
A: aur nahi to kya..fir white skirt kyun pehni??..
N: arey main jo bhi karun..meri marzi .tum kon hote ho??..main white pehnu pink purple ya black u shld not care abt that..
A: okay madam..
by the time signal turned green...people behind were tired of pressing the horn but navya was in no mood to move forward..
N: by the way its an off white skirt..mr.colour blind..
A: huh..colour blind ...pehle khud ko to dekh lo..kisine sach kaha hai ki ladkon ke haath mein kitchen aur ladkiyon ke haath mein gaadi ki chaabiyan kabhi nahi deni chahiye..
N: wat do u mean by that..
A: peeche dekho kitna bada traffic jam kar diya hai..gaadi to chaalani aati nahi bas muh utha kar chale hain shaanpatti (meaning:show off) marne..
N:shaan patti..?..meri jutti..huh..
A: teri jutti hai kaali..
N: shut up..
a man came near knocked the window and said" maam plz baad mein jhagdo dekho kitna bada traffic jam ho gaya aapke vajeh se..zara gaadi ko chala bhi lo
A: arey bhai saheb main yeh samjha-samjha kar thak gaya hun..bas ab kya karein..yeh to maane se rahi..
the man: to aap hi gaadi chala dijiye..
N: nahi..aaj tak meri car mere alaawa kisine nahi chalayi..aur bhai sahab main aage badati hun gaadi ko..ap rukiye..
the man: thnk u..aapki meharbaani..
she started the car..and the drove off again..
A: hahaa.. tumne uss aadmi ko suno..'aapki meharbaani'..imitating that guy..
N: chup...tum aur main ek promise karenge ki hum main se koi baat nahi karega jab tak hum ghar nahi pahunchte..ok?
A: i m very ok with it...huh..shaanti..
N: shut up..
A: u first..
yeh dono chup kahaan rehne waale the..continuosly ek doosre ko dant rahe the jabtak ghar nahi pahunche..
so kaisa laga??..pehle i wanna tell all of u srry..i cldnt update coz i was down with cold (baarish ki meharbaani mujhpe..;)..isiliye to compensate maine itna bada update diya...do tell me agar acha laga to..;)
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