they reached near a paani puri/ gol gappe/puchke stall (uff..pani puri ke itne naam kyun hote hain..)
N: ohhoo...haarne ke liye taiyaar ho jao Mr.delhite..
A: tum ho jaao Ms.mumbaikar..
they started the competition...paani puri waala thak gaya but anya khaate bilkul nahi thake..
N: 41..
A: 42..
N: 42..huh..
A: 49..
N: cheater..42 se seedha 49..kitna ganda hai re tu..bhaiya ise puchke mat do..
A: kyun..galti se hogaya tha..khud se aur khayaa nahi jaa raha hi isiliye mujhe cheater bol rahi hai..tu double cheater..
N: tu toh triple cheater..
vendor: bhaiya thoda side hat jaiye..mere customers chale jaa rahe hain..apke jhagde ke vajeh se..
N: dekho anant tumhaari vajeh mujhe yeh sab sunna pad raha hi..
A: meri vajeh se..
N: chalo yaar yahaan se ab..yeh lo bhaiya aapke paise...chalo anant..
A: ab kya karein us paani puri vaale ne to dhake maar ke nikaal diya..
N:hahaha...tum bohot funny ho..
N: hmm..chalo vada-pav khaoge..
A: abhi bhi jageh hai tumhaare pet mein..
N: hmm..actual mein toh nahi but thodi jagah toh ban hi sakti hai..
A: chalo walking chaltey hain...
N: thats a great idea..paas mein hi hai voh..aur thodi pet mein jageh bhi ban jayegi..
vendor bechara finally use dhakee marne pade 🤣 n seriously dono kitne bhukkad hai ...itna khane ke baad bhi pet me jagah bachi hai 😆😛
they started walking..a flower seller came towards them..he was a small kid..
isse mujhe yaad aa rha hai I HAte Lu Stories 😛🤣
S: thank u bhai saab..khuda apko hamesha khush rakhe..inka 450 rs hua..poore ke poore 50 phool hai..
agar 50 phool 450 ke hai toh ek phool kitne ka ?? kabhi kabhi maths ko bhi yaad karna chayiye 🤣 n waise ek phool pagal tu 9 rs me beech [sell] kar rhi hai 🤣 seedhe seedhe 10 rs me laga nhi sakti hti 🤣🤣
A: yeh lo 500..kuch kha lena..
acchja toh woh 9 rs iske liye lagaye the...filmy part 🤣
🤣
he took the rose frm him...nd they seller went away...they started walking
N: yeh roses kiske liye..
A: meri girlfrnd ke liye..
N: tumhaari mumbai mein gf bhi hai..
A: filhaal toh nahi...but banaa lungaa..
N: sachchi?
A: tum kabhi kabaar kitni dumbo ho jaati ho..obviously yeh tumhaare liye hain..idiot..
N: thnk u paagal..
🤣🤣 to funny yaar n navya bechari really thought ki phool uski gf ke liye hai 🤣😛
n bhutta mussu kitna khilayegi dono ko..🤣 normal insano ka pet itne tak phar jata hai 🤣🤣
A: maine bola tha navya ki car lete hain..ab chalao tum activa..poore bheeg jayenge ab..
N: arey..maine bola tha kya baadal ko ki beta aa yahaan pe baarish gira aur hume bhigaa..
A: tum india mein hi rehti ho naa..yeh rainy season hai..kabhi bhi baarish ho sakti hai..
N: tum bhi toh india mein hi rehte ho..ek newspaper mein weather guide padha nahi jaata kya.. ki baarish hogi yaa nahi..
🤣 my god pet dukh raha hai yaar 🤣
A: maam uss baat ko teen ghante ho chuke hain..aur abhi shaam je 6 baj rahi hai.,.
my god tym kitni jaldi chala gaya 😛
N: arey haan leyo ek ek..
A: bhaiya 2 bhutte dena..
vendor: hann diya..
obvious woh bhutta wala yeh nhi bolega ki me bhi dunga aap logon ko 🤣🤣
yeah i promise that i will update regularly.;)
jhooti abhi tak update nhi kiya 🤣🤣😛
n i jst realised ki tu kitni kaam chor hai woh note likhne ke baad se sirf ek hi update diya hai 🤣😛 han yeh bhi hai ki apni test thi n all 😳 so maaf kiya n aaj updte kar maate 😛
my god mussu is update ne mujhe bohot hasaya yaar...mera pet dukh raha hai has hs ke 😆
n is maha update ke liye sukhriya 🤣