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Once again our PAPPU wins English Quiz contest,

By his Terrific Reply..!!

Question:" Whats the Oppositeof
'BARCELONA'... ??
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PAPPU:" ANDAR SE DO NA'..!! ::)

PAPPU ke liye taaliya..🤣🤣

Originally posted by: -meru-

mere bhi shayad itne hai hain...count nhi kiye abhi...😆😆

lol... 😆

Originally posted by: -meru-

Wife : Kiya kar rahe ho?
Husband : Makkhian maar raha
hoon,
Wife : Kitni mari?
Hsbnd : 3 female,
2 male,
Wife : Tumhain Kaise pata?
Husband : 3 shishey k samney
baithi thi,
Or
2 gold leaf ki dabbi pe..🤣🤣

rofl ...

I need to study..!!
"Opens book"
5 min padhte hi..
Abi man nahi ho raha...thoda facebook chek kar lu..
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1 ghante baad
Abi b man ni ho raha..bhuk b lagi hai saali..pehle kuch kha lu fir padhunga
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30 min baad( jaese ki Ab to puri book padh kar manuga:p
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Par 10 min padhte hi...bas ek last bar aur facebook check kar lu.. mood fresh ho jaega fir padhunga
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1 ghanta aur gaya
Ab jaese taese 10 min padhne baithe to neend aa rahi hai...chor yaar ab aaj ka pura din to aese hi nikal gaya...
par seriously ab kal se pakka padhunga..
Closes book
P.S. : Roz ka yahi drama rehta hai sabka..🤣

Must Read
Ladka perfume shop per ja ker
bola 1 perfume dey do main apni gf
k ghar aaj raat dinner per jana hai
us ko GIFT dena hai
.
1 perfume or dey do us ki sister bhi
bohat hot hai us pe bhi line marni
hai
.
... hmmm
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1 or perfume dey do, us ki mom ko
bhi impress karna hai
dinner per jesay hi ladki ka baap
enter hoaa to ladka ser juhka ker
baith gaya
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GF mujhey nai pata tha k tum itney
shermiley ho =p
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Ladka: mujhey bhi maloom nai tha
k tumharey papa ki perfume shop
hai 🤣

Originally posted by: -meru-

I need to study..!!
"Opens book"
5 min padhte hi..
Abi man nahi ho raha...thoda facebook chek kar lu..</i>
.
.
1 ghante baad
Abi b man ni ho raha..bhuk b lagi hai saali..pehle kuch kha lu fir padhunga
.
.
30 min baad( jaese ki Ab to puri book padh kar manuga:p
.
Par 10 min padhte hi...bas ek last bar aur facebook check kar lu.. mood fresh ho jaega fir padhunga
.
.
1 ghanta aur gaya
Ab jaese taese 10 min padhne baithe to neend aa rahi hai...chor yaar ab aaj ka pura din to aese hi nikal gaya...
par seriously ab kal se pakka padhunga..
Closes book
P.S. : Roz ka yahi drama rehta hai sabka..<i>🤣

rofl...rofl ...

Originally posted by: -meru-

Must Read
Ladka perfume shop per ja ker
bola 1 perfume dey do main apni gf
k ghar aaj raat dinner per jana hai
us ko GIFT dena hai
.
1 perfume or dey do us ki sister bhi
bohat hot hai us pe bhi line marni
hai
.
... hmmm
.

1 or perfume dey do, us ki mom ko
bhi impress karna hai
dinner per jesay hi ladki ka baap
enter hoaa to ladka ser juhka ker
baith gaya
.
.
.
.
GF mujhey nai pata tha k tum itney
shermiley ho =p
.
Ladka: mujhey bhi maloom nai tha
k tumharey papa ki perfume shop
hai🤣

🤣

unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat
se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi

🤣A man got a call from unknown
number..
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Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
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Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
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Girl:" R u married ??
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Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ??
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Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
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Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
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Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja.. 🤣

akki kaise lag rahe hain jocks...parh kay study ki tension khatam hogi...😆